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Fun Time Question: Define an Opportunist in a funny way.

  1. ramkkasturi profile image59
    ramkkasturiposted 7 years ago

    Fun Time Question: Define an Opportunist in a funny way.

    An optimist is one who sees the half of the glass that is full with water, the pessimist sees the half that is empty. This is not funny.
    An opportunist is one who does his morning exercise in presence of the lord so he gets his exercise and the lords blessings too for his bending on his  knees.(funny?)

  2. dabeaner profile image56
    dabeanerposted 7 years ago

    No, and mine probably will not be funny either. ;-)

    A twist on "I came, I saw, I conquered" is "I saw, I conquered, I came".

  3. ramkkasturi profile image59
    ramkkasturiposted 7 years ago

    That is fine you made an attempt.I too did. Hope some one else will try  Thanks for trying

  4. CABlogger profile image54
    CABloggerposted 7 years ago

    Someone who sees a drunk passed out on the sidewalk with one unopened beer left in a six pack and takes his beer. That could be called stealing as well, but if you think about it... a thief is the ultimate opportunist.

  5. lobonorth profile image60
    lobonorthposted 7 years ago

    We're prepared to work hard for an opportunity but not an opportunist.

 
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