Guess What I am

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    Rookie70posted 7 years ago

    Can you guess what I am?

    I am short, ugly and rough, and on good days I am easy going. People like to tease me sometimes. I have a fixed smile, very cute, most people would say that I am droopy. I come in different colors and sizes, and I have one eye. What am I?

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I understand short and ugly, but there is no reason for you to be "rough"

      http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l389/korkoreja/ActionCream.jpg

      Action Cream will restore your smoothness!!!

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        ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        will that work on short haired black men too? if it does, I need some for my, er, whatses.

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          might as well rub some alcohol on it since it's always handy. big_smile

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            ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I have lots o' that. LOL burn baby burn!

      2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        ...and might help with the droopiness too.....

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          ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          no, only one thing will work for mine

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            KCC Big Countryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Really?  only one, huh?

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          For the droopiness you need something else...
          http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/nice_guy4664/ky.jpg

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ..hey my post was taken out of context...err....it got out of line....but it worked wherever it landed.....lol

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      ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You need to get your butt back here and answer us.

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        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        smile

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    ..this?...mind you i'm not sure what 'this' is....

    http://static.thebroth.com/gal/im23688.jpg

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      sofsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You got it right!! Yeah... Yeah  !!  smile
      cute

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Hair

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    she did not! i did!

  5. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    Hair has one eye?

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      ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL darlin count them Ha-I-r

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        KCC Big Countryposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL.....you are waaaaaaaaaaaay too sharp tonight.

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          ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          LOL good day. bad hair day. just the smile is confusing to me.

    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i was just about to ask that...

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    and the teasing?

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      'k ...but what about the fixed smile.... mine is sorta smiling....

  7. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    Yeah, everything else seems reasonable...except the smile.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    i am not putting that shyt on it. nevah!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    goodnight ladies, we sure hijacked this thread. much love and sleep well. x

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Good night ralwus and Someway... I'm heading to bed as well (with my KY jelly) lol lol lol

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      sofsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It is Good morning out here.. don't you dare sleeeeeeeeeeeep ooooofffffffffffffff.............  smile

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    psychlistposted 7 years ago

    Not all hair is short, ugly, and rough. Some hair is long, smooth, and beautiful, no? The smile confuses me, too.

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    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    Where is the night shift? Shouldn't they be reporting for duty right about now?
    BTW, ugly, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder big_smile!

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Will we ever learn the answer to the riddle?

    I will be trying to think of it forever now, if the op doesn't come back!  no fair

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    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    mega1,how often do you change your avatar?
    I must say you are the resident fashionista of Hub Pages!

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Did he forget to answer this question?! roll

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      ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Yes! I ain't playin with him no more. big_smile

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        bayouladyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I could crush him! I want the answer to the riddle!

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    Maybe he was drunk when he posted this and couldn't recall it the next day. Ralwus! Did you take part on this?! hmm

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      ralwusposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Me? He started more than one.

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    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    *sigh*  who starts a riddle and never returns to reveal the answer?!

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    sofsposted 7 years ago

    Yeah, we have been waiting to know.. no fair .. no fair..

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    Rookie70posted 7 years ago

    Two people unlocked the riddle, klarawieck and SomewayOuttahere. Congratulations! You two are the stars on this thread.

 
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