Bald Vulvas...sexy?

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   I prefer a "bald" vulva.
   it just seems cleaner to me.
   The old saying goes: Turn 'em upside down and all vulvas looks the same."
   I don't agree with that. I think they are like fingerprints. All have their own "uniqueness.
   What'cha think?
   This is a perfectly valid and educational "thread."
   Will I be "dumped" for asking it?

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      Marisa Wrightposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Probably.  But personally, I can't understand the trend. Maybe it's just taking the American mania for hairlessness to the ultimate, or maybe it's the Western paranoia about cleanliness.  But hairless nether regions just look disturbingly like a child's to me,and I worry about men who find that attractive.

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         qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Marissa:
         That's what wanted...opinion.
         Thanks..:-)

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My g/f asked me to ask this one...she's considering.
      She uses a "clippers" on hers and keeps it short, but not so short it "itches" either one of us.
      She does a "bikini" trim. Which I think is nice nude or in a "bikini."
      if she wears a "thong," I'm gonna have to trim it to that...:-)

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         calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Tell her to try a landing strip lol x

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            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            its all the rage here in england lol xx

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            CAl:
            WE both like the landing strip.
            Has to be a short landing strip for the thong....lol

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               calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Bush Topiary is quite the thing i believe lol x

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         Marisa Wrightposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         If she's going to do it, it has to be wax or laser/IPL.  Never, ever shave - I can vouch for the fact that (for her) it will itch horribly as it grows back, and (for you) the feeling of prickly regrowth is not pleasant - beard rash?

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            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            your right when the hairs on my face grow back after shaving it is torture.
            Prickly and itchy as hell lol

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            frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            
            
            Wax that? Ohhhh that's gotta hurt. I once had a leg wax. Note I said 'leg'. I wouldn't let the beautician rip the the rest of the strip of. I grabbed her wrist, then  went home and sat in the tub 'til if came off.
            
            I can't imagine waxing a more sensitive place *eyes watering*

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               StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               It's really not so bad...and gets much easier the more you do it.

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                  frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  
                  
                  I'll never know, I have no intention of finding out
                  
                  As for the OP's question - I'm not in the habit of checking them out and I have a liking for the opposite sex so ... But I'm thinking you've got some good answers. What a fascinating hub it could make

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Is there a latino comic by the name of john leguzamo? Do I have that name right?

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         calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Yes Leguizamo he was in a film with patrick swayzee "too wong foo thanks for everything" when they dressed up as drag queens proper funny lol

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Right Cal!
            thanks...did you ever hear leguizamo tell his story of "Mothra?"

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               calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               no i didnt here that qwark, i like him though he is funny

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                  qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Cal:
                  Ya had to see him do this story.
                  
                  Daddy wanted his son to be "broken in" by a "lady-of-the-night." Took him to a house of "ill repute" and the boy picked out a girl named "Mothra."
                  She took him to a dark room upstairs and relieved the suffering child of his "virginity.
                  The boy told this story to the Dad; When we finished, she walked over to the window and raised it.
                  There was a bright moon shining that night.
                  She stood before the window in the light of the moon and began to slowly unwind the inside lips of her vulva...until her arms holding those batlike lips were spread wide to each side.
                  She turned her head back and winked at him and like a Moth, flew out the window toward the lite of the moon....!
                  I watched him do that story on TV and lmfao!!!

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                     calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     That is brilliant I will definitely watch that just for the laugh, lol

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                     calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Im sore with laughing already lol

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                        qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        He acted it out....made it live..I love his comedy!

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                           calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I love his comedy too! am gonna have to see it now  x

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                              qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Cal:
                              For some reason, I don't think she'd look good with a "bald" vulva...eh? Those sagging secondary lips?...naw, uh uh ...lol

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                                 calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 Would be enough to turn ya gay lol
                                 
                                 I should know !!!!! lol

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                                    calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    and the years of therapy to get over the shock lol........ yuk

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                                    qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    Cal:
                                    Got'cha.....lolol

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                                       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                       

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      Phoenix 69posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I don't care either way per se.  However, a bald one makes me weak in the knees.
      i also have to say that if I am going down on a woman and i have to stop to floss my teeth at an inoppurtune moment because she is not bald then I don't want to hear any complaints about the fact that I have to stop to pick a hair out of my teeth or off my tongue.

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   Christ on a cartoon. Or as MK puts it - jeebus on a velociraptor. What a lovely topic
   
   Specially for a Sunday. Have you eaten?

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Frogs legs are a delicacy I must have.
      I haven't eaten yet! y'ud better run
      "froggy!"...:-)

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      LiamBeanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      EATEN WHAT?!?!?

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         Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Liam is that Lily with you?

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   I definitely think they all have a little character of their own. They all have their own little hair-dos and what-nots.
   I am with Marisa not too sure about the Telly Savalas look.
   Nothing wrong with a neat little garden.

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      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      *lawls*

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Makes it easier to till1

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Can you interpret that please Logic lol?
         That went right over my head

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   Not my thing im afraid, But hi every one lol

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Cal!!!!

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      Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lmao

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         calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         me too lol

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   hey blonde!!!
   
   Its not a subject ive got much knowledge as you know but i like a challenge lol xxxx

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Nothing wrong with your suggestion of a landing strip. Sort of goes with my suggestion of pruning the hedge.

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         china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         you ain't pruning anything near me with your record of mixing patients - nurse bobbit!

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh come on China where is your adventure. I swear I only ever accidentally cut a ear lobe off in my hairdressing days.

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               calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Dont I know, Its healed thank you for asking lol xx

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  And you didn't feel a thing hey Cal?

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                     calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Not a thing but I had a nice haircut too lol xxx
                     
                     Fancy doing it again? xxxx

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                        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Ooooo you kinky thing.

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                           calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           hahahahaha lol........... Im bad!!!!

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                              blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Remember that girl who went into hospital with green pubic hair and a tattoo on it that said "Keep Off The Grass".
                              She woke the next morning to discover she had been shaved.
                              The note from the doctor next to her bed read "Sorry had to mow the lawn".
                              Remember that Cal?

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                                 calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 hahahahahahahhaaha
                                 I do, poor lass she never recovered from the shock,  but the G and the R faded after the operation and has not been seen in pubic since, i mean public lol

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               china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               A WHOLE ear lobe !!  do you realise how much flesh that is around those parts for any male ego !!!

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                  calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  lol lmao

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         qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Blonde:
         She lets me do the "pruning."
         That's my "expertise."   :-)

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   china manposted 14 years ago

   One of the most attractive parts of the body as it naturally hangs - but I can understand wanting to go for bald if in serious danger of bush fires.

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   especially if you smoke afterwards lol haahahahaha:)

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   WriteAngledposted 14 years ago

   I have no personal experience, but have heard it itches like buggery when the hairs grow back. I also assume that it would result in scratchy "five o'clock shadow" which would be somewhat irritating to the other party as well.

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   all I know is that you have to keep putting moisturizer on it to stop the itchiness, but could be difficult situation if your meeting with people lol

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    Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years ago

    It depends on the woman... I have seen them bald and liked them and I have seen them not bald and liked them...in fact...I'm pretty sure if I get to the point where I'm looking at one, I already like them...

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       good for you, wish i could say the same but genetics and such went weirdly wrong for me lol hahahaha

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          Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          different, doesn't make it wrong...

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             calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             that is true lol x

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                Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ...stop kissing me...lol

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                   calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   sorry...lol

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       china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       very pragmatic and true - At my age who cares if it is shaved or not !
       
       But those I have seen usually have ugly ingrowing hair spots and 5 O clock shadow is not cute - and when it grows a bit bonking against the grain is just kinda unpleasant !

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       Marisa Wrightposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       This is so true. The average male is just happy to get that far, he's not worrying too much what it looks like...

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That is right, I dont know much about it but all the straight blokes I know are like that lol.....

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    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    I wax about every 10-14 days..after you do it the first couple of times the hair grows back slower and much finer thus cutting down on the itching..The first time you wax will be the worst after that it's really nothing...And I do keep a landing strip!

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Im pleased I think lol How are you doing storm been ages lol

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       StormRyderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes Cal it's been ages..   Like one whole day.. Or was it two???

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          possibly two but thats a lifetime to me lol x

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    No!No!No! No more masturbating body parts!

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    torimariposted 14 years ago

    Shaved~landing strip is ok too.

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    Are we still talking about volvos I mean vulvas lol?

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh yes!!! Been a good topic ive come away with so much knowledge tonight that i could be on the turn lol xxxx

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