some people just can't help it, some people just don't care. I'm 53 now- and I would like to think that I am more mature than I am. Today my wife and I grabbed lunch at my favorite chinese place and the guy in the next booth behind my wife farted so loud that it startled her. haha- I watched her jump. Many thoughts ran through my head(discust for one)- but I started laughing out loud uncontrolably and the guy was ticked off.
We moved, he glared- really awkward from the fist trumpet.
if anyone has that problem, I think its best to laugh it off.
Farting requires laughter cause its the only humor that comes directly from God...disagree?Consider this,God designed us,he/she could have made Methane elimination an unnoticeable thing that escaped through the ears or nose but No,he/she picked the butt knowing full well what the result would be.Religion could use more Levity(pardon the pun)so I believe there should be time set aside in every sermon for the congregation to enjoy a group Fart to lighten(another pun)the mood!further more,there should be a standard rateing system so a persons hard work in producing the fart is appreciated...I'm just saying...
George Carlin had a stand up routine involving this. He called them test farts.... Now if I heard something like that, I would have to laugh. If I would have been the one that did it, I think I would have left.
hahaha...awesome thread...one time, a group of my friends stopped at a rest stop and one of them let one go at the vending machines..it was one of those lingering, nasty ones...moments later an old woman with a walker slowly passed right through the terrible wave of horror. Her reaction was priceless and she couldn't escape!
I was with my brother once in an elevator and he let onego...silent and ewww disgusting. This gorgeous office girl had just stepped in and he looked at her and frowned at her , and the other people thought it was her ....she flew outta that eleavtor so fast, and I just had to keep a straight face!
I remember this one time I was walking around outside at night with a group of my girlfriends...my fault becaue I can't sit still for too long. Still that way but not as bad. So as we were walking one let one rip, a LOUD one too. We all started laughing and like two minues after she goes "Damn barking spiders!" HAHA it was funny.
And yes this coming from a bunhc of girls!
I've also had my husband blame a fart on me a few times out and about...so I do it back to him except I belch really loud and blame him I'm a belcher!
Oh got another good story my hubby was talking to his older brother and best friend. he then stops and goes hey guys I have to show you something. He whips around real fast and farts a huge loud fart. Both his brother and best friend look at him like what, mouths open and everything. OMG! me and my best girlfriend were DYING of laughter. My ribs hurt after that one!
Have you seen Mel Brook's Blazing Saddles?History of the World? It has a most hilarious scene wherein a whole lot of cowboys carry out a chain farting session. Must watch it. Go to youtube. URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs
Apologize for causing laughter and mirth? I shalt slap thee with an angry sea bass if ya be apologizing for that again. There's enough anger and futility on these forums as of lately. A good hearty laugh is well due for all.
Have you ever written LOL! (without really laughing out loud)?So often these days we write or receive comments that end with LOL! Quite awhile back I was in an office enviroment where I was sitting across from a co-worker sending an instant message relply of which I wrote lol! Then it dawned on me...
When was the last time you had a good laugh?In our world today, we see all the striff and turmoil around us that we become like stone, harden. Laughter has always been good medicine. When was the last time you laughed, not chuckled or gave a "ha ha", but a good hearty laugh?
I'm trying to find out more about inappropriate laughing. I have done it for years. I love to laugh but sometimes it has got me in trouble. Please tell me if you are the same or even if you aren't. Tell me what you think about people who do laugh at inappropriate times. ThanksLou
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