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Placing Men On An Island So We Can Pick And Choose Your Thoughts?

  1. AEvans profile image79
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    My friends and I were sitting around having a discussion in regards to men.

    Here is my take on the subject:

    I think it would be nice to place them on an island and be able to pick and choose which one we want. I realize it sounds a bit cruel, but wouldn't it be grand to pick one and then send him back when we are done? Of course he wouldn't have a choice but we certainly would. We could choose one based on our needs. Handyman, Chef, etc. We could choose height, weight, age. We of course would run our own island and they would run theirs.

    Explain why our island (women) would be better then their island (men)or vice versa.

    Your thoughts?

    1. LeslieAdrienne profile image77
      LeslieAdrienneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      We would put the seat down.

  2. AEvans profile image79
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    I will begin our island (women) would run smoother because we would think things through before making decisions.

    1. Stacie L profile image88
      Stacie Lposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Deleted

      1. AEvans profile image79
        AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile

  3. R.S. Hutchinson profile image84
    R.S. Hutchinsonposted 6 years ago

    On your island... are you all wearing amazon outfits? Because that's hot.

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Amazon outfits? :::::::::big_smile Naughty! lolololo big_smile I think the men on your island should dress like Tarzan, mmmmmmm.... smile

      1. R.S. Hutchinson profile image84
        R.S. Hutchinsonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I'm down for that.

        1. AEvans profile image79
          AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          So we can pick you off of the island first. Do you enjoy yardwork? Cooking? big_smile

          1. R.S. Hutchinson profile image84
            R.S. Hutchinsonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            yardwork yes... cooking yes. I'm a bit of an anomaly

            1. AEvans profile image79
              AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              There will be many out there who could use your service. Ladies he is available. smile

              1. R.S. Hutchinson profile image84
                R.S. Hutchinsonposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Indeed I am smile

                1. whiteorchids profile image70
                  whiteorchidsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  Our island would be happy. smile

  4. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 6 years ago

    Could we get a library card that lets us take out say six men at a time for a specified period? Then we could get a cute one with a great body, a practical one for the house repairs, a sporty one to exercise with, a cultured one to go to galleries etc and an empathetic one for shoulder crying etc.

    That way we could have all bases covered, and if one doesn't live up to expectations they could be returned early, and if one is really great they could be renewed? smile

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I love that idea! I believe that would be perfect! lololo! We can renew over and over again. big_smile

  5. Cardisa profile image92
    Cardisaposted 6 years ago

    On our island the men would be allowed to wear nothing but a fig leaf...like Adam and they must work out quite often and have good muscle tone with a six pack!

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is a grand idea! They must be phsically fit to endure anything. smile

    2. profile image61
      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      If they have a six pack with them, they probably are not toned at all! smile
      I'd have to be a damn big fig leaf!  Probably be flapping all the time when I was on the women's island. smile

      1. Cardisa profile image92
        Cardisaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Wouldn't mind the flapping at all... smile

        1. AEvans profile image79
          AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Did you notice the men are avoiding this thread at all costs? R.S. was the only one brave enough to jump in. smile

      2. AEvans profile image79
        AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Lololo! I can always count on you to make me smile! big_smile

  6. schoolgirlforreal profile image82
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    intelligence, body and a unsatiated need for lovemaking wink

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile I knew that was coming from someone soon. I was waiting. big_smile

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image82
        schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        smile

    2. whiteorchids profile image70
      whiteorchidsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Boy! big_smile

  7. Extinct Soul profile image57
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    Hmm...I'm working in an all girl company..and I'm telling you it's not smooth and sweet...lol everyday is a PMS day..

    If that would happen, men and women have their own islands, I would live with the men. lol

    1. AEvans profile image79
      AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      You would certainly have a lot of fun! big_smile Maybe we could move some of them to our island, if they were on there best behavior? big_smile

      1. Extinct Soul profile image57
        Extinct Soulposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah I will agree..., but was that possible? a man in a best behavior?...I think we'll have to change "best" with "endurable" lol

        1. AEvans profile image79
          AEvansposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I like! big_smile They have to have stamina too! lolololo big_smile

  8. recommend1 profile image70
    recommend1posted 6 years ago

    I am deeply disturbed that you are commodifying men in this way - by choosing on the attributes so far mentioned how would you know that this fat, bald, ugly old man is the best lover available ????????

  9. melbel profile image96
    melbelposted 6 years ago

    Can I pick first and can I keep him?

 
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