Don't Hate Me Because.....

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  1. Joesy Shmoesy profile image60
    Joesy Shmoesyposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I don't want to work anymore!

  2. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I pulled my wedgie out in front of you.

  3. Joesy Shmoesy profile image60
    Joesy Shmoesyposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because my sneakers stink.  I swear it is the sneakers!

  4. CMHypno profile image92
    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I covered my face to get away from your stinky sneakers

  5. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I'm feeling down! Think I have the flu, ughhhhh.

    1. profile image0
      mtsi1098posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hope u feel better...try a guinness smile

      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I heard about that. I should! Thanks.

        Don't hate me because I agree with you.

  6. dingdong profile image58
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for hating to be hated.

  7. profile image0
    mtsi1098posted 9 years ago

    don't hate me because i have not been here for 2 years

  8. samboiam profile image59
    samboiamposted 9 years ago

    don't hate me because I have saggy man boobs

    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUQ8Ax2Q-nlal75_eoJ5k-NbRIqfE0Pi6HstyTuNVFHssrT0a3

  9. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I comb my butt hair.

  10. weblog profile image57
    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for reminding you of your age through my birthday wishes to you wink

  11. CMHypno profile image92
    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I wrote the new Google alogorithm

    1. weblog profile image57
      weblogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I passed it to Bing!

      1. CMHypno profile image92
        CMHypnoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because I got you a job at Yahoo

  12. LOT2DO profile image37
    LOT2DOposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I've Lot to do.

  13. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I'm the twister champ.

  14. dingdong profile image58
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I posted your cell number on yahoo chat rooms.

  15. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I registered you on Match.com and Eharmony.

  16. dingdong profile image58
    dingdongposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I named my dog after you.

  17. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I named a cupcake after you!

  18. weblog profile image57
    weblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I made a phone call to you in midnight.

  19. CMHypno profile image92
    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because it was me who had that pizza delivered to your house at 3am and that it was your least favourite flavour

  20. Iamsam profile image72
    Iamsamposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I love you

  21. WebbyAvatar profile image57
    WebbyAvatarposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for having hacked your email accounts.

  22. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me for using your email account to send my spam and letting others hack it thinking it was mine.

  23. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have hairy underarms.

  24. profile image60
    logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I want to shave them for you! smile

  25. ChristineVianello profile image59
    ChristineVianelloposted 9 years ago

    Dont hate me because I do weird things

  26. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I fart in front of your family.

    1. CarolineVABC profile image71
      CarolineVABCposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I like my latte with soy and 120 deg. temp....yes, I'm picky!:-)

      1. CMHypno profile image92
        CMHypnoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because I poured the cold water into your latte! Are you a Virgo?

  27. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't bathed in three days.

  28. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't been here for a while.

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      logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me for being curious if you have had that bath yet!

  29. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because.............you don't hate me

  30. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have allergies...

  31. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because you're the one that smells like fish.

  32. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me b/c I turned my library books in LATE

  33. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because....

    I haven't been around here too much!!

  34. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Awww, I'd never hate you Beth for that! 

    Don't hate me because my hubscore happens to be 100 today.  (just wait until tomorrow, lol)

  35. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    smile  I could never hate you Denise!!  I don't even like that "h" word!!  lol

    I know that some people dislike me intensely at the moment -- feeling the wrath!!  lol

    But, as they say -- when you hate with vengence, you love with commitment.  smile 

    So, don't hate me just because I said something you didn't agree with.

  36. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    lol  Don't hate me because I am so tired I am NOT following you.  !

  37. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Stalker!!!  lol

    Actually, I'm following you!  smile  lol

    Love me, don't hate me!  smile

  38. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Always. smile

    Don't hate me because daisies are my favorite flower.

  39. Richieb799 profile image76
    Richieb799posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm clever tongue

  40. CMHypno profile image92
    CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I do not what you did last summer

  41. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I will have a two week vacation this summer.

    1. Richieb799 profile image76
      Richieb799posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I have a 2 week vacation starting Tuesday big_smile

      1. Denise Handlon profile image86
        Denise Handlonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        cool  smile

  42. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I can't sleep!

  43. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I haven't written in months!!!

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    Motown2Chitownposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I have a headache that won't go away!

  45. rob_allen profile image76
    rob_allenposted 9 years ago

    dont hate me coz im hot!

  46. Beth100 profile image74
    Beth100posted 9 years ago

    don't hate me 'cause I'm dominating the Sandpit!!  smile

  47. Denise Handlon profile image86
    Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me cuz I just nudged you out! lol

  48. europewalker profile image77
    europewalkerposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me cuz I have cellulite!

  49. profile image0
    Motown2Chitownposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I got no sleep last night!

  50. cardelean profile image89
    cardeleanposted 9 years ago

    My son is now sick and this is going to change our great weekend plans.

 
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