You Know You're a Grandmother When...

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   You almost add Similac to your morning coffee...two days in a row!   Anyone else??

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL!...mornin' Lorlie...you must be having the time of your life...beautiful!

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         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         G'morning, SOH!  Yep, it is amazing, I must say.

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   WaffleCheeseposted 13 years ago

   all of your parties are tooth-optional.

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Exactly!

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   TamCorposted 13 years ago

   You Know You're a Grandmother When...
   
   
   What you used to get angry about your kids about, you LAUGH when your grandkids do the same thing, lol...

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   lrohnerposted 13 years ago

   ....when your daughter complains about her kids not listening or getting into things they shouldn't or not eating their dinner, and intead of giving advice, you respond with MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   When hard candy can be found in your purse, not in your partner's pants

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   WaffleCheeseposted 13 years ago

   you have wrinkles..... and a lot of birthdays.

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   Greek One, what on earth does THAT mean?   J/K!
   
   Oh yeah, I love how karma is working in my son's life right now-he feels quite offended by baby noise!!  HAHAHA!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   When you answer "Depends" to the question "What are you going to wear tonight"...
   
   and it is not indicative of your indecisiveness, but rather the name of a staple item in your wardrobe

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   When you are the 'other woman' and the wife of the man you are sleeping with complains when he comes home smelling of Ben Gay, instead of Channel No. 5

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    when your hair is blue and it is nowhere near Halloween

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    when you self gratify yourself to the image of Art Linkletter

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    You said "What a shame, she died so young", when you heard of Bea Arthur's passing

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    When you find yourself saying things like "lawsy me" and "better safe than sorry"

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    When you can't remember World War One... because you weren't born yet

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    When you think the 'internet' is some fancy new item that catches mosquitoes

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    When you are asked "Have you driven a Ford lately?", you respond with "Oh no dear, it's been years since Henry and I courted"

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    You attend grade school with Camila Parker Bowles

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    please someone make me stop

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Art Linkletter was incredibly hot, so back off, ya Greek!
       
       HALT!
       STOP!
       

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    raisingmeposted 13 years ago

    It is six weeks before I will be joining your ranks however I am getting a kick of being asked questions about pregnancy when my first was 28 years ago and my last 20 and I can't even remember where I put my glasses two minutes ago.

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    You Know You're a Grandmother When
    you not only consider, but actually purchase and apply a license plate holder that says "World's #1 Nonna" or "Ask Me About My Grandkids" or "My Grandson's Smarter than Your Fifth Grader" (well duh, the kid's a sophomore in high school).

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, and how about the "My child can beat up your honor student?"  I used to sport that bumper sticker on my car...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    when all your sex toys are dusty

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Cheerios? Apple juice? Pshaw.
    McDonald's,ice cream and candy are perfectly acceptable meals for your little angels!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    when you find yourself searching online for the latest remedies for "cradle cap" and buying smocks to protect yourself from spit up.

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       sofsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       When you stop discipling the little ones ,instead  teach the parents to be tolerant!!   

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    When you go to babysit and need to call your kids to help you navigate their "babyproof home."

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Greek One -- aren't you getting a wee bit ahead of yourself here? I thought I read somewhere you're having your first child next Wednesday at 9:00 am (time zone, please?).

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       the first baby that I KNOW OF.
       
       I'm in the Eastern time zone like New York

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    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    When Christmas used to be at your house.
    
    When your husband falls off the fashion train, and you dress alike
    
    Your bedtime wardrobe resembles Caesar’s
    
    A night on the town starts with looking for coupons with seniors’ discounts
    
    Staying out late means missing the evening news but getting home in time for Jeopardy
    
    When the kids come over and they’re in a moving van.
    
    You are considering shooting yourself just under the breast but are afraid of hitting your knee!

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Greek One: I'd love to promise to be up for the live cam of the birth, but it will be 6am here and I do need my rest to stay mighty!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    you go shopping for clothes for yourself but instead, all you buy is baby clothes!

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