What is your favourite funny movie quote? Here's mine, from the movie Closer.
Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: I don't eat children either.
From "Raising Arizona"
Prison Counselor: Why do you say you feel trapped in your body?
Prisoner: Well... sometime I get the menstrual cramps real hard.
From "Animal House"
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section]
Otter: Mine's bigger.
[Marion looks questioningly at him]
Otter: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Otter: Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
Marion Wormer: My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Otter: Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
Marion Wormer: How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
by Jimmy Fuentes9 months ago
What are the top 10 most memorable movie quotes (lines from movies)?Just curious if there is any consensus as to famous movies that have memorable lines that a lot of people would remember the line and the movie.
by VationSays2 years ago
Okay, lets have some cinema fun: Why don't you put down here a memorable movie quote you love? Also include the movie name. Here's mine: I want the truth!..You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)
by LeahPutz7 years ago
What are some of your favorite movie quotes?Mine are either "There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world" (Gandalf) from The Fellowship of the Ring or "Suddenly, I heard a...
by cubesz6 years ago
Here's how it works. Type a quote from your favorite movie, and figure out what movie the quote before your came from. So for example if I say "If your a bird, I'm a bird", the next person say what movie...
by Money Fairy22 months ago
I love this one from The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio: "Everytime I pass the church I stop and make a visit ,So when I'm carried in feet first God won't say who is it." (just thought it was funny)Look forward...
by thaivalentine6 years ago
Mine is "Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust
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