My friends and I were sitting around having a discussion in regards to men.
Here is my take on the subject:
I think it would be nice to place them on an island and be able to pick and choose which one we want. I realize it sounds a bit cruel, but wouldn't it be grand to pick one and then send him back when we are done? Of course he wouldn't have a choice but we certainly would. We could choose one based on our needs. Handyman, Chef, etc. We could choose height, weight, age. We of course would run our own island and they would run theirs.
Explain why our island (women) would be better then their island (men)or vice versa.
Your thoughts?
I will begin our island (women) would run smoother because we would think things through before making decisions.
On your island... are you all wearing amazon outfits? Because that's hot.
Amazon outfits? ::::::::: Naughty! lolololo
I think the men on your island should dress like Tarzan, mmmmmmm....
So we can pick you off of the island first. Do you enjoy yardwork? Cooking?
yardwork yes... cooking yes. I'm a bit of an anomaly
Could we get a library card that lets us take out say six men at a time for a specified period? Then we could get a cute one with a great body, a practical one for the house repairs, a sporty one to exercise with, a cultured one to go to galleries etc and an empathetic one for shoulder crying etc.
That way we could have all bases covered, and if one doesn't live up to expectations they could be returned early, and if one is really great they could be renewed?
On our island the men would be allowed to wear nothing but a fig leaf...like Adam and they must work out quite often and have good muscle tone with a six pack!
That is a grand idea! They must be phsically fit to endure anything.
If they have a six pack with them, they probably are not toned at all!
I'd have to be a damn big fig leaf! Probably be flapping all the time when I was on the women's island.
Lololo! I can always count on you to make me smile!
intelligence, body and a unsatiated need for lovemaking
Hmm...I'm working in an all girl company..and I'm telling you it's not smooth and sweet... everyday is a PMS day..
If that would happen, men and women have their own islands, I would live with the men.
You would certainly have a lot of fun! Maybe we could move some of them to our island, if they were on there best behavior?
I am deeply disturbed that you are commodifying men in this way - by choosing on the attributes so far mentioned how would you know that this fat, bald, ugly old man is the best lover available ????????
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