Oh my, I tend to be a chuckler, not a chortler, but, Ladies, I'm rolling on the floor reading this thread.
I don't think we should send people to the original Hub, though. I would think it could have an adverse effect on HP somewhere along the line, if it gets too many hits (bad content...).
Anyway, I did copy it onto Paint, and will post it now (three pieces - I hope they can be enlarged to readable size). If it doesn't work, someone can do a Copy-Paste thingie.