What is the funniest thing your parent ever said to you?

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   toknowinfoposted 12 years ago

   What is the funniest thing your parent ever said to you?

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   bankscottageposted 12 years ago

   It was actually from my grandmother, she said that "as a singer, I was better still".  It was funny when I finally realized what it meant.

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   Leaderofmanyposted 12 years ago

   women dressed in red are best in bed!! Coming from a very strict Christian woman!!

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   faith_love_hope32posted 12 years ago

   When ever I would ask my where we were going, my mother would always say Tim Buck Two.  I thought this was a real place when I was a child lol.

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      duffsmomposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Timbuktu is a real place in the nation of Mali on the continent of Africa :-)

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      faith_love_hope32posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Lol that is awesome to know, I'll have to share that with my mother.  Maybe she already knew. 

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   duffsmomposted 12 years ago

   When I was a girl I asked my mom where the hangers were.  Without batting an eye, she said, "In the toilet."  I was stunned and asked her why she said that - and she said "you asked a silly question, so I gave you a silly answer."

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   DoItForHerposted 12 years ago

   Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite. If they do, pick up a shoe, and beat 'em 'till they're black and blue. Just like daddy is. Good nobbit. Good nobbit.

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   GPAGEposted 12 years ago

   When I was on the cover of a famous Hollywood trash magazine years ago that mentioned something "not so nice," I cried to my father and told him "What do I do?! How could they?! and he started to laugh. I said "what the hell is so funny?!!!!" And he said "DID THEY SPELL YOUR NAME RIGHT?! And we both started to laugh......And what he was saying was that "people forget" these silly stories and all they will remember is your "name" in the end.........

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   onegoodwomanposted 12 years ago

   hmmm...........
   
   apparently, I did not flourish in a humourous household.
   
   In my adult years, my sense of humor, has been branded as " dark", " wicked" and " dry".

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   danielabramposted 12 years ago

   My dad describing what motivates my mom to shop: "The more you spend the more you save."

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    Ghost32posted 12 years ago

    I don't remember either of my parents being all that funny.

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