Guess What I am

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   Rookie70posted 13 years ago

   Can you guess what I am?
   
   I am short, ugly and rough, and on good days I am easy going. People like to tease me sometimes. I have a fixed smile, very cute, most people would say that I am droopy. I come in different colors and sizes, and I have one eye. What am I?

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I understand short and ugly, but there is no reason for you to be "rough"
      
      
      
      Action Cream will restore your smoothness!!!

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         ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         will that work on short haired black men too? if it does, I need some for my, er, whatses.

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            might as well rub some alcohol on it since it's always handy.

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               ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I have lots o' that. LOL burn baby burn!

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ...and might help with the droopiness too.....

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            ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            no, only one thing will work for mine

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               KCC Big Countryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Really?  only one, huh?

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            klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            For the droopiness you need something else...
            

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            SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            ..hey my post was taken out of context...err....it got out of line....but it worked wherever it landed.....

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You need to get your butt back here and answer us.

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         mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   ..this?...mind you i'm not sure what 'this' is....
   
   

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      sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You got it right!! Yeah... Yeah  !! 
      cute

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   Hair

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   she did not! i did!

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   Hair has one eye?

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL darlin count them Ha-I-r

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         KCC Big Countryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOL.....you are waaaaaaaaaaaay too sharp tonight.

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            ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            LOL good day. bad hair day. just the smile is confusing to me.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      i was just about to ask that...

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   and the teasing?

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      'k ...but what about the fixed smile.... mine is sorta smiling....

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   KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

   Yeah, everything else seems reasonable...except the smile.

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   i am not putting that shyt on it. nevah!

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   goodnight ladies, we sure hijacked this thread. much love and sleep well. x

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Good night ralwus and Someway... I'm heading to bed as well (with my KY jelly)

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      sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It is Good morning out here.. don't you dare sleeeeeeeeeeeep ooooofffffffffffffff............. 

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    psychlistposted 13 years ago

    Not all hair is short, ugly, and rough. Some hair is long, smooth, and beautiful, no? The smile confuses me, too.

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Where is the night shift? Shouldn't they be reporting for duty right about now?
    BTW, ugly, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder !

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Will we ever learn the answer to the riddle?
    
    I will be trying to think of it forever now, if the op doesn't come back!  no fair

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    mega1,how often do you change your avatar?
    I must say you are the resident fashionista of Hub Pages!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Did he forget to answer this question?!

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       ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yes! I ain't playin with him no more.

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          bayouladyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I could crush him! I want the answer to the riddle!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    Maybe he was drunk when he posted this and couldn't recall it the next day. Ralwus! Did you take part on this?!

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       ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Me? He started more than one.

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    KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

    *sigh*  who starts a riddle and never returns to reveal the answer?!

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    sofsposted 13 years ago

    Yeah, we have been waiting to know.. no fair .. no fair..

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    Rookie70posted 13 years ago

    Two people unlocked the riddle, klarawieck and SomewayOuttahere. Congratulations! You two are the stars on this thread.

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