An Old But Probably True Joke

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   Deborah Sextonposted 13 years ago

   Three men were hiking through a forest...
   when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
   
   Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
   God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
   
   Poof!!!
   
   God gave him big arms and strong legs...
   and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
   
   
   After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
   God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
   
   Poof!!!
   
   God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
   and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once
   
   The third man prayed:
   
   'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
   
   Poof!!!
   
   HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
   
   She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...and walked across the bridge

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      Betty Reidposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Cute.

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

     "Map..who needs a map.  I know exactly where we are".  Duh!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      o Tim

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   calpol25posted 13 years ago

   I love that one its a corker!!!!!

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   LMAO!!

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      calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hi blonde lol

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hey Cal how is it hanging?
         Great to see you. xo

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            calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Im ok thanks xx How are you? hows things down under? xxx

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               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Yea pretty cool! Have been flat strap lol.

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                  calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Im glad your ok though xxx

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                     blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     So when is your next hub Cal?

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                        calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        I just published it Television Adverts

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   calpol25posted 13 years ago

   I have just finished a hub on taking the pee out of adverts I really want to do this in the future as there are loads that could be potential calpols lol

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      Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds interesting to me.  We get so flooded with advertising, it's a good thing to make fun of!

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         calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         We should all get together and get a film crew and just make our own show lol

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            Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Ha!  Yes!

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I am a film producer and movie star have you seen this hub flick I did LMAO!!!
            Oops better start a thread lol

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               calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Great stuff!!!! You can be our boss lol

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh cool Cal I must come have a sticky beak. Oh I got to go make a crazy new thread somewhere.

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            calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Ok im looking for your thread lol

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               Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I wanna see you and Blonde in the movie.  You both look like good actors to me!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Go have a look at my fun thread Paradise I starred in a horror flick did you know haha.

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                     Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     No!  REally!  Hey!  I always thought you had the whole glam thing going for ya!

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                  calpol25posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  thank you paradise blondepoet and me will make a movie I hope lol

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                     Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Whoooo Hooooo!

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   Paradise7posted 13 years ago

   Very sute, gotta love it!

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   Jane@CMposted 13 years ago

   

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