A 100% Guarenteed Hubpages Traffic Method $$$$$$

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   ryankettposted 7 years ago

   Learn how to pick keywords, learn how to tag, cross your fingers, write lots more hubs, cross more fingers. Repeat hundreds of times, cross your toes.
   
   I normally charge $99.99 for that information, consider yourself lucky. Now there you go, no need to ever read a 'how to get traffic' thread again. The topic is now redundant.... congratulations, you will save at least 2 minutes per week of your life.

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      EatLovePrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Wow.. thanks Ryan for doing this. When do the lessons begin? Lol.. All jokez.. haha..

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      waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes....now I have the knowledge to be a Hubpages super star....many thanks for these tips now.....I can take on the whole of the Internet and all will bow down before me!!!!
      
      Cheers!

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      kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      omg... hillarious

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      Arthur Fontesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good tips but I am having a hard time typing with my fingers crossed? 

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      saleheensblogposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      party time, cheers everyone

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      viryaboposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Crossed mine so much they are sore!

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   Timmy(B)posted 7 years ago

   I think you should do a squeeze page and make more money on this.

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      rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol. I love British humour.

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   Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

   Um, hello!!
   You're not finished yet! Outside link to a website so I can sign up and you can phish my credit card number!!
   
   $99.99 my big.............foot. Er something....

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      Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Somebody mentioned money here? How strange...

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   Pcunixposted 7 years ago

   You need to take out that "repeat hundreds of times" stuff.  Nobody is going to pay $99.99 if they think they have to work at it.

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      lrohnerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hilarious!!!

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   WryLiltposted 7 years ago

   Very funny! But very true. I haven't paid for that information yet but I have done lots of reading and really - that's all it comes down to.
   
   People think there's some 'secret' but I don't believe there is - just luck and hard work - like most things in life.
   
   May I add that my first 100 or so hubs were not keyword researched or promoted (except maybe a botched one or two) but just churning them out without worrying about traffic meant I got to turn around one day and go "Oh wow I have quite a bit of regular daily traffic and I'm making some money!"

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   sunforgedposted 7 years ago

   Hey! you charged me $299! for this method, now you are just giving it away.
   
   I see how it is - doesnt work anyway, my toes dont cross.
   
   moral? never trust a misspelled 'Guarentee"

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   What's Newsposted 7 years ago

   lol funny stuff.

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   SteveoMcposted 7 years ago

   So that's how you make money here?   You charge people to find out how to make money.   Fascinating!
   
   
   If anyone would like to learn how to make money, I can tell you all you need to know in two short paragraphs.   I will do this for $49.99.    AS you can see, this is half the going rate.  A bargain.  This is only good for one week due to very high demand.  YOU can get in on the ground floor of a ground swell of money makers.   All for half the going rate.

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      SteveoMcposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And, BTW, you do not have to cross your toes with this plan!

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         ross670dawposted 7 years ago in reply to this

         I thought $99.99 was a great deal, see what competition does, now a choice, $99.99 with fingers toes etc crossed, or $49.99 without the toe crossing. Decisions, decisions, oh-oh too much choice, info overload.

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