I'll kick it off but every tale has to involve crows.
Two crows, Harvey and Hank, settin' on a fence doin' nothing. An F14 roars overhead, really gettin' it, both afterburners blazing. Harvey turns to Hank and says, ' I wish I could fly like that.' Hank says, 'Harv, if you had two butts and both of them were on fire I bet you COULD fly like that.'
Hmm. The part of my brain that processes all the hilarity it seems to in the later part of the day doesn't seem to function without 3 giant travel mugs of coffee and the sun's being way higher in the sky than it is right now.
3 crows walk into a bar - a crow-priest, a crow-minister, and a crow-rabbi...
Oh forget it. I'll have to come back later, after I've loaded up on coffee for a few hours. (Can someone else finish that joke I started?)
It was nearing migration. Two eldery vultures doubted they could make the trip south so they went by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed they were carrying two dead raccoons. "Do you wish to check the raccoons as luggage?" she asked.
"No thanks," said the vultures, "they're carrion."
Here is one.. A crow was sitting all day doing nothing..a little rabbit saw him and asked can I also sit like you and do nothing all day? the crow answered why not? The rabbit sat and did nothing all day...a fox came along and jumped up on the little bunny and made a snack of him. The crow shrugged and said ," if you have to be sitting all day doing nothing you really have to be high up." A joke from the management circles.