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The Tales Of Bobby Popzilla A Aussie Ocker
Thought it was bout' time I brought a little piece of Australia to your hearts. I am honoured to pay tribute to a great Aussie legend, Bobby Popzilla. Grab your stubby and sit back me mates. Deadset, this is the Dinky-di.!!!
In the outback Australia,
In the town of Chinchilla,
Lived an extraordinary man,
Named Bobby Popzilla
Now Bobby's birth father,
Drew Thomas Popzilla,
Was so fierce and grouse,
That he scared ole' Godzilla
His mother named Dora,
Had a passion for guns,
She would lurch in the fields,
Shooting cream buns.
Dora, drew wages,
From the freak show in town,
Stretching her lips,
Til they hung to the ground.
Drew slurped on his XXXX,
24 hours a day,
Cussing and ranting,
"Can't help that I'm gay."
When Drew's belly grew wider,
Than the whole blooming town,
Dora exploded,
And tied hubby down.
Poor little Bobby,
Dared never to speak,
Born with one testicle,
He only did shriek.
His only real friend,
Was Ringo Shaboo,
The product of crossing,
A pooch with a roo.
When Bobby turned 20,
He packed up his swag,
And headed for Roma,
Dressed in mere rags.
Tired and hungry,
After days in the scrub,
He sat picking his nose,
While chewing a grub.
He listened intently,
As he heard footsteps draw near,
And there in the bushes,
Suddenly a woman appeared.
"Eek eek", he did mutter,
As he raised his club high,
"This woman", he pondered,
Wants a bit on the sly.
"Can you help me" she muttered,
For me wagon broke down,
And I've lost my wee dentures,
Somewhere, here on the ground".
"I'm late for me bingo,
It started at four,
Was adjusting me side mirror,
When I shot through the door."
"Me name is Pandora,
And I'm only a midget,
I only have mishaps,
When I'm tempted to fidget."
Drew simply stared,
His heart was a' thumping,
At this little plump creature,
That he wouldn't mind humping..........
...............................................................
Two years have now passed,
In the town of Banana,
Where the couple got married,
By 'Acka' the farmer.
Pandora is glowing,
Her belly a growing,
With Drew ploughing the fields,
For his annual weed sowing.
His profits in farming,
Have prospered the pair,
He now struts down the streets,
In his gold underwear.
The locals inspired,
By this one baller 'ocker,
That they've built a new clinic,
On the site that he knocked 'er.
If you are ever a travellin
Be sure to stop by,
To the town of Bannana,
For this aint a lie.
© Deb Murray 2009
HEY TRUE BLUE
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