Express Your Self with Body Language

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  1. WryLilt profile image90
    WryLiltposted 8 years ago

    I'm curious. If 80% of the way we communicate is body language, how can I understand a single thing one of you is saying?

    So I figure we should bring more body language into our posts.

    Instead of 'talking' to the next person, use body language.

    It can be anything you want to express to the next or previous  person without words.

    I'll start.

    *Raises eyebrow*
    *Waves*

  2. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 8 years ago

    Smile

  3. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    *tucks penis into sock so that it doesn't rise up and cause embarrassment when I say 'hello'*

    1. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *crosses arms and tosses hair in disgust*

      1. Greek One profile image75
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        licks lips and nodes knowingly, undeterred by such familiar signs of feigned disinterest

        1. profile image0
          Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Stifles a smirk and re-arranges face to a look of feigned horror.

          1. Greek One profile image75
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            unconsciously enlarges pupils at the sight of the enlarged nipples displayed by ladies trying to hide their desire.. remembers 'the good old days' and then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his lost virility and aging spermatozoa

            1. lorlie6 profile image84
              lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              *Jaw drops in horror as thread is about to be clipped*

              1. profile image0
                Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Rinse minds eye with imaginary Optrex.

                1. Greek One profile image75
                  Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  has stunned expression caused by the irony of the fact that he once named his aging spermatozoa "Optrex"

                  1. profile image0
                    Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    Jaw drops with shock at tenuous link of sperm and over the counter medication for blurred vision, then looks thoughtful at connection between self abuse and poor eyesight.

    2. Kimberly Bunch profile image60
      Kimberly Bunchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent! Keep up the good work!

      wink

      *********
      Oh, and I cross my legs, with hands folded in my lap as I turn my head up to the side in gesture to it all.

      Chow!
      wink

  4. mythbuster profile image79
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    *mwah* (cheek)

  5. camlo profile image87
    camloposted 8 years ago

    Slowly shakes head.

  6. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    *Walks away in stilettos tossing ponytail back and forth*

  7. mythbuster profile image79
    mythbusterposted 8 years ago

    *waves back at WryLilt*

    1. WryLilt profile image90
      WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *grins and pokes out tongue*

  8. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    remembers jaw dropping down by ladies in his past, and once remembers 'the good old days' and then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his lost virility and aging spermatozoa

  9. Greek One profile image75
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    raises eyebrows and wonders why Mythbuster is waving to WryLil since she hasn't been here in a number of days

  10. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    *Feels sorry for herself, wonders where everybody went*

  11. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    *Sits back smugly to let Greek One and Kathryn flirt shamelessly*

    1. Greek One profile image75
      Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      crosses legs and thinks "all my flirting is full of shame"

      1. lorlie6 profile image84
        lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        *Eyebrows knitted, wonders why Greek One feels this way*

    2. profile image0
      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Petulantly pouting, folds arms and refuses to play until Lorlie6 continues to bait Greek One.

      1. Greek One profile image75
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Remembers that before he was married, he was often baited my masters...
        the he once again remembers 'the good old days'..  then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his... yadda yadda yadda

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          Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Narrowing eyes in concentration, focusing on the repeated use of the word - 'limp'  concluding that the Greek One does protest too much.

          1. Greek One profile image75
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            thinking "wow.. the truth really DOES hurt", bows his head is shame and presses "Control Alt Del" on his computer.. and waive good night to everyone

            1. profile image0
              Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Night Greeky - it was fun!

  12. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    *Wiping the sleep from eyes at 2;30 am-the next day-realizes the flirt continued behind her back, then puts her head down on the keyboard to weep*

  13. Lisa HW profile image69
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    In a zombie-like trance, aware that all body language has come to a halt after hours online, resorts to posting old stand-by emoticons she always uses as a way to express tone:

    hmm (me, much of the time for one reason or another)
    roll (also me most of the time for one reason or another)
    mad (almost as frequently me as above ones are)           
    lol (the psycho laugh that doesn't really do it, but that's better than no laugh at all)
    and, of course, the over-used to the point of being meaningless, smile


    Picks self up from that strange, sideways slump position she seems to have settled in in an attempt to sort of stay awake while looking at the screen, (planning to get two and half hours' sleep), reaches for mouse with right hand and shuts down the ...

    1. lorlie6 profile image84
      lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      *Giggles with a feeling of empathy toward the zombie-gal Lisa, agrees silently and wishes she could do the same*

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        Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Sleepily reads thread then shakes head with disbelief at flirting accusation.

        1. lorlie6 profile image84
          lorlie6posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          *Sees clearly that Greek One has vamoosed, decides to leave poor Kathryn alone, then goes to get first cuppa Joe*

          1. profile image0
            Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You've changed your avatar lorlie6!  This is terrible.  I was thinking of revamping mine but you've pipped me to the post.

            1. sofs profile image80
              sofsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Hey !! where is the body language here.............
              mad
              roll
              stretching and yawning  ....gooood morning!

              1. WryLilt profile image90
                WryLiltposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                *Yawns* ... and thinks "It's night time."

  14. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    *smirk*  *looking around*  lol  *feeling bad for the smiley*

  15. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    *Stretches with pain from babysitting all night long* 
    *Sleepily wonders why this thread fell by the wayside*

    *Thinks with sorrow how old granny is*



    *ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

 
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