Don't Hate Me Because.....

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  1. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    I got the idea for this game from the commercial from the 80's with Kelly Lebrock where she says, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

    Lets make it funny, complete the sentence with anything that comes to mind. Don't even think about it just write it down. It can be the most ridiculous reason someone would hate you. It's all in good fun.

    READY - I'll begin,

    Don't hate me because.... I didn't flush the toilet! smile

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    1. lady_love158 profile image59
      lady_love158posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I believe liberals are monsters!

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    2. profile image0
      errandsinnigeriaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      don't hate me because you ain't me...lol!

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      1. Denise Handlon profile image84
        Denise Handlonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol

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      2. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        DAMN! Don't hate me because I like your nastiness!. LOL

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    3. Genna East profile image86
      Genna Eastposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I forgot my keys again...do you still have the number of the locksmith from last time?

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    4. Stone Gifts profile image59
      Stone Giftsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I love spiders:)

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    5. LeslieAdrienne profile image77
      LeslieAdrienneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I am wonderful!

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  2. Edlira profile image60
    Edliraposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I dropped your mobile in the tolilet :-D!

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    1. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ouch! lol

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  3. manlypoetryman profile image79
    manlypoetrymanposted 9 years ago

    I believe poetry can be "manly"!

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    1. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I believe it is! tongue

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  4. Daniel Carter profile image68
    Daniel Carterposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I banned so many people in frogdropping's thread....

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    1. frogdropping profile image85
      frogdroppingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me for starting it.

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      1. KristenGrace profile image60
        KristenGraceposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me for repeatedly returning to ban people.

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        1. Julie2 profile image60
          Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me because I like the Twilight Saga. Team Jacob! lol

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  5. Greek One profile image69
    Greek Oneposted 9 years ago

    I will soon be the first Greek leader of Egypt since Cleopatra

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  6. waynet profile image70
    waynetposted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I let a right whiffy fart free in the Supermarket whilst waiting at the checkout!

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    1. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I shouted you out when you did it. wink

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    2. Denise Handlon profile image84
      Denise Handlonposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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  7. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I snort when I laugh.

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    1. Greek One profile image69
      Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      dont hate me because I laugh when you snort

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        You got me! Ahhhhhhh smile

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  8. Julie2 profile image60
    Julie2posted 9 years ago

    Don't hate me because I used your towel as toilet paper. lol

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    1. Rafini profile image82
      Rafiniposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't hate me because I handed you the towel - lol

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      1. tlouise11 profile image60
        tlouise11posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LOL I have so had one of my old boyfriend do this to me , and they left it on the bathroom sink, It was so disturbing that I just wanted to throw up. I pretty much told that man never to come back and made him buy me a new towel. haha gross

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        1. Julie2 profile image60
          Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

          OMG, thats sucks! tongue

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      2. nightwork4 profile image60
        nightwork4posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        don't hate me because i used it for the same thing before i handed it to you.

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    2. Sue Adams profile image95
      Sue Adamsposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for hating toilet humour.

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    3. ediggity profile image61
      ediggityposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I ate the last piece of cake.

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    4. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I told you your breath smells.

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    5. ediggity profile image61
      ediggityposted 9 years ago

      Well then don't hate me because I like garlic.

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      1. pelsicco profile image60
        pelsiccoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because i smelt it when you walked in

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    6. Ivorwen profile image75
      Ivorwenposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I cook with onions.

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      1. pelsicco profile image60
        pelsiccoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me when i wipe the tears from your eyes

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    7. Mrs. J. B. profile image59
      Mrs. J. B.posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I am a bitch

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      1. Ivorwen profile image75
        Ivorwenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me if I bitch back!

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    8. Mrs. J. B. profile image59
      Mrs. J. B.posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I am from Boston

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    9. Froggy213 profile image66
      Froggy213posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I hate Boston

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    10. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I like your plumbers butt crack! lol

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    11. profile image58
      logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm logical and have commonsense!

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      1. profile image0
        china manposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me for pointing out that you are neither logical or have any common sense

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        1. profile image58
          logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me for pointing out that you don't have a clue about me!

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          1. profile image0
            china manposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Don't hate me for pointing out that this a humorous hate thread

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            1. Julie2 profile image60
              Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Don't hate me because I think the two of you are just nuts! LOL lol

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    12. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I like Yanni.

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    13. Ellarose92 profile image60
      Ellarose92posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because idk what yanni is

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Yanni is a musician. tongue
        New Age music. Check him out you may like.

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        1. Greek One profile image69
          Greek Oneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me because I call Yanni by his translated name... Johnny

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          1. Julie2 profile image60
            Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            LMAO! Only you Greek, only you... smile

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    14. Pandoras Box profile image68
      Pandoras Boxposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for hating Yanni, being a bitch, using the towel, tooting in the supermarket, or for loving onions and garlic.

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because you had a busy day! lol tongue lol

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    15. weblog profile image58
      weblogposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for me hating you!

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      1. profile image0
        china manposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Dont hate me for not remembering your name

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        1. weblog profile image58
          weblogposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me because I banned you!

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          1. Julie2 profile image60
            Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Oh the name thing has happend to me too. mmm mmm mmm

            Don't hate me because I admitted it.

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    16. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for being too lazy to think of anything witty to say

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    17. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for my profile name! tongue

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because it excited me! LOL lol

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    18. webismine profile image60
      webismineposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for being modest.

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because I think you're a prude, you rock, you rule and you drool! lol

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    19. Disturbia profile image60
      Disturbiaposted 9 years ago

      Don't have me because I say what I think.

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    20. 2uesday profile image77
      2uesdayposted 9 years ago

      because I ate your favourite chocolates.

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because those were Ex-Lax! Ahhhhh smile

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    21. Ultimate Hubber profile image67
      Ultimate Hubberposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I just clicked your Adsense ads several times.

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    22. ImChemist profile image57
      ImChemistposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because i commented on your topic!

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    23. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I pooped corn... ughhhhhhh lol lol lol

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    24. WebbyAvatar profile image58
      WebbyAvatarposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for posting late here.

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    25. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm more beautiful

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    26. itech profile image67
      itechposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me becoz I have power but never used it for selfishness and hided it from everyone.

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    27. profile image0
      Sadie Elizabethposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm a Kiwi!! (New Zealander)

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    28. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I pick my nose in public then wiped my finger on you! lol

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        logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me for running after you did that! smile

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    29. mega1 profile image76
      mega1posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I post in the forums and then run away

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    30. weblog profile image58
      weblogposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for posting once again.

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    31. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for having bubonic plague

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    32. dingdong profile image59
      dingdongposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for my forum posts!

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    33. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I smell like beef and cheese!

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    34. weblog profile image58
      weblogposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm taller than you!

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    35. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I like to Snuggle.

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    36. tlouise11 profile image60
      tlouise11posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because puked on your pillow

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    37. profile image58
      logic,commonsenseposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'd do Sarah Palin but not Bristol. smile

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        ughhhhhh, you big nasty!

        Don't hate me because I'd record it and put it on Youtube! LOL

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        1. profile image58
          logic,commonsenseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Don't hate me if it received record views and I was propositioned by Nancy Pelosi!

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          1. Julie2 profile image60
            Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Don't hate me because Tosh.0 called you to do a web redemption. lol

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    38. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm really a secret millionaire with more money than Bill Gates

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    39. weblog profile image58
      weblogposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me for being smarter than you!

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      1. Alhamora profile image59
        Alhamoraposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because I will always hate you more!

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    40. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I'm still in my pyjamas in the middle of the afternoon

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      1. Julie2 profile image60
        Julie2posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Don't hate me because I did the same thing. Everyday... smile

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    41. DIYweddingplanner profile image89
      DIYweddingplannerposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me, because I finally got out of my pajamas and into the shower.

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    42. Denise Handlon profile image84
      Denise Handlonposted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I sing in the shower...loudly.

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    43. Julie2 profile image60
      Julie2posted 9 years ago

      Don't hate me because I like men who pee in the bed! tongue

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