One line sentences

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   seyoniposted 6 years ago

   Here's my first one line sentence -
   
   "Don't bother to give God instructions.  Just report for His duty".

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      Uninvited Writerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is 2 sentences... and one is a sentence fragment

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   Malchiahposted 6 years ago

   Want to make God laugh?  Tell him your plans.

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      Eaglekiwiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I make God laugh a lot

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   seyoniposted 6 years ago

   Thanks.

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   earnestshubposted 6 years ago

   They're religious, you aren't allowed to notice the mistakes!

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      seyoniposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Come on Earnesthub we are all humans and we make mistakes.  I appreciate her noticing it (2 sentences with 1 meaning).

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         earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Just another attempt to hawk religious fantasy as fact.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

   "Eat everything on your plate,people are starving in Africa, ya know"

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      earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Don't make more food than you need, as wasting food is wrong in a world where many people are hungry

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   Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

   Im glad someone told me about God.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

   A Rugby WORLD tournament, 18 countries,44games,but has little importance to USA televison!

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   cheaptrickposted 6 years ago

   If God intended for people to run around Naked,he would have made them that way.

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      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am laughing out loud. (sentence)

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   Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

   I am naked, under my clothes.

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I am clothed, over my nakedness

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    What's it all about hey ?

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    It's all about being naked sunbathing on a hot summer day.

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    Or it could be all about being naked swimming on a hot summer day!

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       Home Girlposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       I am fully dressed but I cannot cover my naked soul.

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    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    Oh, the weekend is over.

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    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    No, actually it's just about to come.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Trying to think happy thoughts

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I just had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Hhhmmm, dinner time I think

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I have an article due tomorrow and really need to get motivated to do it

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    There's so much noise outside

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I'm looking forward to watching The X Factor tonight.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I should stop procrastinating and make the most of my quiet time lol

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I'd like to meet some hubbers in my area but no one answered my call for a meet-up.

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       billabongbobposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    the worst things in life come free to us

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    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    Yep, and we can't even return them, cause they just don't fit!

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    oh so very true

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    The Sandpit is my favourite in forums.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I feel very at home here in the Sandpit, thank you everyone for making me so welcome

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    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    A one line sentence.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    A sentence with one line

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Have a great weekend y'all!

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    you have a great weekend too!

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I plan on having a great weekend, hope you do too

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    ubanichijiokeposted 6 years ago

    I don't know what am still doing here. I should be sleeping by now. Somebody make me sleep. . .
    Sing me a lullaby. Pleasssseeee!
    Lol

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Rock-a-by-baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock........

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall...

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    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    I can carry a tune...in a bucket!

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    and down will come baby, cradle and all.........

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Two weeks ago, I attended a meet of my karaoke group for the first time, and loved it.

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    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I wouldn't do karaoke unless I was tipsy

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       Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Here's a mango margarita, Danette.

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I need my own space, my own company for a while. Being around so many people for so much of the time is exhausting lol

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Hey Billa, two sentences!  You're banned!  ooops wrong thread!
    
    Thank goodness, it's Friday!

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    ershruti304posted 6 years ago

    Life doesn't have retakes

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    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I like that!

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    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Oh Rosie, it's Monday again

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