What is the Most Annoying Thing That has Ever Happened to You?
What hilariously annoying things have happened to you in your life?
Where do I start: I can't go shopping or to a movie without something mad happening and my family, well, some might find my stories hilarious however I find the complete episode quite traumatic and then there's my friend Johnny and his damn goat.
I went for a spin one day with my friend Johnny (albeit he's promptly moving down my Christmas card list) and ended up with a goat. A goat that now lives in my back garden. A goat I might add that doesn't eat grass yet adores roses and any other bloody flower I had in the garden. So now I have a garden that resembles an overgrown neglected field and a goat that eats my price roses. Hilarious for some it seems: darn annoying for me.
All I can say is it's a good job I don't eat goat!
Years ago, for some reason my car horn would go off by itself for no apparent reason. It was really embarrassing in traffic when people thought I was laying on the horn at them but I wasn't. How do you apologize for that? Sometimes it would happen when I wasn't even in the car. Then, to save face, I'd press on my keychain and hope the horn stopped by itself so it looked like I was turning off my car alarm (those weren't very prevalent back then, and my keychain wasn't even one that remotely unlocked the car.)
Another time, the same car was dying on the way home one day. I knew as long as the RPMs kept up it would make it, but if I had to stop at a stoplight it was going to croak. Miraculously, I made it through every single stoplight. I was home free with no reason to stop until I got to my house. Then, on a desolate road with nobody around, some guy pulled out right in front of me and made me slam on the brakes. I mean, there was no other car is sight except mine! Instead of coasting home my car sputtered and died and I had to walk. Grrr! That was annoying.
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