I am Jesus Christ, these are the end days. Deny me and feel my wrath.

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   Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

   Oh ye oh ye, I have returned so be you followers of the good lord, follow me to the fire and soon we will drink in heaven, good wine, good friends, my big daddy god and the holy spirit.  Follow me now, follow me now, I am your lord.

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      If I follow you I'll step in your poop. Sorry can't do that

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         Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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   kirstenblogposted 15 years ago

   Must I follow? Can I not walk along side you instead? Following you into the fire is scary, fire scary, fire painful!

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   tantrumposted 15 years ago

   I'd rather go to Hell, thank you.

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Im coming too
      what the hell is this and why am I in here?

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   kirstenblogposted 15 years ago

   "Do not follow me for I might not lead,
   Do not lead me for I might not follow,
   Walk beside me and be my friend"

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   Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

   the humans misinterpreted me.  follow me into the fire, its the only way.  deny me and feel my wrath.

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   kephriraposted 15 years ago

   One portion of wrath please. Can I have fries with that?

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      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      coke for the drink?

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   Valerie Fposted 15 years ago

   Trying to come up with an insanity defense? What have you done?

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      Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I did it all, I am god, I made you.

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         Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         

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         lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks Buddy

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            Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            No worries sweetie buns

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   lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

   I think I feel it

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   Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

   don't need to prove my insanity honey, I already got that one sorted

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    One thing, could you have at least made me a little taller?Whats up with that?

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       Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I am god, one day is a million years, wait my child, your true height is yet to come.

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          lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You Rock God

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             Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I am god, I created you in my own image.  Do you like my breasts?

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                lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                well I have 2, so yes

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                   lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   I cant see yours

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                      Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Come into my office.

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                         lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         

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                Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                Chicken breasts, sauteed, are much nicer, thank you. I have a killer recipe if you need one.

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                   marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Killing is a Sin.

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                      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      here we go, buckle up your seatbelts

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                      lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      so is dogs eating babies

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                      Bovine Currencyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      Not according to the old testament.  Have you not read all my books?

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                      Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      You better stop poisoning those mice, swatting flies and let mosquitos suck yer messy blood, dude.

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                   lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   ha

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       Cagsilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Let's not make Lyrics any taller........then there wouldn't be anyone as tall as her.

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    Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

    The insects and vermin have ruled this earth too long!!!

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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    Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

    Do you like my new hair doo?

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       lyricsingrayposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       smoking hot dude

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    bloodnlatexposted 15 years ago

    Good Afternoon all....

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    Bovine Currencyposted 15 years ago

    nope, nearly half 3 in the morning   but happy times all the same!

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