How many Hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None a Hubber would get someone else to do it while they write a Hub guide on How to change a lightbulb.
Share your hubber jokes here but try not to be nasty about fellow Hubbers.....jimmy
A new hubber starts a thread asking if there was a self-help learning center.
Another hubber quickly responds," I could provide a link, but it would defeat the purpose."
Would you mind if I slightly change your light bulb joke?
How many Hubbers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A Hubber would stay in the dark and use the light coming from their computer to write a How To guide for changing light bulbs.
I think your version is very funny Hope you like mine.
What makes a hubber an expert on the topic of their hub?
The fact that they wrote the hub.
How many Hubbers get screwed daily by the internet?
All of them.
What do you call a sandwich made by Hubpages Writers?
A HubClub.
What do you call a gofer who runs around HubPages Headquarters all day?
A Hub Page.
What do you call a paycheck from HubPages? A Hub Stub.
What do you call a hub that gets unfeatured? A Hub Flub.
What do you call a baby hubber? A hub cub!
What do you call it when a hubber ignores you? A Hub snub!
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? Google panda as it makes Hubpages traffic plummet down a hill!
How many Hubbers does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty. One to find a replacement and install it, and nineteen to whine about it on the Forum and demand to know why the light burned out to begin with.
There sure are a heck of a lot of good ones here. I'm not even going to try to compete.
Agreed, but I'll try:
What do you call a controversial forum thread at Hub Pages?
A hubbub
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