What makes girls good in BED?? any new tips?

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Yeah qwark, have my doubts, because if it stays like a lead pipe you have a problem.  That disorder does have a specific name, just can't remember it!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      it's called "hold it up with a crane"

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   You think?  Imagine how uncomfortable it must be to walk around with a lead pipe stuck in your pants.  I think he needs an enema to release the tension, BP>

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Haha I think so too Cin. Am browsing the catologue as we speak.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   We need to invent some kind of a deflater device for the poor man, to ease his discomfort

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sure brussel sprouts would do the job.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   I LURVE Brussel Sprouts, maybe cucumber?  I hate those!

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I loveee cucumber and hate brussel sprouts oh dear, perhaps some kidney beans.

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   Niteriterposted 14 years ago

   What make a girl really really exciting for me is a really really rich daddy.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Have you been a really really rich Daddy?
      how exciting !
      

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   Niteriterposted 14 years ago

   I continue my search for the secret to stirring your passions!

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You have to try harder.
      

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   Niteriterposted 14 years ago

   You are a hussy without mercy. You just keep stringing me along... and my heart is putty in your evil hands.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My hands are smooth, not evil.

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   Niteriterposted 14 years ago

   My heart is putty in your smoothly merciless hands.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you're wrong.
      I don't do hearts.
      But if you feel like that ,call a priest.
      You're possessed!
      
      

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   Niteriterposted 14 years ago

   I called a priest. She was of the opinion that I am a possession. And that if I felt like throwing a tantrum I should throw one somewhere in the Tropic of Capricorn.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So, who owns you ?
      Do you have a dominatrix?
      

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    inspireyourspiritposted 14 years ago

    Willingness to try new things!  Spice it up!

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    shazwellynposted 14 years ago

    Tips? BOBBIT! hehehex

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Just made love a few minutes ago, nice massage in front of the open fire, she was like butter in my hand......shes down making the tea now...shes great...

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       Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wow... I'm impressed...
       After all you send her to make tea and log in to write here!
       

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    dave272727posted 14 years ago

    We are overlooking the obvious answer....
    
    It's me
    j/k

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       Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ok.. Now..
       You're supposed to be married, right?

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       cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       (and you're married, not buried, heh)

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    dave272727posted 14 years ago

    

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    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    I DO . . . IF they date me often enough . . .

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       Black Lillyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It must be a very demanding job, WSP...
       Your efforts to make this world a better place are very much appreciated

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          wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks . . . I was an Eagle Scout so I am just trying to "do a good turn daily".
          Love the long hair!

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       Wendi Mposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL...you're too much WSP!

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          wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm not too much for you, leggy lady

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       Milla Mahnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You? Of course a pic could be misleading, but you don't look like that.

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          wsp2469posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I don't look like what?

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    women can be good in bed if they have a good grasp of their sensuality and explore more and adept with what makes them happy, they should also guide their partners to achieve fullest potential of their sexuality,

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    Wendi Mposted 14 years ago

    Or open!!!

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    Sab Ohposted 14 years ago

    What makes girls good in bed? ME!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    wsp2469posted 14 years ago

    Thinking they are pleasing someone like ME makes them good in bed.
    if they can please ME then they can please anyone!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       xo

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    sexeducationnowposted 14 years ago

    confidence in herself..and letting herself go free...

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    That the guy is wealthy, heterosexual, and single.

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       Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Money?  for real?

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    the light switch(just kidding ladies)

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    when they are kind enough to bring a few of their friends along

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Not eating Crisps

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    Princessaposted 14 years ago

    or hoovering the bed after they do?  LOL

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I like to make my man happy in bed by having fun with fresh cream. I have also made one of my girl friends happy with fresh cream but a different tub - as it was six months later - you know the cream would have gone off.

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Person in bed must be 100% girl.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Hoovering indeed -

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    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    1.  Lack of a penis
    2.  Lack of braces (ouch)
    3.  A vagine that does not hang low like a wizard's sleeve
    4.  Ability to fake an orgasm
    5.  Does not ask silly questions like "When is it my turn?" or "Is it in yet?", or "Why so quick?"
    6.  Does not fall a sleep
    7.  Does not mind if i want to watch the hockey game during relations
    8.  No sores or fluids coming out of areas they should not be
    9.  Like to @#%@%@% my $%!%@% in the @%@%^@^$ during !%@%@^@^ like a @#%@%^@^ in the @%@%^@^ while I @#%@^@^ and @#%@@^ her @#%@%^@^ while eating a turkey sandwich on rye
    10.  Charges a competitive rate

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Greek One you speak with the great wisdom of the Gods

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       Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       like the ancient Greek God of sex.. Testicles

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    qwarkposted 14 years ago

    I talked to my g/f on this one.
    We both agree that the girl has to be attractive and in shape, (hard body).
    ATTITUDE (really want it and make her man know it before and during).
    A tight muscular vagina that can sqeeze!
    A sqeaky clean vulva that makes a man want to perform oral sex!
    Tell the man what she likes and and guide him subtley to bring her to orgasm.
    Willing to try lotsa positions.
    Deep french kissing when ya can.
    Bring your lover close to orgasm and back off a little. Have him tell you when he's gonna lose it ...back off...try to make him save that orgasm until YOU are ready for it.
    When you are about to orgasm,
    Vaginally squeeze that penis and try to time your orgasm with his!
    As you both explode simultaneously, french kiss your man! Deep and passionately!
    As the passion subsides...look at him and tell him you could feel him 'cummming" in you!.. Damn baby!..that was good!
    My g/f just got outa the shower. I let her read this. She said: OH YEH!! ..print it!........and come with me!..lol  c,ya...:-)

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Also not passing wind when performing difficult positions - 69 was a good year for love making without wind

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       qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Irish:
       lololol...yeh try to control those...'specially the ones that will float a blanket to the ceiling....:-)

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