Weeeeelllll....not too long ago, my fiance, Joe and I were in a Starbucks in the lobby of a hospital. This starbucks as you can imagine was smaller than the cubicle in which I am sitting now. I'm standing there patiently waiting for my coffee. Joe is standing there too....waiting....or so I thought. Then, the smell fell upon me.....I look over at another dude putting creamer in his coffee and swearing like an angry truck driver in my own mind. Because certainly he IS the one who produced such offensive smells with Gawd only knows what he's eating during the day. I look at Joe....who is kind of smirking..proud like. I go "did you just drop a$$..." That's what we call it here in the midwest. And, he starts laughing. I was horrified....I'd say "fuming" but that would play too much into the humor of the story. He still thinks that story is funny.