Express Your Self with Body Language

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   WryLiltposted 12 years ago

   I'm curious. If 80% of the way we communicate is body language, how can I understand a single thing one of you is saying?
   
   So I figure we should bring more body language into our posts.
   
   Instead of 'talking' to the next person, use body language.
   
   It can be anything you want to express to the next or previous  person without words.
   
   I'll start.
   
   *Raises eyebrow*
   *Waves*

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   katiem2posted 12 years ago

   Smile

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   *tucks penis into sock so that it doesn't rise up and cause embarrassment when I say 'hello'*

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      lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      *crosses arms and tosses hair in disgust*

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         Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         licks lips and nodes knowingly, undeterred by such familiar signs of feigned disinterest

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            Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Stifles a smirk and re-arranges face to a look of feigned horror.

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               Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               unconsciously enlarges pupils at the sight of the enlarged nipples displayed by ladies trying to hide their desire.. remembers 'the good old days' and then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his lost virility and aging spermatozoa

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                  lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  *Jaw drops in horror as thread is about to be clipped*

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                     Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     Rinse minds eye with imaginary Optrex.

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                        Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        has stunned expression caused by the irony of the fact that he once named his aging spermatozoa "Optrex"

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                           Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                           Jaw drops with shock at tenuous link of sperm and over the counter medication for blurred vision, then looks thoughtful at connection between self abuse and poor eyesight.

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                              Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                              slaps checks with his hands in disbelief at what Kathryn just wrote...
                              and then lets out a whimper of pain due to the sensation caused by the hair stubble on his palm as they brush against his face

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                                 lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                 *Wonders why Greek One would slap his checks*

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                                    Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                    thinks to himself "someone has to"

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                                    Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                    Confused look changing to knowing smirk, with the realisation that Greek one is all fingers and thumbs at the key board.

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                                       Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                       knowingly looks at his fingers,.. ah yes, those big fingers....
                                       
                                       hiding with his smile that sad fact that he really doesn't know how to spell "cheeks"

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                                          lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                          *Giggles knowingly at the error of a bust*

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                                             Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                             lifts up his nose thinking o himself "I can communicate better in ancient Greek"

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                                                lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                *Wonders disparagingly whether Greek One really knows Greek at all*

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                                                   Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                   wonders is Lorie is referring to language, or to the expression of ones self with body

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                                                      lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                      *Hangs head in shame over miscommunication, hoping all is well*

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                                                         Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                         blows Lorie a kiss

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                                                         lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                         *Wonders why Greek One is so talkative regarding his virility*

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                                                            Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                                            has a look of remembrance in his face and thinks to himself "those who can't teach"

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                                       Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                       Looks demurely under eyelashes at Greek hero of the naughty prose.

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                                          lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                          *Feels badly that offense may be taken at last post*

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                                             Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                             closes his eyes in sleep mode at work and thinks "i could never be offended by the lovely Lorie"

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                                          Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                          recalls demure looks of the past and once again remembers 'the good old days'..  then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his lost virility and aging spermatozoa

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                                       Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                       Looks supportively at lorlie6 to reassure her that Greekone is unabashed by witty repost.

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                                          lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                          *Smiles in concert with sister Kathryn, happy to so soothed*

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                              Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                              Ponders with pensive expression at Greek One's need to type the work spermatozoa so many times in one thread, then with a look of dawning realisation, concludes with a satisfied smirk that Greek One is a man.

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                                 Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                 wonders what took her so long

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      Kimberly Bunchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent! Keep up the good work!
      
      
      
      *********
      Oh, and I cross my legs, with hands folded in my lap as I turn my head up to the side in gesture to it all.
      
      Chow!
      

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   mythbusterposted 12 years ago

   *mwah* (cheek)

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   camloposted 12 years ago

   Slowly shakes head.

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   lorlie6posted 12 years ago

   *Walks away in stilettos tossing ponytail back and forth*

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   mythbusterposted 12 years ago

   *waves back at WryLilt*

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      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      *grins and pokes out tongue*

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   remembers jaw dropping down by ladies in his past, and once remembers 'the good old days' and then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his lost virility and aging spermatozoa

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   raises eyebrows and wonders why Mythbuster is waving to WryLil since she hasn't been here in a number of days

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    *Feels sorry for herself, wonders where everybody went*

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    *Sits back smugly to let Greek One and Kathryn flirt shamelessly*

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       Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       crosses legs and thinks "all my flirting is full of shame"

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          lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          *Eyebrows knitted, wonders why Greek One feels this way*

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       Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Petulantly pouting, folds arms and refuses to play until Lorlie6 continues to bait Greek One.

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          Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Remembers that before he was married, he was often baited my masters...
          the he once again remembers 'the good old days'..  then lets out a limp sigh lamenting his... yadda yadda yadda

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             Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Narrowing eyes in concentration, focusing on the repeated use of the word - 'limp'  concluding that the Greek One does protest too much.

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                Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                thinking "wow.. the truth really DOES hurt", bows his head is shame and presses "Control Alt Del" on his computer.. and waive good night to everyone

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                   Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Night Greeky - it was fun!

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    *Wiping the sleep from eyes at 2;30 am-the next day-realizes the flirt continued behind her back, then puts her head down on the keyboard to weep*

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    In a zombie-like trance, aware that all body language has come to a halt after hours online, resorts to posting old stand-by emoticons she always uses as a way to express tone:
    
    (me, much of the time for one reason or another)
    (also me most of the time for one reason or another)
    (almost as frequently me as above ones are)           
    (the psycho laugh that doesn't really do it, but that's better than no laugh at all)
    and, of course, the over-used to the point of being meaningless,
    
    
    Picks self up from that strange, sideways slump position she seems to have settled in in an attempt to sort of stay awake while looking at the screen, (planning to get two and half hours' sleep), reaches for mouse with right hand and shuts down the ...

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       lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       *Giggles with a feeling of empathy toward the zombie-gal Lisa, agrees silently and wishes she could do the same*

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          Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Sleepily reads thread then shakes head with disbelief at flirting accusation.

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             lorlie6posted 12 years agoin reply to this

             *Sees clearly that Greek One has vamoosed, decides to leave poor Kathryn alone, then goes to get first cuppa Joe*

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                Kathryn LJposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                You've changed your avatar lorlie6!  This is terrible.  I was thinking of revamping mine but you've pipped me to the post.

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                   sofsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   Hey !! where is the body language here.............
                   
                   
                   stretching and yawning  ....gooood morning!

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                      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      *Yawns* ... and thinks "It's night time."

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    *smirk*  *looking around*    *feeling bad for the smiley*

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    *Stretches with pain from babysitting all night long* 
    *Sleepily wonders why this thread fell by the wayside*
    
    *Thinks with sorrow how old granny is*
    
    
    
    *ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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