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I'm feeling somewhat down today...

  1. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Who wants to perk me up!?! big_smile

  2. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 5 years ago

    OK - care to dance?

    http://i39.tinypic.com/v8q88y.jpg

    1. paradigmsearch profile image93
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent!

    2. Paradise7 profile image85
      Paradise7posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Love it! I was gonna give him some flowers, but yours is better.

      1. paradigmsearch profile image93
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks for the thought. big_smile I'm actually starting to perk up a little.

  3. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    What a truly slow day...

    I think I'll have a Twinkie.

  4. Hollie Thomas profile image61
    Hollie Thomasposted 5 years ago

    So that's where my black court shoes got to. That child never moves but I swear they're a thief. big_smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image93
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Hollie! big_smile

      1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
        Hollie Thomasposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        PDS big_smile

  5. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I was all depressed last night, so I called "Lifeline".

    Got a call center in Pakistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

    1. Druid Dude profile image62
      Druid Dudeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      O.K., if I can roll with that... If, when you get to Paradise you get 72 virgins, whats supposed to happen on day 73 of eternity. Now you're stuck with 72 PMSing former virgins. And another thing...what do the women get? They get their virginity back...which they could care less about by this time...but, at the most, it's only for 72 days!

      1. paradigmsearch profile image93
        paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Awesome avatar by-the-by. big_smile

      2. Druid Dude profile image62
        Druid Dudeposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Please, no death threats. I was forced to ask those questions; I'm being held captive by George Bush and Dick Cheney! HELP!!!

        1. kirstenblog profile image79
          kirstenblogposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Why are they giving you internet access?!?! Are they really that dumb? lol

  6. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."  But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

  7. Mighty Mom profile image88
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weA8piXx … re=related


    Here ya go, Para
    This little guy will cheer you right up.

    Just don't think about the bigger issue.
    You know. Like global warming 'n melting polar ice caps 'n stuff.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image93
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks, MM. That was a nice one.

  8. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Where did January go!!!???!!!

    Feels like the whole month lasted about a week. Scary.

    1. Richieb799 profile image76
      Richieb799posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      It feels longer when you get paid monthly like me lol

  9. paradigmsearch profile image93
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming and crying like his passengers.

    1. Richieb799 profile image76
      Richieb799posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Just be thankful you haven't been plagued by mouth ulcers like me :[  I've tried that mouth ulcer plaster type stuff which is good but mouth ulcers usually last a few days sad

      1. recommend1 profile image72
        recommend1posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        None of the remedies work as well as rinsing your mouth out with hot salt water,  as hot as you can hold in your mouth, and about two heaped teaspoonsful in a quarter pint of hot water, dissolve it well.   I found that some of the remedies made them worse, and I am even allergic to one of the most popular, and to dentyne chewing gum !  they proliferate the damn things !

  10. Terri Meredith profile image75
    Terri Meredithposted 5 years ago

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6107740_f248.jpg


    I'm dedicating this hour to being happy!!!  Are you perking up yet?

    1. paradigmsearch profile image93
      paradigmsearchposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      It comes and goes... big_smile

      1. recommend1 profile image72
        recommend1posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        That will cheer you up, as long as he leaves you with a smile big_smile

      2. Hollie Thomas profile image61
        Hollie Thomasposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, but it always comes around again tomorrow. lol

 
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