Toddlers & Husbands

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   sandieganlizposted 13 years ago

   TODDLERS & My HUBBY drive me CRAZY!!!! (sometimes) :p

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      rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      it can happen. I remember those days.. take a bubblebath whenever you can!
      
      [don't let greek one get to you, he's harmless.]

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I am an evil, unfunny woman-hater Rebekah!!!!!
         A misogynist of the worst order!!
         (don't tell my wife.. she won't give me a cookie after I do the laundry tonight)

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   WryLiltposted 13 years ago

   Same here.
   
   My baby girl is just at the crawling stage and standing up on furniture so she's not quite a toddler. But she's lightning fast when it comes to getting to anything you don't want her to have!
   
   Hubby - ok I looked after her for ten minutes today what else do you want. (Um I've looked after her ALL day!)

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   Mom Katposted 13 years ago

   my hubby is the biggest kid of them all!

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      kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      i think most men are kids....

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Perhaps ladies should look in the mirror and ask themselves "how could i make my man's life easier?  Should I make him a sandwich... provide him with some intimate services... massage his feet?"
   
   Perhaps your subconscious is bothering you because you feel guilty that you are not meeting your man's every need, want and desire.
   
   

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      Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      or MAYBE - we already spoil them and now they are just used to being treated so well that they can't take care of themselves anymore....
      
      I don't feel guilty one bit for the way I treat my man. He's the luckiest guy on earth for how well I treat him.
      
      Maybe he should recognize how good he's got things and "man up" a little.  Ladies like to be taken care of too sometimes, and we're in a PARTNERSHIP with them, not a parentship. 
      
      I don't want to be HIS mother - he's already got one of those.

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you see.. your subconscious is making you defensive!!
         
         I would go home tonight, kiss him deeply and say "I'm sorry"
         
         

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            kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            wow

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               sshhh.. i am playing with Mom Kat.. don't tell her

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            Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I guess I'm just a little too busy doing all of the house work, all of the grocery shopping, all of the household needs shopping, all of the laundry,  all of the child raising (and we have 8 kids), and ALL of the bill paying ... to find humor in your remarks.
            
            I don't think you're funny, and I don't think that it is ever funny when men take advantage of women and their giving & caring nature - just because they think they can get away with it.
            
            Maybe you should stop, think, and show a little respect before you start tossing your unwanted jokes around women who are fed up with the inequality of just how much men take them for granted.
            
            Why don't you try giving birth, breast feeding, and changing all the diapers before you go sticking your little comedy act into the mix.
            
            On top of all the stress I have to deal with keeping this house running, the sleep deprivation of pulling over night shifts to make ends meet and then staying up all day to do everything, I'm also PMSing at the moment
            Oh it's so much fun to be a woman!
            
            So I'm not going to bow down and kiss your feet, my man's feet, or any other feet of the male gender.  I think men everywhere should take a good hard look at everything their ladies go through every day & give THEM and "I'm sorry" and a foot rub!

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               now how would i have ever guessed you are PMSing at the moment??

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                  Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  seriously, back off... you are really bothering me with your smug little "man" comments and showing just how ignorant men truly are.
                  
                  I'm not in the mood to "play".
                  
                  as funny as you think you are - you're not, and I have better things to do with my time than entertain you or any other ignorant, childish man.
                  
                  Thanks for this - I'm turned off of posting in forums for I don't know how long now, and today was the first time I tried it.
                  Hope you're proud of yourself.

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                     Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     see you later on this month then....
                     
                     and RELAX a bit.. it will do you good

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                        Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        even when I'm not PMSing I don't have time to relax. My man doesn't take on ANY responsibilities, which leave them ALL for me.
                        I would love to relax, why don't you come over here and be me for a day and I'll go around disrespecting people and trying to be funny.
                        
                        UGH - you bother me. Are you always this way? Do you recognize when you've crossed a line or are you just blissfully brainless, thoughtless, and inconsiderate?
                        
                        I can usually find something to like in just about anyone I come in contact with, but YOU... not seeing it.  not one shred of realization is going off in your brain that maybe the right thing to do would be to say
                        "Hey mom kat, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were having such a bad day.  I was only trying to have a little fun. I didn't mean to offend you."
                        
                        But NO, not you, you're too good to admit what a ... I can't even say it because I want to cuss!!! you've been.   Instead of making someone's day better, you delight in causing them frustration and anger.
                        What kind of person are you anyway?

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                           Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           I am becoming more and more comfortable with your self-imposed absence from the forums, and feel no need to talk to you anymore because you clearly have anger issues that you need to deal with.
                           
                           Have a GREAT day!!

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                              Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              After chatting with some nice and considerate, understanding fellow hubbers, I have decided to forgive your inconsiderate behavior and comments.
                              I would like to appologize for my harsh words, as I generally have a much firmer grasp on my emotions.  It was uncalled for.  I should have walked away when I knew I was offended, rather than feeding into the debate.
                              
                              Perhaps you would be interested in learning more about the kind of person I am, as I am not an individual who has "anger issues".  Just take a look at my profile and read the titles of hubs I have written.

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                                 Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 In that case.... please forgive me if I offended you..  I was just trying to have some fun...
                                 
                                 I assumed that no one in their right mind would believe the stuff I posted could be taken seriously (but I should have remembered my sister's ex, and what a dork he was). Clearly you and another new user took my post for full value.
                                 
                                 I commend you for being able to raise 8 kids (hell, I commend my wife being able to raise just me)

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      Sweetsusiegposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Perhaps Greek One you will enjoy this link - http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-live-with-a-narcissist
      
      I need not say more on this subject.

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         thank you for replying with controlled hostility

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            Sweetsusiegposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Actually it is somewhat humorous, I was hoping that you would enjoy it, possibly relate - even just a little!

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         read it.. lived it... wife bought me the t-shirt

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            Sweetsusiegposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Do you think if I tattooed my husband while he slept, it would help?  Just one of those 'gentle' reminders we women seem fond of.

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               my wife has already tattooed her name on my heart (metaphorically speaking)

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   Greek One; are you an "N"???
   
   I just thought you were a regular guy...
   
   My wife looks after me just the way you suggest... I think it is great... As long as I promise to service her every need every night in bed she will continue to treat me in this way, I think that is a fair exchange...

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      every night????
      
      WTF???

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         LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Every night, morning, and if I come home for lunch, weekends can be hell..
         
         But I get a break when she's PMsing... lol

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            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            i'm almost 40... those 'every night' days were 20 years ago.
            
            She much more prefers if can just make the bed every morning. lol

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               LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               almost 40... poor old man, I passed that a few years back...
               
               You should have seen me 20 years ago...... (I could send you a film...)

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  you do look familiar!

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                     LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Is it the horns???

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                        Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        it the movie it was just one (like a unicorn).. but it didnt look like a horn

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                           LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Trouble with unicorns is that they only get mounted by virgins....

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                              Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              uh... yeah.. what a shame

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                                 LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 Have never liked the shy inexperienced types... rather have them broken in and ready to race....

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                                    Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    are we talking Nascar now?

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                                       LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                       I've never met her, is she hot????

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                                          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                          if she is, I am married and would not be able to confirm or deny that

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   rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

   greek, someone new to the forums may not realize your humor.
   
   maybe there should be a warning before entering forums:
   
   enter at your own risk (especially if you're PMSing)
   
   

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      now THAT is a Hubpages improvement that s worth the investment!

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      Mom Katposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I should have had a chocolate bar on hand... my bad.

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         rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         don't worry about it... toddlers, hubbies and PMSing... that requires chocolate, a glass of wine (or bottle), aromatherapy baths .. I remember!
         btw, welcome to HP.

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         LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Your toddler would have only made a mess with the chocolate bar... try making Greek go sit on the stairs for a time out... lol

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            Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yep, he needs a time out, and a foot massage... and a back rub... and a nice hot bath... something delicious to eat... and maybe something else...

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               big mac with super-sized fries?

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                  LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  My friend is nicknamed big-mac, he looks far more like a unicorn than me..

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                  Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Yum, that actually sounds pretty good.  I'll have to make a note to myself to pick some up on the way home tonight.  That way I'll have something to fortify myself and I won't have to cook while I'm waiting for hubby to come home; and trying to keep my little grandson and my yorkies from trashing my house.  LOL!

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                     Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     ???????
                     
                     

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                        Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        LOL... Yorkshire Terriers.

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                           LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Are they from yorkshire?? Do they wear flat caps??
                           
                           How do they compare to toddlers and men - must try to remember the topic here...

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                              Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              They are more trouble than toddlers and less trouble then husbands... but I have two teens with ADHD who are the most trouble of all.

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