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Toddlers & Husbands

  1. profile image0
    sandieganlizposted 7 years ago

    TODDLERS & My HUBBY drive me CRAZY!!!! (sometimes) :p

    1. rebekahELLE profile image89
      rebekahELLEposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      it can happen. I remember those days.. take a bubblebath whenever you can!

      [don't let greek one get to you, he's harmless.]

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I am an evil, unfunny woman-hater Rebekah!!!!!
        A misogynist of the worst order!!
        (don't tell my wife.. she won't give me a cookie after I do the laundry tonight)

  2. WryLilt profile image94
    WryLiltposted 7 years ago

    Same here.

    My baby girl is just at the crawling stage and standing up on furniture so she's not quite a toddler. But she's lightning fast when it comes to getting to anything you don't want her to have!

    Hubby - ok I looked after her for ten minutes today what else do you want. (Um I've looked after her ALL day!)

  3. Mom Kat profile image82
    Mom Katposted 7 years ago

    my hubby is the biggest kid of them all!

    1. kmackey32 profile image62
      kmackey32posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i think most men are kids....

  4. Greek One profile image76
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Perhaps ladies should look in the mirror and ask themselves "how could i make my man's life easier?  Should I make him a sandwich... provide him with some intimate services... massage his feet?"

    Perhaps your subconscious is bothering you because you feel guilty that you are not meeting your man's every need, want and desire.

    smile

    1. Mom Kat profile image82
      Mom Katposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      or MAYBE - we already spoil them and now they are just used to being treated so well that they can't take care of themselves anymore....

      I don't feel guilty one bit for the way I treat my man. He's the luckiest guy on earth for how well I treat him.

      Maybe he should recognize how good he's got things and "man up" a little.  Ladies like to be taken care of too sometimes, and we're in a PARTNERSHIP with them, not a parentship. 

      I don't want to be HIS mother - he's already got one of those.

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        you see.. your subconscious is making you defensive!!

        I would go home tonight, kiss him deeply and say "I'm sorry"

        tongue

        1. kmackey32 profile image62
          kmackey32posted 7 years agoin reply to this

          lol wow

          1. Greek One profile image76
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            sshhh.. i am playing with Mom Kat.. don't tell her

        2. Mom Kat profile image82
          Mom Katposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I guess I'm just a little too busy doing all of the house work, all of the grocery shopping, all of the household needs shopping, all of the laundry,  all of the child raising (and we have 8 kids), and ALL of the bill paying ... to find humor in your remarks.

          I don't think you're funny, and I don't think that it is ever funny when men take advantage of women and their giving & caring nature - just because they think they can get away with it.

          Maybe you should stop, think, and show a little respect before you start tossing your unwanted jokes around women who are fed up with the inequality of just how much men take them for granted.

          Why don't you try giving birth, breast feeding, and changing all the diapers before you go sticking your little comedy act into the mix.

          On top of all the stress I have to deal with keeping this house running, the sleep deprivation of pulling over night shifts to make ends meet and then staying up all day to do everything, I'm also PMSing at the moment
          Oh it's so much fun to be a woman!

          So I'm not going to bow down and kiss your feet, my man's feet, or any other feet of the male gender.  I think men everywhere should take a good hard look at everything their ladies go through every day & give THEM and "I'm sorry" and a foot rub!

          1. Greek One profile image76
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            now how would i have ever guessed you are PMSing at the moment??

            1. Mom Kat profile image82
              Mom Katposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              seriously, back off... you are really bothering me with your smug little "man" comments and showing just how ignorant men truly are.

              I'm not in the mood to "play".

              as funny as you think you are - you're not, and I have better things to do with my time than entertain you or any other ignorant, childish man.

              Thanks for this - I'm turned off of posting in forums for I don't know how long now, and today was the first time I tried it.
              Hope you're proud of yourself.

              1. Greek One profile image76
                Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                see you later on this month then....

                and RELAX a bit.. it will do you good

                1. Mom Kat profile image82
                  Mom Katposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  even when I'm not PMSing I don't have time to relax. My man doesn't take on ANY responsibilities, which leave them ALL for me.
                  I would love to relax, why don't you come over here and be me for a day and I'll go around disrespecting people and trying to be funny.

                  UGH - you bother me. Are you always this way? Do you recognize when you've crossed a line or are you just blissfully brainless, thoughtless, and inconsiderate?

                  I can usually find something to like in just about anyone I come in contact with, but YOU... not seeing it.  not one shred of realization is going off in your brain that maybe the right thing to do would be to say
                  "Hey mom kat, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were having such a bad day.  I was only trying to have a little fun. I didn't mean to offend you."

                  But NO, not you, you're too good to admit what a ... I can't even say it because I want to cuss!!! you've been.   Instead of making someone's day better, you delight in causing them frustration and anger.
                  What kind of person are you anyway?

                  1. Greek One profile image76
                    Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    I am becoming more and more comfortable with your self-imposed absence from the forums, and feel no need to talk to you anymore because you clearly have anger issues that you need to deal with.

                    Have a GREAT day!!

    2. Sweetsusieg profile image84
      Sweetsusiegposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Perhaps Greek One you will enjoy this link - http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-live-with-a-narcissist

      I need not say more on this subject.

      1. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        thank you for replying with controlled hostility

        1. Sweetsusieg profile image84
          Sweetsusiegposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Actually it is somewhat humorous, I was hoping that you would enjoy it, possibly relate - even just a little!

      2. Greek One profile image76
        Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        read it.. lived it... wife bought me the t-shirt tongue

        1. Sweetsusieg profile image84
          Sweetsusiegposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Do you think if I tattooed my husband while he slept, it would help?  Just one of those 'gentle' reminders we women seem fond of.

          1. Greek One profile image76
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            my wife has already tattooed her name on my heart (metaphorically speaking)

  5. LeanMan profile image89
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Greek One; are you an "N"???

    I just thought you were a regular guy...

    My wife looks after me just the way you suggest... I think it is great... As long as I promise to service her every need every night in bed she will continue to treat me in this way, I think that is a fair exchange...

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      every night????

      WTF???

      1. LeanMan profile image89
        LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Every night, morning, and if I come home for lunch, weekends can be hell..

        But I get a break when she's PMsing... lol

        1. Greek One profile image76
          Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          i'm almost 40... those 'every night' days were 20 years ago.

          She much more prefers if can just make the bed every morning. lol

          1. LeanMan profile image89
            LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            almost 40... poor old man, I passed that a few years back...

            You should have seen me 20 years ago...... (I could send you a film...)

            1. Greek One profile image76
              Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              you do look familiar!

              1. LeanMan profile image89
                LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Is it the horns???

                1. Greek One profile image76
                  Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  it the movie it was just one (like a unicorn).. but it didnt look like a horn

                  1. LeanMan profile image89
                    LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Trouble with unicorns is that they only get mounted by virgins....

  6. rebekahELLE profile image89
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    greek, someone new to the forums may not realize your humor.

    maybe there should be a warning before entering forums:

    enter at your own risk (especially if you're PMSing)

    smile

    1. Greek One profile image76
      Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      now THAT is a Hubpages improvement that s worth the investment!

    2. Mom Kat profile image82
      Mom Katposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I should have had a chocolate bar on hand... my bad.

      1. rebekahELLE profile image89
        rebekahELLEposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        don't worry about it... toddlers, hubbies and PMSing... that requires chocolate, a glass of wine (or bottle), aromatherapy baths .. I remember! smile
        btw, welcome to HP.

      2. LeanMan profile image89
        LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Your toddler would have only made a mess with the chocolate bar... try making Greek go sit on the stairs for a time out... lol

        1. Disturbia profile image61
          Disturbiaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Yep, he needs a time out, and a foot massage... and a back rub... and a nice hot bath... something delicious to eat... and maybe something else... wink

          1. Greek One profile image76
            Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            big mac with super-sized fries?

            1. LeanMan profile image89
              LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              My friend is nicknamed big-mac, he looks far more like a unicorn than me..

            2. Disturbia profile image61
              Disturbiaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Yum, that actually sounds pretty good.  I'll have to make a note to myself to pick some up on the way home tonight.  That way I'll have something to fortify myself and I won't have to cook while I'm waiting for hubby to come home; and trying to keep my little grandson and my yorkies from trashing my house.  LOL!

              1. Greek One profile image76
                Greek Oneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                ???????

                http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2568/3961329902_9f05bf82f8.jpg

                1. Disturbia profile image61
                  Disturbiaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  LOL... Yorkshire Terriers.

                  1. LeanMan profile image89
                    LeanManposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Are they from yorkshire?? Do they wear flat caps??

                    How do they compare to toddlers and men - must try to remember the topic here...

 
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