You almost add Similac to your morning coffee...two days in a row! Anyone else??
You Know You're a Grandmother When...
What you used to get angry about your kids about, you LAUGH when your grandkids do the same thing, lol...
....when your daughter complains about her kids not listening or getting into things they shouldn't or not eating their dinner, and intead of giving advice, you respond with MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
When hard candy can be found in your purse, not in your partner's pants
Greek One, what on earth does THAT mean? J/K!
Oh yeah, I love how karma is working in my son's life right now-he feels quite offended by baby noise!! HAHAHA!
When you answer "Depends" to the question "What are you going to wear tonight"...
and it is not indicative of your indecisiveness, but rather the name of a staple item in your wardrobe
When you are the 'other woman' and the wife of the man you are sleeping with complains when he comes home smelling of Ben Gay, instead of Channel No. 5
when you self gratify yourself to the image of Art Linkletter
You said "What a shame, she died so young", when you heard of Bea Arthur's passing
When you find yourself saying things like "lawsy me" and "better safe than sorry"
When you can't remember World War One... because you weren't born yet
When you think the 'internet' is some fancy new item that catches mosquitoes
When you are asked "Have you driven a Ford lately?", you respond with "Oh no dear, it's been years since Henry and I courted"
It is six weeks before I will be joining your ranks however I am getting a kick of being asked questions about pregnancy when my first was 28 years ago and my last 20 and I can't even remember where I put my glasses two minutes ago.
You Know You're a Grandmother When
you not only consider, but actually purchase and apply a license plate holder that says "World's #1 Nonna" or "Ask Me About My Grandkids" or "My Grandson's Smarter than Your Fifth Grader" (well duh, the kid's a sophomore in high school).
Cheerios? Apple juice? Pshaw.
McDonald's,ice cream and candy are perfectly acceptable meals for your little angels!
when you find yourself searching online for the latest remedies for "cradle cap" and buying smocks to protect yourself from spit up.
When you go to babysit and need to call your kids to help you navigate their "babyproof home."
Greek One -- aren't you getting a wee bit ahead of yourself here? I thought I read somewhere you're having your first child next Wednesday at 9:00 am (time zone, please?).
When Christmas used to be at your house.
When your husband falls off the fashion train, and you dress alike
Your bedtime wardrobe resembles Caesar’s
A night on the town starts with looking for coupons with seniors’ discounts
Staying out late means missing the evening news but getting home in time for Jeopardy
When the kids come over and they’re in a moving van.
You are considering shooting yourself just under the breast but are afraid of hitting your knee!
Greek One: I'd love to promise to be up for the live cam of the birth, but it will be 6am here and I do need my rest to stay mighty!
you go shopping for clothes for yourself but instead, all you buy is baby clothes!
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