To Do Number Two Or To Not Do Number Two That Is The Question!

1. 0

   SapphireGreenposted 13 years ago

   When is the right time to be comfortable to do the number two at your mate's house with it being a new relationship? or does it matter?

   replyreport
   1. 64

      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you mean in front of them?

      replyreport
      1. 0

         SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         no silly!!!! i mean just at there home.

         replyreport
         1. 64

            Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            well, if I expect them to wipe, there is no reason to be shy

            replyreport
            1. 0

               SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               why would you expect them to wipe you butt?

               replyreport
               1. 64

                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Love

                  replyreport
                  1. 0

                     SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     thats not love thats nasty lmaoo. unless you are sick and you just cant do it that is different but for your own lazy enjoyment lol hell no! lmao

                     replyreport
2. 76

   Me, Steve Waltersposted 13 years ago

   uuuhhh? Maybe you should warm-up to it with some increasingly larger and larger farts? (This falls under the category of way more TMI then we want to know!) Oh well...let r' rip!

   replyreport
   1. 59

      Christy Goffposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I would guess it's a comfort issue, how long can you hold it??  Everyone goes to the bathroom, if your that uncomfortable, carry a freshener spray.

      replyreport
      1. 0

         SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         okay for the record it is not about me. but yes i do agree everyone goes i just think you have to be secure with yourself and just say, 'hey it is natural!"

         replyreport
   2. 0

      SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lmaoooo. yeah i think some people agree getting comfortable with someone you just met on that level is difficult! lmao :-D

      replyreport
3. 82

   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

   If you have to ask, it isn't time.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      im not asking for myself it was just a question i just thought about lmaooo

      replyreport
4. 64

   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   Does your partner have a pet?  Why not just go in their litter box and then ask "What the hell are you feeding this thing?!?!"

   replyreport
   1. 0

      SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lmaooo you are a mess. okay everyone i am not asking for myself!!! lmaoo. it just came across my mind

      replyreport
5. 60

   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Try to feel him out with subtle questions like:
   
   Hey, wanna go see that new German shizer film?  If he says yes, it's time.

   replyreport
6. 91

   wildernessposted 13 years ago

   You should be prepared and carry a doggie bag for least 6 months.  Of course, that begs the question of what to do with the bag - run out and hide it under the front seat of your car, maybe.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      SapphireGreenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      what am i a dobberman? lmao. okay just for the record the question wasnt about me. lol i just thought about the issue people have with being comfortable with each other with committing such a private act at their mates house.

      replyreport
7. 83

   nell79posted 13 years ago

   I know people who will do that with their friends there in the bathroom with them and they're talking on the phone too. Talk about multi-tasking!
   
   Visit with Jill (Check!)
   Talk to Freddy (Check!)
   Cleanse my colon at home (Check!)
   Show Jill the results (Double Check!!!)
   
   
   
   
   Yikes! Everybody poops (as I believe the children's book is titled), true, but not everybody wants to see (or hear) you poop.

   replyreport
8. 0

   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   LOL Who gives a shyt? Just git 'er done!

   replyreport
   1. 83

      nell79posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Did I just hear Larry the Cable Guy? LOL

      replyreport