What is the silliest name you have ever heard a child named?

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   MarleneBposted 12 years ago

   What is the silliest name you have ever heard a child named?

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   kelleywardposted 12 years ago

   placenta! No joke. I was an OB nurse for a while and she thought it was a beautiful word that would make a great name for her new baby.

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   Alecia Murphyposted 12 years ago

   Pilot Inspektor
   Bear
   Blue Ivy
   King
   Puma
   Placenta

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   duffsmomposted 12 years ago

   Moon Unit Zappa, followed by her brother Dweezel

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   delaneyworldposted 12 years ago

   I would have to say Blanket is the silliest.  That child will be haunted by that name always.  Poor kid.

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   Emily Sparksposted 12 years ago

   I have heard many, but I think Cocoa takes the cake!

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   mpoche4posted 12 years ago

   Pajama (pronounced pah jah mah)
   Shithead (I swear this is not a joke- pronounced shih theed)

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   tobey100posted 12 years ago

   Young lady works for me has three daughters named (and I'm not kidding)  Morning, Noon and Evening.  OMG!

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   jacqui2011posted 12 years ago

   The silliest name I have ever heard a child being called was Euphemia. Seriously, when I was at college, one of the students in my class told me that this was what her granddaughter had been called. To me it sounds like some dreadful disease!

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    Cardiaposted 12 years ago

    Well, I've heard of a little girl that was named Kallorie (pronounced like "Calorie")
    
    However, this one takes the cake. One time I was in town, and I saw a woman with a tattoo on her arm, saying "Deshoniquo, my son" in this scripty, swirly font. I'm guessing that it would be pronounched Dee-Shon-ee-kwo.

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    xethonxqposted 12 years ago

    I would pick Aloysius and Diogenes. Very formal...very old names.

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    Marcy Goodfleischposted 12 years ago

    We had a neighbor kid whose family called him Stinky. I have no idea why, and I didn't want to know. He had twin brother, who had a normal name, so I don't know what the deal was with Stinky. He did have a real name, BTW, but I don't remember it. That's the problem with a nickname like Stinky - it eclipses whatever else you might be called.

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    Brandon Spauldingposted 12 years ago

    Female. A woman named her child Female because she thought the hospital already named the child. The mom was looking at the gender description of the child on the admission forms.

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    Tmonicaposted 12 years ago

    Hennessey, I don't understand why a parent would want to name their child this, but that is just my opinion.

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    gmwilliamsposted 3 months ago

    Boobie & Pookie, come on now.  Yes, I knew someone whose name was Boobie.

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