What is the funniest thing your parent ever said to you?

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  1. toknowinfo profile image87
    toknowinfoposted 5 years ago

    What is the funniest thing your parent ever said to you?

  2. bankscottage profile image96
    bankscottageposted 5 years ago

    It was actually from my grandmother, she said that "as a singer, I was better still".  It was funny when I finally realized what it meant.

  3. Leaderofmany profile image60
    Leaderofmanyposted 5 years ago

    women dressed in red are best in bed!! Coming from a very strict Christian woman!!

  4. faith_love_hope32 profile image60
    faith_love_hope32posted 5 years ago

    When ever I would ask my where we were going, my mother would always say Tim Buck Two.  I thought this was a real place when I was a child lol.

    1. duffsmom profile image60
      duffsmomposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Timbuktu is a real place in the nation of Mali on the continent of Africa :-)

    2. faith_love_hope32 profile image60
      faith_love_hope32posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Lol that is awesome to know, I'll have to share that with my mother.  Maybe she already knew.  smile

  5. duffsmom profile image60
    duffsmomposted 5 years ago

    When I was a girl I asked my mom where the hangers were.  Without batting an eye, she said, "In the toilet."  I was stunned and asked her why she said that - and she said "you asked a silly question, so I gave you a silly answer."

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    DoItForHerposted 5 years ago

    Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. If they do, pick up a shoe, and beat 'em 'till they're black and blue. Just like daddy is. Good nobbit. Good nobbit.

  7. GPAGE profile image76
    GPAGEposted 5 years ago

    When I was on the cover of a famous Hollywood trash magazine years ago that mentioned something "not so nice," I cried to my father and told him "What do I do?! How could they?! and he started to laugh. I said "what the hell is so funny?!!!!" And he said "DID THEY SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT?! And we both started to laugh......And what he was saying was that "people forget" these silly stories and all they will remember is your "name" in the end.........

  8. onegoodwoman profile image74
    onegoodwomanposted 5 years ago

    hmmm...........

    apparently, I did not flourish in a humourous household.

    In my adult years, my sense of humor, has been branded as " dark", " wicked" and " dry".

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    danielabramposted 5 years ago

    My dad describing what motivates my mom to shop: "The more you spend the more you save."

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    Ghost32posted 5 years ago

    I don't remember either of my parents being all that funny.

 
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