Alright here's a game for you all.
You have to take turns thinking of the tiniest possible niche you can for a hub or website (for laughs.)
My niche is so small it's aimed at killing ants wearing red socks, living in the backyards of 36 year old bachelorettes.
Be as ludicrous as you wish!
LOL WryLit and Sweetsusieg. This is an awesome thread!
My niche is so small that it only appeals to bald-headed retired Serbian kindergarten teachers whose names start with the letter "V" and who are living on the northwestern coast of Borneo in condominiums of 760 square feet (or less).
My niche is so small that it only has recipes using cheese made from moon-cheese (the cheese the moon is made of) AND wine that comes only from the table of Zeuss! (sometimes I slip in some tea made by Juno herself, but not often, she is so grouchy about it!)
My niche is soooo small that only cabbage patch dolls who are still in existence can purchase large diapers with the directions on how to cut and sew them into doll size diapers and the large ones are 100x the cost of small ones.
Those are pretty small niches, but I think mine is smaller. Mine covers the most popular nose hair trimmers among left handed, red headed Libra men named Eugene who live in their mother's basement in Paducah Kentucky.
Paducah!! I love Paducah! Well, sort of.... At least, I'm very familiar with it. Is that where you live, by any chance?
Sorry to get off-topic.
My niche is for people who use lasers to engrave documents on the heads of pins and then solder them together inside bottles to make models of ships from Goa. With one hand tied behind their backs.
Nah, I don't live in Paducah. I went there once in the 80's though. Nice place.
I didn't know Eugene was a nose hair trimmer! Wow. Well, live and learn! Is his mother still alive? Man, what a old B she is!
are there many women with small niches? I suppose not!!
I have the smallest of all! My niche is about left-handed Asian/Norwegian mixed-race women between the ages of 26 and 26.5 years old who count all the bubbles in their soda pop.
My niche is so small that even Micro niche finder can't find it till 2050.
I must say, this thread is really broadening my horizons on the narrowness of some people's niches!
My niche is only for pink hippos who like to play Tetris blindfolded on Tuesday mornings while eating Fruitloops. I wonder why i don't get traffic?
My niche is so small that only Egyptian mummies who have been reanimated on the big screen by Vincent Price and want to whiten their underarm hairs individually with potoato juice will be searching!
my niche is so small that I lost it and I think aliens snatched it off into another galaxy.
by Don Bobbitt 5 years ago
Of course, HP is playing their cards close to their vest, and rightly so.But, from what I know about fracturing the HP family of writers into these so-called "Niche Sites" is a little like taking a cannon ball and melting it down to pour the liquid into molds for shotgun shot. Each group...
by Lori Colbo 8 years ago
There are mega churches all over America. There are some who accuse these churches of deliberately stealing parishioners from smaller churches and that it is the pastor's celebrity these people are drawn too. Do you think this is a fair blanket statement to make? Are small churches failures?
Copyright © 2021 Maven Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers on this website. HubPages® is a registered trademark of Maven Coalition, Inc. Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners. Maven Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website.
|HubPages Device ID||This is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.|
|Login||This is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.|
|HubPages Traffic Pixel||This is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.|
|Remarketing Pixels||We may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.|
|Conversion Tracking Pixels||We may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.|