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Start your day with a little humor!

  1. tobey100 profile image60
    tobey100posted 7 years ago

    I'll kick it off but every tale has to involve crows.

    Two crows, Harvey and Hank, settin' on a fence doin' nothing.  An F14 roars overhead, really gettin' it, both afterburners blazing.  Harvey turns to Hank and says, ' I wish I could fly like that.'  Hank says, 'Harv, if you had two butts and both of them were on fire I bet you COULD fly like that.'

    1. lyndre profile image78
      lyndreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Harvey turns to Hank and shouts BOO. What you do that for says Hank? I am a scare crow says Harvey

      1. Joy56 profile image78
        Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        good on e

  2. Joy56 profile image78
    Joy56posted 7 years ago

    I do not know any funny stories about crows??????

  3. Dale Nelson profile image43
    Dale Nelsonposted 7 years ago

    Do crows with crows feet say.....I have feet?

  4. Lisa HW profile image69
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Hmm.  The part of my brain that processes all the hilarity it seems to in the later part of the day doesn't seem to function without 3 giant travel mugs of coffee and the sun's being way higher in the sky than it is right now.

    Let's see...

    3 crows walk into a bar - a crow-priest, a crow-minister, and a crow-rabbi...

    Oh forget it.  I'll have to come back later,  after I've loaded up on coffee for a few hours.   hmm  (Can someone else finish that joke I started?)

    1. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      The crow bar man, says look you three i have trained this little flea.  I was in prison for 20 years and look at all these things it can do.

      The crow priest, crow minister, and crow - rabbi were so delighted never before had they seen a flea perform such wonderful feats......

      Next minute a crow drunk walked in, saw the flea, hit it with his fist, and said those things are a such a nuisance............

      The x convict......

      now it is your turn finish it off for me someone please.....

    2. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4774836_f248.jpg

      I send you coffee, you tell us joke..... o.k.,

  5. Stacie L profile image87
    Stacie Lposted 7 years ago

    thanks for the humor...it's getting a little negative on the forum lately..hmm

    1. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      jokes always welcome.......

  6. Trail Otter profile image58
    Trail Otterposted 7 years ago

    It was nearing migration. Two eldery vultures doubted they could make the trip south so they went by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons as luggage?" she asked.

    "No thanks," said the vultures, "they're carrion."

    1. Ivorwen profile image73
      Ivorwenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Eeeewww!  lol

      1. Joy56 profile image78
        Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        carrion's are free...... now i remember you, i recognise the avator, Ivorwen i think.... from way back when,

        1. Ivorwen profile image73
          Ivorwenposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I remember you too, Joy.

  7. sofs profile image80
    sofsposted 7 years ago

    Here is one..
    A crow was sitting all day doing nothing..a little rabbit saw him and asked  can I also sit like you and do nothing all day? the crow answered why not?
    The rabbit sat and did nothing all day...a fox came along and jumped up on the little bunny and made a snack of him.
    The crow shrugged and said ," if you have to be sitting all day doing nothing you really have to be high up."
    A joke from the management circles.

    1. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      nice one hi Sofs

    2. Trail Otter profile image58
      Trail Otterposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol Good one!

  8. Joy56 profile image78
    Joy56posted 7 years ago

    Why was the female crow walking accross the road?????????????????????

    1. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image58
      Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      dunno, please elaborate

      1. Joy56 profile image78
        Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        the female crow out of the kitchen, even ......... never mind why was she crossing the road....

            not funny i know, but there are not many crow jokes arond......

  9. Ponderize profile image68
    Ponderizeposted 7 years ago

    I thought this was a funny way to end your day...I'm finally going home from work, sigh! this video feels like my life!

    *this goes to atom - they are part of comedy central, I believe.

    http://bit.ly/Carlconnects

    1. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      know what you mean busy busy busy busy.......... no joke right?

  10. Trail Otter profile image58
    Trail Otterposted 7 years ago

    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

    Holes all over Australia

  11. superwags profile image78
    superwagsposted 7 years ago

    a priest and a hindu are eating breakfast. The priest looks at his toast and says, "look, the face of jesus has appeared in my margerine"

    The hindu says; "I can't believe it's not Buddha"

    1. Joy56 profile image78
      Joy56posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      but where is the crow in that??????

 
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