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The Best Life Quotes-Twenty Great Homer Simpson Quotes

Updated on July 23, 2012

The Simpsons

The Simpsons have made us all laugh for a few years now and they are all great characters. I have my own favourite Simpsons quotes, but I think Homer as much as any deserves a top twenty all to himself.

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Top Twenty Homer Simpson Quotes

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Being married to Marge is like being married to my best friend-and he lets me feel his boobs.

All right lets not panic.I'll make some money by selling one of my livers.I can get by with one.

The Bible?Talk about a preachy book.Everybody is a sinner!Except for this one guy.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Our benefit show is being held for a very good cause- A rest home for Pirates.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream.

That's it!You people have stood in my way long enough, I'm going to clown college.

Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice family!

Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate things you hate and they practically raise themselves nowadays. you know with the Internet and all that.

Oh,honey ,you are not the world's worst mother. What about the freezer lady in Georgia?

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child.but somehow I managed to squeeze I eight hours of TV a day.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Trying is the first step to failure.


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    • ronaldoh profile imageAUTHOR

      ronaldoh 

      5 years ago from England

      Have to agree Rich, gets better.

    • Rich W2K profile image

      Rich 

      5 years ago from Gold Coast

      Homer Simpson is a legend.

    • ronaldoh profile imageAUTHOR

      ronaldoh 

      5 years ago from England

      Glad you enjoyed them Meg.

    • DreamerMeg profile image

      DreamerMeg 

      5 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Some great quotes.! Thanks.

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      Domenick Dicce 

      5 years ago

      Homer is so wise. I love the Simpsons. Thanks for the laughs.

    • Vin Chauhun profile image

      Vin Chauhun 

      6 years ago from Durban

      hysterical.....i don't try and learn new stuff...i don't want to forget the old stuff....:) and D' OH !!!

    • nicomp profile image

      nicomp really 

      6 years ago from Ohio, USA

      d'oh!

    • daravuthz profile image

      daravuthz 

      7 years ago from Cambodia

      You are inspiring the Hubbers! Good work. Thanks for your meaningful words.

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