I'll kick it off but every tale has to involve crows.
Two crows, Harvey and Hank, settin' on a fence doin' nothing. An F14 roars overhead, really gettin' it, both afterburners blazing. Harvey turns to Hank and says, ' I wish I could fly like that.' Hank says, 'Harv, if you had two butts and both of them were on fire I bet you COULD fly like that.'
Hmm. The part of my brain that processes all the hilarity it seems to in the later part of the day doesn't seem to function without 3 giant travel mugs of coffee and the sun's being way higher in the sky than it is right now.
3 crows walk into a bar - a crow-priest, a crow-minister, and a crow-rabbi...
Oh forget it. I'll have to come back later, after I've loaded up on coffee for a few hours. (Can someone else finish that joke I started?)
The crow bar man, says look you three i have trained this little flea. I was in prison for 20 years and look at all these things it can do.
The crow priest, crow minister, and crow - rabbi were so delighted never before had they seen a flea perform such wonderful feats......
Next minute a crow drunk walked in, saw the flea, hit it with his fist, and said those things are a such a nuisance............
The x convict......
now it is your turn finish it off for me someone please.....
thanks for the humor...it's getting a little negative on the forum lately..
It was nearing migration. Two eldery vultures doubted they could make the trip south so they went by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons as luggage?" she asked.
"No thanks," said the vultures, "they're carrion."
Here is one..
A crow was sitting all day doing nothing..a little rabbit saw him and asked can I also sit like you and do nothing all day? the crow answered why not?
The rabbit sat and did nothing all day...a fox came along and jumped up on the little bunny and made a snack of him.
The crow shrugged and said ," if you have to be sitting all day doing nothing you really have to be high up."
A joke from the management circles.
Why was the female crow walking accross the road?????????????????????
I thought this was a funny way to end your day...I'm finally going home from work, sigh! this video feels like my life!
*this goes to atom - they are part of comedy central, I believe.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Holes all over Australia
a priest and a hindu are eating breakfast. The priest looks at his toast and says, "look, the face of jesus has appeared in my margerine"
The hindu says; "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
by Lee Tea 3 years ago
How do you befriend a crow?They love the walnuts in my used this time of year...take them to the lightpost and drop them in front of passing cars to crack them open! So cool, and so amazingly intelligent. Anything I can do to begin interacting with them? (my kids like getting them to respond...
by Donna Herron 3 years ago
Is the crow that visits our bird bath killing our backyard birds?We have a crow that visits our bird bath a few times a day. Yesterday, he had the carcass of a dead bird in his mouth, and he was dipping it into our birdbath (gross, I know). We are concerned that this might be the...
by David Stillwell 6 years ago
What do you see as the power of the Crow or Raven?
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