ask somethin' interestin' and Ans. the previous Q. in a funny way.

Jump to Last Post 1-45 of 45 discussions (68 posts)
  1. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    If the first post is
    Q: who is the miss universe this year?
    The next post could be
    A: excuse me,why do you ask me? It's not me.
    Q: what is the fish saying?

    i will start the post with this Q. what is the color of hubpages forum?
    Ans. it and ask your Q. in the next post.

  2. ddsurfsca profile image73
    ddsurfscaposted 8 years ago

    Sometimes the color of hubpages forum is black and blue....


    If you had a dollar and fifty cents, what would you do with it?

  3. Laura Philips profile image59
    Laura Philipsposted 8 years ago

    A. Purchase a new ashtray for my motorbike

    Q. If Goofy is a dog, what is pluto?

  4. mythbuster profile image78
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    Pluto is a planet.

    What do you like in your coffee?

  5. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Tons of cream, thank you very much.

    What should I do if my husband bursts into flames?

  6. mythbuster profile image78
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    Quickly search for the hotline for "human combustion emergencies, paranormal and ghostbusting services."

    ?????????

    Tea or Coffee?

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why all the ???'s, mythbuster?

      Anyway, coffee all the live long day.

      Where is the one place you want to go before you die?

      1. Rafini profile image84
        Rafiniposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'd at least want to go out kickin' and screamin'big_smile


        If money were no object, where would you want to build your dream house?

  7. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    In Big Sur, if he'd let me, of course! smile

    Why do dogs drool?

  8. mythbuster profile image78
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    Because they're cool - but cats rule!

    smile

    Are you a nighthawk or morning sort of person?

    1. Laura Philips profile image59
      Laura Philipsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am more of a morningcrow than a nighthawk.

      Why does your breath smell in the morning?

  9. xixi12 profile image70
    xixi12posted 8 years ago

    because i ate some flowers called vegetables.

    Why would anyone want to earn more money?

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Answer: to pay for more escorts


      Question: does your groin itch all the time and give off a glowing greenish color too?

      1. lorlie6 profile image83
        lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thankfully, not today!

        How much money would it take to make you happy?

        1. Greek One profile image75
          Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          A  $30 million

          Q Anyone got a spare $30 million

  10. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    Exact change for all my bills and anything else I buy.

    ?:  What ever happened to Camelot?

  11. timorous profile image83
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    Cam was downsized as a cost-cutting measure, so there's a lot less of it now. lol

    How many bubbles are in a can of Coke?

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you are wondering why Greek Ones Hubscore is only 94

      what am I thinking?

  12. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    You are thinking how uncomfortable thigh high socks are.

    Why do some people detest learning so much?

  13. timorous profile image83
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    Because they don't want to be seen in public with all those unsightly facts.

    Where do the children play?

  14. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    A: On my scalp and you see there's no grass[hair] on it.
    Q: Why didn't you say me that you wanted a single red rose?

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Because I actually wanted one dozen

      What is your full bank account info?

  15. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    no bank account - really.

    Do you believe in the holy cow?

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i have sucked from it's nurturing teet

      Do these jeans make me look fat?

  16. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    Ans: no, it just seems like new generation potatoes are fancy wearing geans
    Q: Where is my unmarried wife?

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      she is lying next to me in my fancy jeans

      when will the world end?

      1. Ivorwen profile image70
        Ivorwenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        When history repeats itself and dinosaurs rule the earth again.

        what does pink taste like?

        1. profile image0
          ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Carp.

          What is on the backside of Sally?

  17. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    OO
    wanna smoke a hubnugget?

  18. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    i don't like burnt food!


    how many stars out there tonight?

  19. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    Beth is the only star I see tonight.

    When will that ice melt?

  20. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    I just fell through it.


    How do you catch fireflies?

  21. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    I take your previous avatar[s*xy bi*ini pics]

    why do you change your profile pics?

    1. A la carte profile image55
      A la carteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      A. It's easier than plastic surgery
      Q. What could be more fun than trying to outrun a hippo?

  22. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    out swim on


    is it fun to jump on jell-o??

  23. profile image0
    ralwusposted 8 years ago

    only in the nude.
    Can I can see the backside of your moon?

    1. Ivorwen profile image70
      Ivorwenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      if you stand on your head and look backwards.

      Who wants to party on planet Pluto?

      1. profile image0
        ralwusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Pluto is too far away.
        Can you pee on the sun?

  24. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    When you stand on Uranus you can pee on the sun!

    Are vegetables pure?

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image66
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That depends on where they've been.

      Why don't goldfish crackers taste like fish or look like crackers?

  25. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    Because they are a marketing strategy and completely food valueless!

    Would you rather eat a white or a yellow peach?

  26. ThoughtfulSpot profile image66
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years ago

    I don't judge my fruits by their color... its what's inside that counts.  (Mmmmm... Peachy juicy goodness...)

    How do you suppose one makes a "Whoopie Pie?"

  27. RFox profile image69
    RFoxposted 8 years ago

    First you make Whoopie and then you bake.

    How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck...if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

  28. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    make a sweet crust - add plenty of hot whoopie!

    where have all the flowers gone? 

    (hi TS!)

    1. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Eaten up by all those naughty peaches.

      How do you like your cucumber?

  29. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    crisp, fresh and firm

    why did the tomato blush?

  30. ReggieD06 profile image61
    ReggieD06posted 8 years ago

    Because the onion cried.



    Why is the sky blue?

  31. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    Sky hates red color.

    What will happen if chuck noris lands on moon ?

  32. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    He'll chop those moon rocks to pieces.

    When you're asleep, are you drinking water?

  33. camlo profile image88
    camloposted 8 years ago

    No, I'm eating it.

    When writing messages on the Forums, do you use a pen or a keyboard?

  34. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    i use fingers, toes and my forehead sometimes the long****
    how do you know her?

  35. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    from grade school.




    How do you know him?

    1. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Very well.

      How often do you cut your toe nails?

  36. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    after reading The Clean Life's hub

    where do you put your money?

    1. camlo profile image88
      camloposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I line my pockets with it.

      Do you wear a belt because you have to, or because you want to?

  37. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    I never leave home without it.


    Is multiple personality disorder real?

  38. camlo profile image88
    camloposted 8 years ago

    If you knew me, you'd know it's real.

    Why is the man in Beth100's avatar pointing at his hat and laughing?

  39. ThoughtfulSpot profile image66
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years ago

    Because its better than pointing at his something else and laughing.

    Why does a quarter back?

  40. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Because nobody'd watch a quarter front.

    How do you scratch in English?

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image66
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      With a Jolly Old Backscratcher.

      Why do pirates wear patches?

      1. sofs profile image81
        sofsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        do cover up the dumb looks

        why does a cat have a catnap?

      2. Ivorwen profile image70
        Ivorwenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        In case they get holes in their britches.




        Heads or Tails?

  41. timorous profile image83
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    @Ivorwen: It's hard to tell when you bend over like that.

    Sorry sofs, you must have posted out of place.  Your answer:
    It's hard to have someone else's nap.

    Q: Why don't they make those toasters with the sides that flip down, anymore?

  42. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    they hate foods going down through a whole

    why do you ask a question?

  43. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 7 years ago

    As I cant ask an answer
    Why are you not sleeping?

  44. AloBeDa profile image95
    AloBeDaposted 7 years ago

    Answer: I'm busy hubbing

    Question: Why are you winking at me?

  45. schoolgirlforreal profile image81
    schoolgirlforrealposted 7 years ago

    Sorry I have a bug in my eye

    Q: Do you believe a cabbage patch doll can be possessed?

    1. saleheensblog profile image60
      saleheensblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      how do a male robot recognize a female robot?

 
working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)