One line sentences

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  1. seyoni profile image61
    seyoniposted 6 years ago

    Here's my first one line sentence -

    "Don't bother to give God instructions.  Just report for His duty".

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That is 2 sentences... and one is a sentence fragment smile

  2. Malchiah profile image61
    Malchiahposted 6 years ago

    Want to make God laugh?  Tell him your plans.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image79
      Eaglekiwiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I make God laugh a lot lol

  3. seyoni profile image61
    seyoniposted 6 years ago

    Thanks.

  4. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    They're religious, you aren't allowed to notice the mistakes!

    1. seyoni profile image61
      seyoniposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Come on Earnesthub we are all humans and we make mistakes.  I appreciate her noticing it (2 sentences with 1 meaning).

      1. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Just another attempt to hawk religious fantasy as fact.

  5. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    "Eat everything on your plate,people are starving in Africa, ya know"

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Don't make more food than you need, as wasting food is wrong in a world where many people are hungry

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    Im glad someone told me about God.

  7. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 6 years ago

    A Rugby WORLD tournament, 18 countries,44games,but has little importance to USA televison!

  8. cheaptrick profile image71
    cheaptrickposted 6 years ago

    If God intended for people to run around Naked,he would have made them that way.

    1. Rosie2010 profile image73
      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am laughing out loud. (sentence)

  9. Zabbella profile image78
    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    I am naked, under my clothes.

  10. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I am clothed, over my nakedness lol

  11. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    What's it all about hey tongue?

  12. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    It's all about being naked sunbathing on a hot summer day. cool

  13. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    Or it could be all about being naked swimming on a hot summer day! wink

    1. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I am fully dressed but I cannot cover my naked soul.

  14. Zabbella profile image78
    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    Oh, the weekend is over.

  15. Extinct Soul profile image58
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    No, actually it's just about to come.

  16. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Trying to think happy thoughts tongue

  17. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I just had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch.

  18. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Hhhmmm, dinner time I think big_smile

  19. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I have an article due tomorrow and really need to get motivated to do it

  20. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    There's so much noise outside

  21. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I'm looking forward to watching The X Factor tonight.

  22. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I should stop procrastinating and make the most of my quiet time lol

  23. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I'd like to meet some hubbers in my area but no one answered my call for a meet-up.

    1. billabongbob profile image74
      billabongbobposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      sad sad sad

  24. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    the worst things in life come free to us

  25. Zabbella profile image78
    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    Yep, and we can't even return them, cause they just don't fit!

  26. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    oh so very true

  27. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    The Sandpit is my favourite in forums.

  28. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I feel very at home here in the Sandpit, thank you everyone for making me so welcome big_smile

  29. Extinct Soul profile image58
    Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago

    A one line sentence.

  30. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    A sentence with one line

  31. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Have a great weekend y'all!

  32. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    you have a great weekend too!

  33. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I plan on having a great weekend, hope you do too big_smile

  34. ubanichijioke profile image74
    ubanichijiokeposted 6 years ago

    I don't know what am still doing here. I should be sleeping by now. Somebody make me sleep. . .
    Sing me a lullaby. Pleasssseeee!
    Lol

  35. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Rock-a-by-baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock........

  36. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall...

  37. Zabbella profile image78
    Zabbellaposted 6 years ago

    I can carry a tune...in a bucket!

  38. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    and down will come baby, cradle and all.........

  39. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Two weeks ago, I attended a meet of my karaoke group for the first time, and loved it.

  40. Danette Watt profile image86
    Danette Wattposted 6 years ago

    I wouldn't do karaoke unless I was tipsy lol

    1. Rosie2010 profile image73
      Rosie2010posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  41. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Here's a mango margarita, Danette.

  42. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    I need my own space, my own company for a while. Being around so many people for so much of the time is exhausting lol

  43. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    Hey Billa, two sentences!  You're banned!  ooops wrong thread! lol

    Thank goodness, it's Friday!

  44. ershruti304 profile image60
    ershruti304posted 6 years ago

    Life doesn't have retakes

  45. Rosie2010 profile image73
    Rosie2010posted 6 years ago

    I like that!

  46. billabongbob profile image74
    billabongbobposted 6 years ago

    Oh Rosie, it's Monday again

 
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