Don't Hate Me Because.....

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   Joesy Shmoesyposted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because I don't want to work anymore!

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   Julie2posted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because I pulled my wedgie out in front of you.

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   Joesy Shmoesyposted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because my sneakers stink.  I swear it is the sneakers!

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   CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because I covered my face to get away from your stinky sneakers

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   Julie2posted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because I'm feeling down! Think I have the flu, ughhhhh.

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      mtsi1098posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hope u feel better...try a guinness

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         Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

         I heard about that. I should! Thanks.
         
         Don't hate me because I agree with you.

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   dingdongposted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me for hating to be hated.

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   mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

   don't hate me because i have not been here for 2 years

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   samboiamposted 9 years ago

   don't hate me because I have saggy man boobs
   
   

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   Julie2posted 9 years ago

   Don't hate me because I comb my butt hair.

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    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for reminding you of your age through my birthday wishes to you

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    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I wrote the new Google alogorithm

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       weblogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Don't hate me because I passed it to Bing!

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          CMHypnoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me because I got you a job at Yahoo

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    LOT2DOposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I've Lot to do.

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I'm the twister champ.

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    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I posted your cell number on yahoo chat rooms.

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I registered you on Match.com and Eharmony.

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    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I named my dog after you.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I named a cupcake after you!

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    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I made a phone call to you in midnight.

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    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because it was me who had that pizza delivered to your house at 3am and that it was your least favourite flavour

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    Iamsamposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I love you

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    WebbyAvatarposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for having hacked your email accounts.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for using your email account to send my spam and letting others hack it thinking it was mine.

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have hairy underarms.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I want to shave them for you!

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    ChristineVianelloposted 9 years ago

    Dont hate me because I do weird things

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I fart in front of your family.

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       CarolineVABCposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Don't hate me because I like my latte with soy and 120 deg. temp....yes, I'm picky!:-)

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          CMHypnoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me because I poured the cold water into your latte! Are you a Virgo?

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't bathed in three days.

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't been here for a while.

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       logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Don't hate me for being curious if you have had that bath yet!

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    saleheensblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because.............you don't hate me

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have allergies...

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    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because you're the one that smells like fish.

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me b/c I turned my library books in LATE

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because....
    
    I haven't been around here too much!!

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Awww, I'd never hate you Beth for that! 
    
    Don't hate me because my hubscore happens to be 100 today.  (just wait until tomorrow, )

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

      I could never hate you Denise!!  I don't even like that "h" word!! 
    
    I know that some people dislike me intensely at the moment -- feeling the wrath!! 
    
    But, as they say -- when you hate with vengence, you love with commitment.   
    
    So, don't hate me just because I said something you didn't agree with.

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I am so tired I am NOT following you.  !

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Stalker!!! 
    
    Actually, I'm following you!   
    
    Love me, don't hate me! 

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Always.
    
    Don't hate me because daisies are my favorite flower.

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    Richieb799posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm clever

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    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I do not what you did last summer

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I will have a two week vacation this summer.

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       Richieb799posted 9 years agoin reply to this

       Don't hate me because I have a 2 week vacation starting Tuesday

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          Denise Handlonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

           

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I can't sleep!

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't written in months!!!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have a headache that won't go away!

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    rob_allenposted 9 years ago

    dont hate me coz im hot!

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    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    don't hate me 'cause I'm dominating the Sandpit!! 

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    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me cuz I just nudged you out!

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    europewalkerposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me cuz I have cellulite!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I got no sleep last night!

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    cardeleanposted 9 years ago

    My son is now sick and this is going to change our great weekend plans.

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