The Funniest Poem Ever Written

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   Each person must write a line of funny poetry and lets see how funny it can get, now watch the story unfold before your eyes lol
   this is just a bit of harmless fun so enjoy yourselves!!!!
   
   The crazy kids are at it again!!!!!!!!!!

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   I woke up feeling rather sad

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   It was not me who made you mad

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   I pulled my wooden leg on tight,

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      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and then i turned back on the light

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   I grabbed my teeth from beside the bed,
   
   

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      calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and secured my wig upon my head

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   covered the hump upon my back

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And saddled up "Big Ben" my yak.
      

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   it was then that I had discovered

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That my husband Bill had been suspiciously smothered.

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   Maybe I shouldn't have removed my bra

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   and then i nearly went to far

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    I started streaking up the street,

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    and nearly fell over me two left feet

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    upon this day that came to pass

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I was booked in hospital for a silicone ass.

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    My left cheak and my right cheak seen

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    I polished them up and made them clean

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    The doctor he gave two thumbs up

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       And gave me "Bob" his newborn pup.

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    He barked and barked so very loud

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Before long it drew a crowd

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    And then I saw him standing there,

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    With one shoe on, all else was bare

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Her drawers fell off and we did laugh

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Some one took a photograph

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    In this picture we did see

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       QuirkyPearlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       you and her and him and me

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    The four of us we can do

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       QuirkyPearlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       magic, magic, we can do magic

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    and you my dear, are a really rad chic!

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    And so we gathered in a circle
    Decided that some good hard work'll
    Open a rift in the universe...
    Little did we know we'd make it worse

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    So Cal's blowup doll thus met mine,
    Their plastic arms they did entwine,
    And as they went to passionately kiss,
    I stepped on one and heard a hiss.

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    TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

    All I could do was stand and wait
    While Cal's blowup doll, it did deflate
    And my pretty doll - denied its beau
    Shed a single, lonely tear of woe

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