Tonight actually. I have a BAD habit of going out to our chicken coop, collecting eggs, stuffing them in my coat pocket, and then doing something else and forgetting they are there.... so tonight I had one egg in my pocket when I scooted into an IHOP booth. SQUASH. Raw egg-filled pocket... while out to eat with my boyfriend's coworkers... Try explaining that one away!
One time, MANY years ago, I was returning to the car with my kids, and I actually slipped on a banana peel and fell on my butt, with the contents of my purse scattering about. The kids almost fell down laughing, and when I told my neighbor what had happened, she laughed, and said, "Really? I thought that only happened in comic strips!"