Help for Old Farts Texting
You and your friends must have some seriously funny conversations.
HEY! I'm trying to help you old farts!
Make life a little easier!
God (who?) knows we need a little help.
print this out...it'll help ya when yer texting on yer phone to all the other old cronies.
Qwark
:ROFL CGU!!!! Too funny
- china manposted 12 years ago
0 I must protest!! These text msg's are for people my age, and I am NOT an old fart...yet...At least I don't think so.
LMDO!!!
I think the 'D' should be interchangable: Some on us will need it to stand for 'Dentures,' and often will need a text concerning 'Diapers.' And NOT Depends, thank you very much!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Speak for yourself, hahaha!}
This would make a great hub
Hahahahaha...ok guys and girls, I'm gonna add the new ones to the list!
G'mornin' by the way...:
QwarkNew list with additions
:
· BFF : Best Friend Farted
· BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
· BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
· CBM : Covered By Medicare
· CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
· DWI : Driving While Incontinent
· FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
· FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
· FYI : Found Your Insulin
· GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
· GHA : Got Heartburn Again
· HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
· IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
· LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
· LOL : Living On Lipitor
· LWO : Lawrence Welk's On!
· OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
· OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
· ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
· SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
· TTYL : Talk To You Louder
· WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
· WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
· WTP : Where's The Prunes?
WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped MyselfNAD need a carer
WRD - where are you?
WRUD - what are you doing?
WRUDT - what are you doing tonight?
WHST - Wanna have sex tonight?
ATD : At The Doctor's- ralwusposted 12 years ago0
LWO : Lawrence Welk's On! : I resent that. I couldn't stand that show when I was a young pup. 'Cept for them there Lennon Sisters.
that's so funny!
I don't even text but I may start with this list!
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