Fun Time Question: Define an Opportunist in a funny way.
An optimist is one who sees the half of the glass that is full with water, the pessimist sees the half that is empty. This is not funny. An opportunist is one who does his morning exercise in presence of the lord so he gets his exercise and the lords blessings too for his bending on his knees.(funny?)
Someone who sees a drunk passed out on the sidewalk with one unopened beer left in a six pack and takes his beer. That could be called stealing as well, but if you think about it... a thief is the ultimate opportunist.