So there was this Doctor and this lawyer, they both loved this one girl. They were always trying to one-up the eachother. One day the lawyer had to go to a week long conference. So he gave this girl seven apples, and said not to go see the docter while he was gone...(think about it!)
Katie Price has a face like a duck! I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance and I'm no oil painting myself, but I didn't create my own features with the aid of money and a plastic surgeon. The woman looks like a duck - there I've said it. I've got it off my chest. Phew.
I just got off the phone with a friend in Minnesota . He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window all day. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.