What is your favorite thing that your kid says/said?

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   Confused Motherposted 14 years ago

   When my oldest son was 2 he use to tell me "Mommy I love you too much". He is six now and I just can't bring myself to correct somethings he says because it's too cute. For instance "Mommy can I watch my movie on the big scream". When he talks about vampires he still says vimpires.

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   heartattack4444posted 14 years ago

   When my cousin was four or so (he's a grown man with two kids of his own now), he said something pretty humiliating when he met a black person for the first time.  The man tried to shake his hand but he whispered to his mother, "His hand is dirty..."  We are NOT a racist family, haha XP
   
   Also at about four, my second cousin (^that cousin's daughter) farted when reading a book with my mother.  When asked about it, she said there must be a frog in the couch.
   
   My nephew is four years old and has recently started telling people he loves them.  Included in his heart is my sister's boyfriend who plays with him a lot XD
   
   Recently, that nephew had an accident.  He had "held it" for too long and messed up at the potty.  In his words: "I got a lot on the walls.  And a little bit on the floor.  I just couldn't stop that pee from coming out!"
   
   Okay most recent and final story...my two-year-old second cousin, Marshall, and his family were at a Mexican restaurant.  As part of the decoration, there were enlarged, painted pieces of cutlery on the walls.  He was staring uneasily at a large fork nearby and said he "didn't like it."  His mother, being a prankster, lifted him up toward it, saying, "What, THIS fork?" causing him to scream and cry, the poor fella.  Later that night he woke up screaming TWICE yelling about "hairy orc, hairy orc!"  Scary fork...LMFAO XD

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   ga ga

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   I don't have kids but when my kids at work would tell me that they love me or I'm one of their best friends, I get kinda choked up by it.

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   bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

   The other day my 4 year old called me 'Junior'....

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      on my daughters 4th b-day,. I took her to pizza hut. The waitress was all "oh your so cute!! are you having a happy birthday?"
      she burstinto tears adn said..."I miss being 3!!!"

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         bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         That's classic!

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   wychicposted 14 years ago

   For the past few months, my 4-year-old (will be four on Monday, anyway) has taken to saying, "It's a guy thing." "Sorry Mommy, it's a guy thing, no girls allowed." or patting my arm and saying, "Don't worry, we'll take care of it, it's a guy thing."
   
   Then came the time when I REALLY had a hard time keeping a straight face. Often if he's being difficult about something, for example, going to bed, I'll say, "You can play in your room for a bit and then go to bed, or you can go to bed right now, those are your only choices."
   One weekend he didn't want to go back to his dad's house, so as we were heading out the door he informed me we were not going to see his dad, we were going to Burger King. When I told him we were going to see his dad, he said, "We're either going to Burger King or McDonald's, those are your only choices."

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   SwiftlyCleanposted 14 years ago

   After a Bath one day my son step out of  the Bathroom and Yelled
   ( I'm Freash like a million bucks!)  he was only 4 yrs old at the time.

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   kmackey32posted 14 years ago

   My son sings me the song "Your Beautiful", its so sweet....

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Easy! Especially when out of the blue. "I love you dad" or ganddad.

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    pigfishposted 14 years ago

    My great niece said to her sister "stop saying words to me".  A much better way to say what she really meant which was "shut up!"

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    dreiberposted 14 years ago

    My son told me this morning, after a slight reprimande: "Daddy you talk a lot, but i think your brain is on vacation "

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    rkhyclakposted 14 years ago

    She was not my daughter, I was babysitting for a close friend, but Summer told me (after I told her she needed to eat something for dinner besides Ketchup), "Bekka I don't like your hatitude." As for my favorite thing my daughter says, at 10 months it's definitely "mama"

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    Wendi Mposted 14 years ago

    Twonce...instead of once or twice!

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    restoremyheartposted 14 years ago

    NaNa, from my grandbaby:)

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    Suiikiposted 14 years ago

    I haven't got children of my own yet, but I was a teacher in a preschool sunday school class for a couple of years. The first year, there was one absolutely adorable little boy who loved super heroes. One day he ran up to me and the other teacher, and shouted, "Miss Cassie! Miss Michelle! Guess what? I know who GOD'S PARENTS are!" When asked who they were, he shouted "SUPER MAN AND WONDER WOMAN!"
    
    Cassie and I nearly died laughing

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    Leenie Poohposted 14 years ago

    I was acting goofy one day and my friend's 8 year old daughter said to me "Your blonde is showing". I'm a natural blonde masquerading as a redhead so I thought that was funny.

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    This last week my 4yo has had chicken pox.  On the third day he kept pestering me, "Mom, why did you give me chicken pox?"  I tried to ignore him, but he would not let up, so I finally told him it was because I couldn't find a common cold or the flu for him.  He glared at me, then shouted, "Why didn't you just get me candy?  I would have liked that!"  I about died laughing, while he saw nothing funny in the situation. 
    
    The next day he spent most of his time chasing his older brother, yelling, "Come here!  I am going to give you my chicken pox!" 

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    Papa Sezposted 14 years ago

    that would be "tet you Papa" for me after my 2-year old son gets what he wants

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    i was thanking my grown up son, for giving me a lift to the airport when returning home from a brief stay with him and his family.....
    
    I told him what a kind person he was, and he said well it would take me a lifetime to repay you and dad, for all you have done for us, i will probably never repay you.....
    
    He so meant it too, it was a lovely feeling, to hear him say that.

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    Max Sumerposted 14 years ago

    I was driving with my four year old daughter listening to a Fiona Apple cd.  I kept flipping through the tracks trying to find the song I was looking for.  My daughter yells at me and says "Mommy, would you just let the lady sing please."
    
    I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard.

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       rebekahELLEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love 4 year olds, they're so unabashedly honest!  very funny!
       
       I love when my sons tell me they love me, a parent never hears it too much.

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    muslima61posted 14 years ago

    3 little words ...... I LOVE YOU ........

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 14 years ago

    I just wrote a hub about this called "Kids say and do the craziest sh*t"
    
    I also just posted a similar hub topic to start more of these hubs.
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Kids-Say-And-Do … aziest-Sht

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 14 years ago

    And today, he got in trouble in school. I asked him "Why did you get in trouble again today?" He said, "I'm sorry mommy, it's just that my brain commands me to be bad!"

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    AnythingArtzyposted 14 years ago

    My oldest who is now 27 was 5 at the time when his uncle taught him how to whistle at the pretty girls. well while we were sitting in the car waiting on his dad he was in the back whisteling. I didn't give it another thought till a couple young girls gave me some very nasty dirty looks as they walked by. My son may have learned to whistle but was apparently too shy to let anyone see him do it so he was ducking down in the back seat. The girls thought I was the one whisteling. I was so embarassed.

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