Beautiful scenery, warm weather, peace and quiet but company not too far away if I want it. It would need to be a family and dog friendly place. Lots of places to walk and explore with a lot of historical interest sites - the older the better. This would be a holiday that I could just be free to be who I am. No constraints, no nosey parkers, just a few like-minded souls. This would be total freedom - at least for a little while.