What is the smartest remark/statement did you ever hear from a kid?
i WAS Walking through a mall with a two and a half year old boy son of a friend... we walked pass chocolate shop... he said to me "watch me get over on this guy"... he walked into store and came out with free candy...
Hmmm, must be a very charming and smart kid to get a free candy like that. But aren't all kids get free candy...most of the times?
When my daughters were young were talking about the movie, Neverending Story and about the flying dragon type creature. I mentioned how much fun would to have him and fly out to our local discount store to shop.
Without batting an eye my youngest daughter, then about 5, said, "You'd need a helluva parking place!"
I tried not to laugh but couldn't help it and it was kind of a mystery because we don't talk like that in our house but we must have slipped because she heard it somewhere!
She's absolutely right! Had she looked out for space in that shop just in case? :-)
A boy pointed to the urine in a toilet and asked his mother what it is. The mother said "urine" (your in). The boy said "no I'm not!"
This remark was by an older kid with good memory. "I get rid of the bad by only worrying about what I can control,"
Indeed! Surely we don't have control over other people's words and actions! Good remark!
by Adam Roth 8 years ago
Would you rather be the dumbest kid in the smart class, or the smartest kid in the dumb class?
by kirstenblog 6 years ago
The weirdest insult I can remember getting was in a Denny's cafe. My friends and I were hanging out drinking coffee and putting off going home as late as we could. We had one of those big booths that sit a good sized group. We were minding our own business sharing a piece of sinful chocolate cake...
by hanijane 13 years ago
What is the cutest thing your kid has said?My 5yr old son went to get the flyswater for me,...and came back swinging a bottle of water saying " here isthe fly's water!" hahaha
by cre8ivOne 11 years ago
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by Nicola Thompson 11 years ago
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by Plarson 13 years ago
Ever say something to your kid you later regretted?My mom wished upon my sister for her to have a child that would be three times as bad as she was being. My sister did indeed have that child, but fell upon hard times and my parents adopted him from her. Now they have a child three...
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