Love it! I was gonna give him some flowers, but yours is better.
So that's where my black court shoes got to. That child never moves but I swear they're a thief.
I was all depressed last night, so I called "Lifeline".
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
O.K., if I can roll with that... If, when you get to Paradise you get 72 virgins, whats supposed to happen on day 73 of eternity. Now you're stuck with 72 PMSing former virgins. And another thing...what do the women get? They get their virginity back...which they could care less about by this time...but, at the most, it's only for 72 days!
Please, no death threats. I was forced to ask those questions; I'm being held captive by George Bush and Dick Cheney! HELP!!!
As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weA8piXx … re=related
Here ya go, Para
This little guy will cheer you right up.
Just don't think about the bigger issue.
You know. Like global warming 'n melting polar ice caps 'n stuff.
Where did January go!!!???!!!
Feels like the whole month lasted about a week. Scary.
I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming and crying like his passengers.
Just be thankful you haven't been plagued by mouth ulcers like me :[ I've tried that mouth ulcer plaster type stuff which is good but mouth ulcers usually last a few days
None of the remedies work as well as rinsing your mouth out with hot salt water, as hot as you can hold in your mouth, and about two heaped teaspoonsful in a quarter pint of hot water, dissolve it well. I found that some of the remedies made them worse, and I am even allergic to one of the most popular, and to dentyne chewing gum ! they proliferate the damn things !
I'm dedicating this hour to being happy!!! Are you perking up yet?
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