Best Movie Oneliners!

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   drej2522posted 13 years ago

   What are some of your favorite movie lines? List actor and movie...And Go!
   
   "That is one big pile of shit." ~Jeff Goldblum...Jurassic Park

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      dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Jack Nicholson; Movie: "Terms of Endearment"
      
      "This, is going to take a lot of Drinks!"

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Jack Nicholson has a lot of great lines.

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   A Texanposted 13 years ago

   "Yippe ki yay Mother Fu#@er"
   
   Bruce Willis, Diehard

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      drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      classic

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      thats what I was gunna say!!
       

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      sooner than laterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, but he over used it in the last one. like 20 times too many.

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   jacobkuttytaposted 13 years ago

   "Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain" ***Shahrukh Khan***** Dilwale Dulhaniya Dil Le Jayenge

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      A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, that was a good one.

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         jacobkuttytaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks,  It is in Hindi Language

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOLOL

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   dohn121posted 13 years ago

   My son works?
   
   James Earl Jones, Coming to America
   
   What does 'Dumb Fuck' mean?
   
   Eddie Murphy, Coming to America

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      drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      80's movies!...Gotta love them!

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

   "My father told me 'never abandon a lady in distress' . . . he even took that as far as marrying Mother."
   Michael Redgrave in The Lady Vanishes (pretty risque for the 1930's; yay Hitchcock!)
   
   A close second would be "Jeez, tell me about the f#!*ing golf shoes!"
   Johnny Depp as Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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   dejajolieposted 13 years ago

   ummmm I might mis quote a little but
   
   "Never get into anything you can't walk away from in five seconds"..........
   
   Robert Deniro.....HEAT

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   Sybil Marieposted 13 years ago

   "Yes the past can hurt. You can either learn from it,or run from it"
   The Baboon in The Lion King

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   wavegirl22posted 13 years ago

   Scarlett Ohara after Rhett leaves. . .'Tomorrow is another day"

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   donotfearposted 13 years ago

   ".....Ripley.....!!!!!!"
   
   Newt screaming for Ripley when she falls down the air shaft in ALIENS.

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    Houston, we have a problem. Tom Hank's Lovell in Apollo 13

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    hudsonj1994posted 13 years ago

    "roflcopter"

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    ediggityposted 13 years ago

    "You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me!"

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Wedding Crashers!...not bad

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          dejajolieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          love this one too!

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    Shalini Kagalposted 13 years ago

    'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.'
    Clark Gable - Gone With The Wind

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Classic

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    So many "Manly" movie quotes to choose from: John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Die Hard, Karate Kid, Top Gun...etc. Let me use this oldy...but goody:
    
    Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
    
    

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    rmcrayneposted 13 years ago

    "You must have hated that moose."
    
    A drunk Arthur (Dudley Moore) in Arthur, to his prospective father-in-law, regarding the mounted moose head.
    
    Also: This is a tough room, but I don't have to tell you that.  (to the moose)

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    Pr0metheusposted 13 years ago

    "We could kill everybody!
    
    What do you think?
    
    I'm strangely comfortable with it."
    
    or
    
    "What the f***, how the f*** did you two f***ing f***s, F***!"
    
    or
    
    "Rule of thumb!?  Do you know where that phrase comes from?  Back in the olden days it was legal for a man to beat his wife as long as he used a stick no wider than his wrists.
    
    Well that's not a very big stick is it?  Perhaps it should have been rule of wrist!"
    
    
    All from Boondock Saints

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Or how about...
       
       "I just wanted to cuddle."
       "Whata fag!"
       
       ~Boondock Saints

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          Pr0metheusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hahahha, yea... great movie.  Can't wait for the sequel!

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             dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             lol, it was good, and sequel will be to I bet

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    dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

    Dudley Moore in Arthur
    
    "A woman would stop you from drinking Arthur"
    
    "It would have to be a real Big one!"

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    dutchman1951posted 13 years ago

    Teri Garr and Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstine
    
    The secret door scene in the Castle Study...
    
    "Put...Back...The...Candle!....lmao

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    Newsclipperposted 13 years ago

    From Peggy Sue Got Married
    
    Why I oughta...

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    europewalkerposted 13 years ago

    You won't answer my calls,you change your number, I'm not going to be ignored Dan!
    
    Glenn Close - Fatal Attraction

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ummm, that might be one of the most disturbing lines of all time! ha, nice!

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 13 years ago

    "This SICK, TWISTED, TOXIC thing we have . . . It's FINALLY FINISHED!"
    Kate Winslet from The Holiday
    
    oh, and the very next line:
    
    "I've got a life to start living!"

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    Minnalousheposted 13 years ago

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
    
    -Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
    (OK, technically a two liner ;-)

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       zadrobiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
       The Princess Bride
       
       NICE Minnaloushe

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    zadrobiposted 13 years ago

    There's a snake in my boots! Toy Story hehehe

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    put him in a bodybag! Yeahhhhhhhh!
    
    Do it again, Johnny! No Mercy! No Mercy!
    
    ~Bobby, The Karate Kid

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    R P Chapmanposted 13 years ago

    "There is no opponent."
    
    Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

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    philip carey 61posted 13 years ago

    "No man is an island. Some men are peninsulas."--Robin Williams, Survivors

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Robin Williams...one of the best!

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    Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

    Don't forget:  "You can't handle the truth!" (Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men)
    
    Oh - and, "I see dead people" (Sixth Sense)

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    topgunjagerposted 13 years ago

    Don't let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Heath Ledger in 10 things I hate about you.

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    "Go ahead, make my day" Pappa Clint Eastwood (Sudden Impact)
    
    or
    
    You had me at hello.
    DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) in Jerry Maguire

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    Sexy jontyposted 13 years ago

    Be there or Be Square ......

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    Linda Myshrallposted 13 years ago

    "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
    
    -Roy Scheider, 'Jaws'

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    GoldiStringposted 13 years ago

    "I am a eugoogolizer, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?!"
    
    Zoolander, Ben Stiller movie.

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    queelahposted 13 years ago

    I'll be back famous gov cali. Arnold

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    Fugitive From Nowposted 13 years ago

    Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up
    Pretty Tony (The Mack)

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    Paradise7posted 13 years ago

    Jack Nicholson, as he comes through the door swinging an axe, in, "The Shining"...
    
    "Heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee's Johnny!"

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       cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I always thought "Lucy - I'm HOME" would be good too
       
       
       Addams Family:
       (All admiring the new baby)
       Gomez: "He has my father's eyes".
       Morticia: "Gomez, get those out of his mouth."

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          theageofcakeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Addams Family Values is one of the most underrated comedies of all time, and its filled with great lines.
          
          "These Addams men, where do you find them?"
          "It has to be damp."

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             cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             haha!
             
             I also liked:
             
             Gomez (to Uncle Fester:)
             You'll meet someone.
             Someone very special.
             Someone who won't press charges.
             
             
             and: "BallerINA Barbie!"

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                theageofcakeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                haha The entire slide show sequence was really hilarious.  Joan Cusack was brilliant in the role of Debbie.  That movie is fantastic - Its the perfect kid-friendly introduction to the genre of "dark comedy."  I need to watch it again.

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                   cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I know, me too. I'm laughing just reading this!

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    dejajolieposted 13 years ago

    "How do you expect them to read when they can't even fit in the building"  Zoolander
    
    
    (Looking at a model-size design of a Learning Center)

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       Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       GOOD ONE!

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    theageofcakeposted 13 years ago

    "How do you write women so well?"
    "I think of a man - Then I take away reason, and accountability." - Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

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    lrohnerposted 13 years ago

    "You can’t respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesn’t work that way." from Ferris Bueller's day off.

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 13 years ago

    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" Mae West in the old 30's classic She done him wrong

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 13 years ago

    Elementary my dear Watson... Sherlock Holmes

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 13 years ago

    I just remembered another one
    "...my Momma always said Life is like a box of chocolates..."  Forrest Gump

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    elliot.dunnposted 13 years ago

    best one worder ever -
    
    "FFFFRRRREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMM!!!!"
    
    Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart

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       cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yep. I have to agree with you there.
       
       
       
       Here's a fun one:
       
       
       "You seem somewhat familiar - Have I threatened you before?"

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 13 years ago

    May the force be with you! Star Wars

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       very nice here...which actor/character?...there was more than one person who said it!

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    theageofcakeposted 13 years ago

    "Hold on to your butts." - Sam Jackson, Jurassic Park

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 13 years ago

    "What we've got here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman

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    Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

    "The problem with that man is every lie he tells is 98% truth."
    
    The Last Boyscout

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    The problem with Scotland is that it is full of Scots. ~ Patrick McGoohan, Braveheart

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