What's your best (clean) joke?
I would offer mine, but then again that's why I'm asking...
Somebody stole my wife's credit card, but I didn't bother to report it because they were spending less money than she was. :-)
couple die together in an accident,... they are given the tour of heaven by a small little angel who is very thourough,...
heaven seems like a long hallway with doors lining each side,... at each door the angel tells them a denomination that resides there,... "door #6 is for the catholics, door #34 is the pentacostals".....
further down the great hall the angel is speaking noticably quieter,... "this door is for our hindu brothers and sisters,.. this next door is for our muslim brothers and sisters,.. and door #1023 is for the natives of north america".....
the couple were entralled with the splendor and harmony, how seemingly everyone was welcome in the after-life,.... but also curious as to why the little tour-guide angel was talking in a whisper,.... so they asked,.... "why are we whspering?"
the angel gigled,.... "well......you see that door all by itself,... way down there?...... thats where we keep the baptists,.... they think theyre the only ones up here,.... and we just havent got the heart to ruin it for them"
What do you call the last three hairs on a dogs tail? Answer:
Dog Hairs
Four middle-aged gentlemen boarded the Tube in London and sat two-by-two facing each other for a few minutes until one cleared his throat and said in an Oxbridge accent "I think its only proper that we introduce ourselves--"Selwin-Smithers, Harrow '37; brigadier, retired: married, two sons, both barristers."
Then a second one spoke up, "Vickers-Smedley, brigadier, retired; Oxford '39; married, two sons, both bankers.
The third one said, "Smoakley-Johnson, Cambridge '41, brigadier, retired; married, two sons, both doctors.
Then the first three turned their eyes to the fourth gentleman who said, in a Scottish brogue--" McGregor, Sargeant Major, retired, not married, two sons, both brigadiers!"
What happened when the dog went to the circus?
He stole the show!
by mastergreen 8 years ago
What's the funniest joke you know or ever heard?We all need a little laughter in our lives. So tell a joke, the funniest you have ever heard or known. Spread the laughter wherever you go. Good luck.
by Martin Heeremans 9 years ago
I know everyone has that one hilarious joke they use which will always get a good laugh out of everyone in the local vicinity.I'll start.A new Commander is sent to take over a command of a post in a remote location.On his entrance he spots a donkey tied to a rope behind the barracks. Unsure as to...
by Cecil Kenmill 8 years ago
What's the worst joke you've ever heard?A buddy of mine emailed me this joke that was so cheesy, corny and tacky. Help me get him back! Clean humor only. If you wouldn't tell your grandma your joke then save it for another time. Oh, what's the joke he told me? You don't want to hear it but I'll...
by dingdondingdon 12 years ago
What's your favorite joke?I'm in the mood to laugh.
by shabarigirish 9 years ago
Hi friends, We are here in hubpages working together as a family of writers. I know most of hubbers are full time freelancers. I write hubs on my free time, and I work as Sr. Design Engineer in a manufacturing company. What’s your full time work?
by MomsTreasureChest 11 years ago
What's Your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?I'll start with a Halloween one...Knock Knock ** Who's There? ** Boo ** Boo Who? ** Why ya cryin? It's only a joke! **
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