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   Beth37posted 11 years ago

   1.What is your favorite hub that you haven't read but that you hope to read one day?
   
   2.What is the best fan mail someone was going to leave you, but they decided not to and how did that affect you?
   
   3. Out of all the hubstaff, who is your favorite of those you don't know?
   
   4. If someone said they had a favorite "religious poster" would you think of someone who posts on the religious forum or a giant picture you hang on your wall?
   
   5. Which is your favorite forum to post on when you're posting about technical problems and is Matt actually an acronym for Mechanical Android Technical Type?

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      Anna Marie Bowmanposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      1. All of them!
      
      2. You're Hot!  (That's always my favorite almost sent fan mail)
      
      3. He knows who he is, even if I don't
      
      4. Does a velvet Elvis count?
      
      5. the crazy cat lady forum, and of course.

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I can't tell you how many of the "you're hot" comments ppl haven't left me yet. Those make my day.
         
         If only there were a way to hang a velvet Elvis up in the crazy cat lady forum... we would all feel so much more at home.

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      spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      1. Every hub that you ever written
      2. You once were once going to send me fan mail hailing my ability to be both insightful and witty at the same time. The disappointment over not receiving that has caused me to lay in the corner in fetal position while sucking my thumb
      3. Are you a member of the staff?
      4. I have a giant poster of you that I hang on my wall. Everyday I bow down to the queen
      5. The Beth37 appreciation forum and what is an acronym?
      6. I wear a luchador mask and $5 poncho

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Im not really sure what an acronym is, I might have just made it up.
         
         If I'd have known you felt that way, we could have made some kind of arrangement.

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            spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            I figured as much.
            
            It is not to late for you to send me that fan mail that you were going to send me. If you do I can now die a happy man.

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               Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Done. But if you die now, Ill feel somewhat responsible.

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                  spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  You have now given me a reason to keep living! But it does mean that there is doesn't else for me to accomplish here at Hubpages now that I am being followed by the queen!

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                     Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Don't forget Paradigmsearch... if he doesn't love you, you've accomplished nothing.

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                        spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        Seriously? Does that mean I have to go back to fetal position and start sucking my thumb again?

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                           Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           Only if you call it research and you write a hub about it.

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                              spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              It is hard to write while your thumb is stuck in your mouth. Can you ghostwrite the hub for me? Or as the queen can you get one of your minions to do it?

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                                 Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 Ok, but you do realize Paradigmsearch was voted king b/c he has been around a long time and is beloved. In my case, queen was the kindest title they could come up with for "person who posts entirely too much." It was a pity award for having no life. Im not disillusioned, but I feel I should tell you, it's a powerless monarchy.

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                                    spartucusjonesposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    Maybe, but you are so much hotter than paradigmsearch! I had a giant poster of you on my wall even before you were voted queen. Oops, I said to much....

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                                       Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                       Well now I have two images of you in my head... and I thought the first one was memorable.

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      paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

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      1.What is your favorite hub that you haven't read but that you hope to read one day?
      
      A. The next one I write.
      
      2.What is the best fan mail someone was going to leave you, but they decided not to and how did that affect you?
      
      A. "I have sent you $10,000. It will arrive today." Oh, well...
      
      3. Out of all the hubstaff, who is your favorite of those you don't know?
      
      A. The one named Bambi.
      
      4. If someone said they had a favorite "religious poster" would you think of someone who posts on the religious forum or a giant picture you hang on your wall?
      
      A. Now that is a good question.
      
      5. Which is your favorite forum to post on when you're posting about technical problems and is Matt actually an acronym for Mechanical Android Technical Type?
      
      A. The Sandpit. Yes.

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         Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Why do all men love Bambi? Is it the combination of a hussy, buxom-type blond mixed with visions of hunting?

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            paradigmsearchposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            She has a sister named Thumper. And they are twins.

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               Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Ill leave you to your imagination now.

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