A 100% Guarenteed Hubpages Traffic Method $$$$$$

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    ryankettposted 14 years ago

    Learn how to pick keywords, learn how to tag, cross your fingers, write lots more hubs, cross more fingers. Repeat hundreds of times, cross your toes.

    I normally charge $99.99 for that information, consider yourself lucky. Now there you go, no need to ever read a 'how to get traffic' thread again. The topic is now redundant.... congratulations, you will save at least 2 minutes per week of your life.

    1. EatLovePray profile image61
      EatLovePrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wow.. thanks Ryan for doing this. When do the lessons begin? Lol.. All jokez.. haha.. big_smile

    2. waynet profile image69
      waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yes....now I have the knowledge to be a Hubpages super star....many thanks for these tips now.....I can take on the whole of the Internet and all will bow down before me!!!!

      Cheers! big_smile

    3. kmackey32 profile image54
      kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      omg... hillarious

    4. Arthur Fontes profile image66
      Arthur Fontesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good tips but I am having a hard time typing with my fingers crossed?  lol

    5. saleheensblog profile image59
      saleheensblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      party time, cheers everyone

    6. viryabo profile image86
      viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol Crossed mine so much they are sore!

  2. Timmy(B) profile image60
    Timmy(B)posted 14 years ago

    I think you should do a squeeze page and make more money on this.

    1. rebekahELLE profile image89
      rebekahELLEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol. I love British humour.

  3. Daniel Carter profile image65
    Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

    Um, hello!!
    You're not finished yet! Outside link to a website so I can sign up and you can phish my credit card number!!

    $99.99 my big.............foot. Er something....

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      Home Girlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Somebody mentioned money here? How strange...

  4. Pcunix profile image83
    Pcunixposted 14 years ago

    You need to take out that "repeat hundreds of times" stuff.  Nobody is going to pay $99.99 if they think they have to work at it.

    1. lrohner profile image70
      lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hilarious!!!

  5. WryLilt profile image74
    WryLiltposted 14 years ago

    Very funny! But very true. I haven't paid for that information yet but I have done lots of reading and really - that's all it comes down to.

    People think there's some 'secret' but I don't believe there is - just luck and hard work - like most things in life.

    May I add that my first 100 or so hubs were not keyword researched or promoted (except maybe a botched one or two) but just churning them out without worrying about traffic meant I got to turn around one day and go "Oh wow I have quite a bit of regular daily traffic and I'm making some money!"

  6. sunforged profile image77
    sunforgedposted 14 years ago

    Hey! you charged me $299! for this method, now you are just giving it away.

    I see how it is - doesnt work anyway, my toes dont cross.

    moral? never trust a misspelled 'Guarentee" sad

  7. What's News profile image65
    What's Newsposted 14 years ago

    lol funny stuff.

  8. SteveoMc profile image72
    SteveoMcposted 14 years ago

    So that's how you make money here?   You charge people to find out how to make money.   Fascinating!


    If anyone would like to learn how to make money, I can tell you all you need to know in two short paragraphs.   I will do this for $49.99.    AS you can see, this is half the going rate.  A bargain.  This is only good for one week due to very high demand.  YOU can get in on the ground floor of a ground swell of money makers.   All for half the going rate.

    1. SteveoMc profile image72
      SteveoMcposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And, BTW, you do not have to cross your toes with this plan!

      1. ross670daw profile image59
        ross670dawposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I thought $99.99 was a great deal, see what competition does, now a choice, $99.99 with fingers toes etc crossed, or $49.99 without the toe crossing. Decisions, decisions, oh-oh too much choice, info overload.

 
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