Do you every experience flatulance in public and pretend it was someone else?

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   backporchstoriesposted 13 years ago

   Do you every experience flatulance in public and pretend it was someone else?
   
   Flatulance is such a natural order of the body, but often we are embarassed from the sound and the aroma.  Do you ever blame the next person for the natural disturbance.

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   MickSposted 13 years ago

   No I fart away to my hearts content without a care in the world.

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   Squirrelgonzoposted 13 years ago

   Hahaha....No, but I have walked around a mall or two with a fart machine to see how people would react to it. Hilarious!

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      backporchstoriesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Shame on you!   (giggle)

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   IDONOposted 13 years ago

   No. But you just did on Hubpages. I bet that's not your pic.

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      backporchstoriesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ??? what?  HUH?  I fail to understand.  I am real and not ashamed!  Getting good response so far and a hub is forthcoming about the health factors and risk envolved!  Thank you so much!

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   paxwillposted 13 years ago

   The farting scapegoat...I think this is precisely the reason why some people have dogs and/or kids.

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      backporchstoriesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yup, my father was good at throughing the blame.  He would saym, "seriously Jill, was that neccessary?"

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   rutleyposted 13 years ago

   Daily........walking farts, standing farts, kneeling farts....hope I'm not sitting on a metal chair farts, loud, long, not enough bag rattling to muffle, wet farts, dry farts,
   rotten farts, get the mop out farts, every step of the stairway farts, tie your shoe farts, barely have your eyes open in the morning gigantic farts, my inner alarm clock, kids are afraid to bring friends home because you might fart......................
   I just say to them all......."put it on my headstone.....she had gas"!   Farts are funny and I don't give a crap if anyone doesn't think so!  Large family.........toilet humor was all the entertainment we had!   Still get a kick out of it today! Even wrote a hub about it!

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      backporchstoriesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Awesome.  Love the proud feeling!

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