Best Movie Oneliners!

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  1. drej2522 profile image84
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    What are some of your favorite movie lines? List actor and movie...And Go!

    "That is one big pile of shit." ~Jeff Goldblum...Jurassic Park

    1. dutchman1951 profile image60
      dutchman1951posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Jack Nicholson; Movie: "Terms of Endearment"

      "This, is going to take a lot of Drinks!"

      1. drej2522 profile image84
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Jack Nicholson has a lot of great lines.

  2. profile image0
    A Texanposted 8 years ago

    "Yippe ki yay Mother Fu#@er"

    Bruce Willis, Diehard

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      classic

    2. profile image0
      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thats what I was gunna say!!
        smile

    3. sooner than later profile image55
      sooner than laterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, but he over used it in the last one. like 20 times too many.

  3. jacobkuttyta profile image60
    jacobkuttytaposted 8 years ago

    "Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain" ***Shahrukh Khan***** Dilwale Dulhaniya Dil Le Jayenge

    1. profile image0
      A Texanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, that was a good one.

      1. jacobkuttyta profile image60
        jacobkuttytaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks,  It is in Hindi Language

      2. drej2522 profile image84
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LOLOL

  4. dohn121 profile image81
    dohn121posted 8 years ago

    My son works?

    James Earl Jones, Coming to America

    What does 'Dumb Fuck' mean?

    Eddie Murphy, Coming to America

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      80's movies!...Gotta love them!

  5. Jonathan Janco profile image67
    Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years ago

    "My father told me 'never abandon a lady in distress' . . . he even took that as far as marrying Mother."
    Michael Redgrave in The Lady Vanishes (pretty risque for the 1930's; yay Hitchcock!)

    A close second would be "Jeez, tell me about the f#!*ing golf shoes!"
    Johnny Depp as Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  6. dejajolie profile image53
    dejajolieposted 8 years ago

    ummmm I might mis quote a little but

    "Never get into anything you can't walk away from in five seconds"..........

    Robert Deniro.....HEAT

  7. Sybil Marie profile image68
    Sybil Marieposted 8 years ago

    "Yes the past can hurt. You can either learn from it,or run from it"
    The Baboon in The Lion King

  8. wavegirl22 profile image43
    wavegirl22posted 8 years ago

    Scarlett Ohara after Rhett leaves. . .'Tomorrow is another day"

  9. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 8 years ago

    ".....Ripley.....!!!!!!"

    Newt screaming for Ripley when she falls down the air shaft in ALIENS.

  10. Flightkeeper profile image70
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    Houston, we have a problem. Tom Hank's Lovell in Apollo 13

  11. hudsonj1994 profile image60
    hudsonj1994posted 8 years ago

    "roflcopter"

  12. ediggity profile image59
    ediggityposted 8 years ago

    "You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me!"

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wedding Crashers!...not bad

      1. dejajolie profile image53
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        love this one too!

  13. Shalini Kagal profile image59
    Shalini Kagalposted 8 years ago

    'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.'
    Clark Gable - Gone With The Wind

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Classic

  14. manlypoetryman profile image76
    manlypoetrymanposted 8 years ago

    So many "Manly" movie quotes to choose from: John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Die Hard, Karate Kid, Top Gun...etc. Let me use this oldy...but goody:

    Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8-ic.jpg

  15. rmcrayne profile image95
    rmcrayneposted 8 years ago

    "You must have hated that moose."

    A drunk Arthur (Dudley Moore) in Arthur, to his prospective father-in-law, regarding the mounted moose head.

    Also: This is a tough room, but I don't have to tell you that.  (to the moose)

  16. Pr0metheus profile image57
    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    "We could kill everybody!

    What do you think?

    I'm strangely comfortable with it."

    or

    "What the f***, how the f*** did you two f***ing f***s, F***!"

    or

    "Rule of thumb!?  Do you know where that phrase comes from?  Back in the olden days it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick no wider than his wrists.

    Well that's not a very big stick is it?  Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist!"


    All from Boondock Saints

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Or how about...

      "I just wanted to cuddle."
      "Whata fag!"

      ~Boondock Saints

      1. Pr0metheus profile image57
        Pr0metheusposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hahahha, yea... great movie.  Can't wait for the sequel!

        1. dutchman1951 profile image60
          dutchman1951posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol, it was good, and sequel will be to I bet

  17. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 8 years ago

    Dudley Moore in Arthur

    "A woman would stop you from drinking Arthur"

    "It would have to be a real Big one!"

  18. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 8 years ago

    Teri Garr and Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstine

    The secret door scene in the Castle Study...

    "Put...Back...The...Candle!....lmao

  19. Newsclipper profile image73
    Newsclipperposted 8 years ago

    From Peggy Sue Got Married

    Why I oughta...

  20. europewalker profile image76
    europewalkerposted 8 years ago

    You won't answer my calls,you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored Dan!

    Glenn Close - Fatal Attraction

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ummm, that might be one of the most disturbing lines of all time! ha, nice!

  21. Jonathan Janco profile image67
    Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years ago

    "This SICK, TWISTED, TOXIC thing we have . . . It's FINALLY FINISHED!"
    Kate Winslet from The Holiday

    oh, and the very next line:

    "I've got a life to start living!"

  22. Minnaloushe profile image74
    Minnalousheposted 8 years ago

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    -Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
    (OK, technically a two liner ;-)

    1. zadrobi profile image57
      zadrobiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
      The Princess Bride

      NICE Minnaloushe

  23. zadrobi profile image57
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    There's a snake in my boots! Toy Story hehehe

  24. drej2522 profile image84
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    put him in a bodybag! Yeahhhhhhhh!

    Do it again, Johnny! No Mercy! No Mercy!

    ~Bobby, The Karate Kid

  25. R P Chapman profile image60
    R P Chapmanposted 8 years ago

    "There is no opponent."

    Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

  26. profile image0
    philip carey 61posted 8 years ago

    "No man is an island. Some men are peninsulas."--Robin Williams, Survivors

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Robin Williams...one of the best!

  27. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    Don't forget:  "You can't handle the truth!" (Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men)

    Oh - and, "I see dead people" (Sixth Sense)

  28. topgunjager profile image59
    topgunjagerposted 8 years ago

    Don't let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you.

  29. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

    "Go ahead, make my day" Pappa Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact)

    or

    You had me at hello.
    DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) in Jerry Maguire

  30. Sexy jonty profile image52
    Sexy jontyposted 8 years ago

    Be there or Be Square ......

  31. profile image0
    Linda Myshrallposted 8 years ago

    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

    -Roy Scheider, 'Jaws'

  32. GoldiString profile image60
    GoldiStringposted 8 years ago

    "I am a eugoogolizer, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?!"

    Zoolander, Ben Stiller movie.

  33. queelah profile image52
    queelahposted 8 years ago

    I'll be back famous gov cali. Arnold

  34. Fugitive From Now profile image59
    Fugitive From Nowposted 8 years ago

    Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up
    Pretty Tony (The Mack)

  35. Paradise7 profile image83
    Paradise7posted 8 years ago

    Jack Nicholson, as he comes through the door swinging an axe, in, "The Shining"...

    "Heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee's Johnny!"

    1. profile image0
      cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I always thought "Lucy - I'm HOME" would be good too big_smile


      Addams Family:
      (All admiring the new baby)
      Gomez: "He has my father's eyes".
      Morticia: "Gomez, get those out of his mouth."

      1. theageofcake profile image68
        theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Addams Family Values is one of the most underrated comedies of all time, and its filled with great lines.

        "These Addams men, where do you find them?"
        "It has to be damp."

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          cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          haha! lol

          I also liked:

          Gomez (to Uncle Fester:)
          You'll meet someone.
          Someone very special.
          Someone who won't press charges.


          and: "BallerINA Barbie!"

          1. theageofcake profile image68
            theageofcakeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            haha The entire slide show sequence was really hilarious.  Joan Cusack was brilliant in the role of Debbie.  That movie is fantastic - Its the perfect kid-friendly introduction to the genre of "dark comedy."  I need to watch it again.

            1. profile image0
              cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I know, me too. I'm laughing just reading this!

  36. dejajolie profile image53
    dejajolieposted 8 years ago

    "How do you expect them to read when they can't even fit in the building"  Zoolander


    (Looking at a model-size design of a Learning Center)

    1. Paradise7 profile image83
      Paradise7posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      GOOD ONE!

  37. theageofcake profile image68
    theageofcakeposted 8 years ago

    "How do you write women so well?"
    "I think of a man - Then I take away reason, and accountability." - Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

  38. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 8 years ago

    "You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work that way." from Ferris Bueller's day off.

  39. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" Mae West in the old 30's classic She done him wrong

  40. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    Elementary my dear Watson... Sherlock Holmes

  41. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    I just remembered another one
    "...my Momma always said Life is like a box of chocolates..."  Forrest Gump

  42. profile image0
    elliot.dunnposted 8 years ago

    best one worder ever -

    "FFFFRRRREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!!"

    Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart

    1. profile image0
      cosetteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yep. I have to agree with you there.



      Here's a fun one:

      http://i33.tinypic.com/11tlf61.jpg
      "You seem somewhat familiar - Have I threatened you before?"

  43. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    May the force be with you! Star Wars

    1. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      very nice here...which actor/character?...there was more than one person who said it!

  44. theageofcake profile image68
    theageofcakeposted 8 years ago

    "Hold on to your butts." - Sam Jackson, Jurassic Park

  45. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    "What we've got here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman

  46. Ivorwen profile image71
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    "The problem with that man is every lie he tells is 98% truth."

    The Last Boyscout

  47. drej2522 profile image84
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    The problem with Scotland is that it is full of Scots. ~ Patrick McGoohan, Braveheart

 
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