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Funniest comment I have ever had

  1. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    I wanted to share this one with a few people who get upset at the comments they get on their hubs. I do get a lot of comments - some of them pretty nasty - I usually laugh at them, and this one is so funny, I am sharing:



    It is on my anti Kraft Macaroni and cheese rant:

    http://hubpages.com/hub/My-wifes-last-b … and-Cheese

    big_smile

    1. fierycj profile image75
      fierycjposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why the die? He really is touchy about food, aint he? big_smile

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image80
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol so did he tell you how he was really feeling lol

      bet your response was a doosie lol.

      oh and matt probably would love a 'Pastafarin' Hemp n mushroom.

    3. warchild75 profile image81
      warchild75posted 8 years agoin reply to this
    4. wesleycox profile image80
      wesleycoxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It seems this person really likes his Kraft Mac n' Cheese

  2. frogdropping profile image83
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    Words escape me. Excepting ones that begin with 'W' ...

    Wonderful and wow smile

  3. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    That is funny Mark. Matt is not a well unit is he?

  4. Lisa HW profile image70
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    I second the "wow".  That IS funny.  People apparently don't like it if you attack their beloved pre-packaged foods.  (That friendly "genius" apparently doesn't know that people with Down Syndrome have attended college and are often quite skilled at any number of things.)

  5. Pearldiver profile image78
    Pearldiverposted 8 years ago

    LTP - Lost the Plot. big_smile
    I hope you're following through with a hub on a Carbonara dish;
    eg: "How to cook macaroni dishes with Downs Syndrome & Cheese."

    1. Lisa HW profile image70
      Lisa HWposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Someone could really be controversial and write a Hub about cheese in a can.  I'd bet that would get a lot of hate mail.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image80
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Dont they already have that squirty stuff? eeeck

        1. Lisa HW profile image70
          Lisa HWposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          They do, and I'd bet if someone wrote a Hub knocking that "fine, aged, cheese product" they'd get death threats and insults too.  (There does seem to be an awful lot of LTPing going on these days, doesn't there?)

  6. nicomp profile image68
    nicompposted 8 years ago

    Mark, isn't it great when our readers create content for us?

    Remember, the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

  7. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 8 years ago

    That is funny.  Why the "die" - a threat or what may happen if you consume to much M&C?  big_smile

  8. Zsuzsy Bee profile image90
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 8 years ago

    hahahaha, Mark you get all kinds. What is it with weird comments lately. I got a few odd ones too in the past couple of weeks. But I really think this Dude's necklace is missing a few macaronis...

    We live in a world filled with some dooooozy characters...

  9. rmr profile image81
    rmrposted 8 years ago

    Maybe Matt really cares about you, Mark. He's just using tough love to scare you into a healthy diet, so you'll be around to write more hubs!

    Either that, or he's a complete wacko.

  10. Lisa HW profile image70
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    rmr, I think he hates Mark and wants him to die.   smile

  11. rmr profile image81
    rmrposted 8 years ago

    Yeah. I figured it was the complete wacko option.

  12. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    lol

    It certainly takes all sorts - I am not really sure of the point, but as nicomp says, it is free content. smile

    If anyone has me beat, feel free to share. I was more posting in the hope that a few people who get upset by these trolls would see how funny they are. lol

  13. Linki Sponsorowan profile image52
    Linki Sponsorowanposted 8 years ago

    How to cook macaroni dishes with Downs Syndrome & Cheese - this one i very fun

  14. Ron Montgomery profile image62
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    You should feel privileged to have so many kind souls willing to share THE TRUTH with you.

  15. kmackey32 profile image68
    kmackey32posted 8 years ago

    I just cant believe some people write stuff like that. I think he needs some medication. smile

    1. RooBee profile image75
      RooBeeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      For the love of god, no! This person's drug intake level needs to be scaled back if anything! lol

 
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