Why was Peter Peter a pumpkin eater?

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  1. Goody5 profile image63
    Goody5posted 5 years ago

    Why was Peter Peter a pumpkin eater?

  2. duffsmom profile image60
    duffsmomposted 5 years ago

    Because he has a wife and could 't keep her. -------------------------------------------the poor guy had to do something.

    1. Michele Travis profile image68
      Michele Travisposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      lol,  great answer.  I was going to comment, but you gave a good answer!

  3. flashmakeit profile image68
    flashmakeitposted 5 years ago

    Because his wife was a cheater so he made her stay in a pumpkin so he could keep her and he ate her.  He learned how to read and write and that really helped because she wanted a man with an education.

  4. Charlu profile image80
    Charluposted 5 years ago

    OK  Here it is in a nut shell (opposed to a pumpkin shell) 

    First off Peter Peter as so many others of us do, loved pumpkin and I mean just loved it. He also was an emotional eater so when he couldn't keep his wife he indulged in one of his all time favorites pumpkin.  When he finished the pumpkin and began looking at the empty shell, he realized he could keep his wife in there and keep her very well.  This solved both his emotional eating problem and keeping his wife, so they lived happily ever after.

    Wow I totally have way to much time on my hands. lol

  5. kj force profile image72
    kj forceposted 5 years ago

    Pumpkin seeds are very healthy and high in fiber.. Peter being diabetic ( not many knew of this issue ) a high fiber diet helps to control the sugar..He also had a knack for growing very large pumpkins and made a very lucrative income by selling them..I mean have you priced them lately ? so stands to reason he would choose to ingest his product..as for his wife, he couldn't keep up with her demands... as she was high maintenance and would have preferred he grow
    " KARATS "....just a thought...

 
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