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Help for Old Farts Texting

  1. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 6 years ago

    I think I've covered just about everything.
    If ya've got more, add to 'em:


      Senior Texting Code   
     
    ·        ATD : At The Doctor's
    ·        BFF : Best Friend Farted
    ·        BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
    ·        BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
    ·        CBM : Covered By Medicare
    ·        CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
    ·        DWI : Driving While Incontinent
    ·        FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
    ·        FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
    ·        FYI : Found Your Insulin
    ·        GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    ·        GHA : Got Heartburn Again
    ·        HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
    ·        IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    ·        LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
    ·        LOL : Living On Lipitor
    ·        LWO : Lawrence Welk's On!
    ·        OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
    ·        OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ·        ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    ·        SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    ·        TTYL : Talk To You Louder
    ·        WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
    ·        WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
    ·        WTP : Where's The Prunes?
             WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
             SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped Myself

  2. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    You and your friends must have some seriously funny conversations. lol lol lol lol lol

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Hell Cags, when yer almost 70, ya gotta hava sense of humor.,..lol
      Qwark

  3. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 6 years ago

    HEY! I'm trying to help you old farts!
    Make life a little easier!
    God (who?) knows we need a little help.
    print this out...it'll help ya when yer texting on yer phone to all the other old cronies.
    Qwark smile:

  4. h.a.borcich profile image60
    h.a.borcichposted 6 years ago

    ROFL CGU!!!! Too funny smile

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      TY H.A.    smile:
      Qwark

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    You forgot
                     SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped Myself

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Great add on china....on the list it goes....lol smile:

  6. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    I must protest!!  These text msg's are for people my age, and I am NOT an old fart...yet...At least I don't think so.

                                      smile

  7. Aficionada profile image89
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    LMDO!!!   lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol  lol

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I think the 'D' should be interchangable:  Some on us will need it to stand for 'Dentures,' and often will need a text concerning 'Diapers.'  And NOT Depends, thank you very much!
      smile

      1. Aficionada profile image89
        Aficionadaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  lol  {Speak for yourself, hahaha!}

  8. simeonvisser profile image86
    simeonvisserposted 6 years ago

    This would make a great hub smile

  9. jdaviswrites profile image91
    jdaviswritesposted 6 years ago

    Old farts? I barely know any of these...

    I did have an old love affair that liked to text with acronyms, leaving me to analyze her texts like a riddle and get back to her...ASAP. Shit like,

    WRD - where are you?
    WRUD - what are you doing?
    WRUDT - what are you doing tonight?
    WHST - Wanna have sex tonight?

    In hindsight, this acronym girl asked too many questions.

    ps. I made up that last one

    1. jdaviswrites profile image91
      jdaviswritesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      these are real, by the way, not ficitional

  10. Mark Ewbie profile image88
    Mark Ewbieposted 6 years ago

    I love these, and definitely should be a hub.

    BYOT is superb.  And LMDO.  And the others.

    Fabulous.

  11. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 6 years ago

    Hahahahaha...ok guys and girls, I'm gonna add the new ones to the list!
    G'mornin' by the way...smile:
    Qwark

  12. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    NAD  need a carer

  13. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 6 years ago

    New list with additions   smile:

    ·        BFF : Best Friend Farted
    ·        BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
    ·        BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
    ·        CBM : Covered By Medicare
    ·        CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
    ·        DWI : Driving While Incontinent
    ·        FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
    ·        FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
    ·        FYI : Found Your Insulin
    ·        GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    ·        GHA : Got Heartburn Again
    ·        HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
    ·        IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    ·        LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
    ·        LOL : Living On Lipitor
    ·        LWO : Lawrence Welk's On!
    ·        OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
    ·        OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ·        ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    ·        SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    ·        TTYL : Talk To You Louder
    ·        WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
    ·        WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
    ·        WTP : Where's The Prunes?
             WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
             SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped MyselfNAD  need a carer
             WRD - where are you?
             WRUD - what are you doing?
             WRUDT - what are you doing tonight?
             WHST - Wanna have sex tonight?
             ATD : At The Doctor's

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    LWO : Lawrence Welk's On! : I resent that. I couldn't stand that show when I was a young pup. 'Cept for them there Lennon Sisters. tongue

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I remember 'em well ralwus...smile:
      Qwark

  15. KCC Big Country profile image88
    KCC Big Countryposted 6 years ago

    FCGU-Fallen, Can't Get up!
    TIBS-Think I broke something
    WIT-What is today?
    NRT-Need ride today

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      KCC.
      I'll add the ones not on the list.
      I think the can't get up one is already there.
      it's christmas I'll accept this donation...smile:
      Qwark

  16. Stacie L profile image90
    Stacie Lposted 6 years ago

    big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

    that's so funny!
    I don't even text but I may start with this list!

    1. qwark profile image59
      qwarkposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ..it'll make life easier...lol smile:
      Qwark

 
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