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AEvans And Blondepoet's World Adventures

Updated on June 8, 2010
Our World Safari
Our World Safari

Up Up and away

    For those who were not aware I had the good fortune to travel through Europe, Asia and the United States earlier this year with my good friend and side-kick AEvans.

    I have to say the holiday was totally awesome, despite a few set backs we incurred along the way. For two months we trekked our way across the vast continent, experiencing new and exciting cultures, while bringing to life some of AEvan's dearest wishes, documented in http://hubpages.com/hub/Run-Naked-Part-II--96-Other-Things-I-Wish-To-Do-Before-I-Leave-This-Earth. So sit back, relax, as I share with you a few of the highlights of our World Tour.

   May I say my flight to Hong Kong did not go smoothly.I was appalled by my economy seat, so I nudged AEvans telling her I was making my way to first class, despite the horror on her face. Finding myself a lovely seat in first-class I swiftly parked my wee posterior. First to approach me was a distressed air hostess. She explained to me that this was not my seat, would I mind going back to the seat that was intended for me. I answered her, "I am blonde, beautiful and I am going to Hong Kong." Sheepishly she wandered off. Next to approach me was a male steward who advised me it would be in my best interests to go back to my old seat. I answered him yet again, "I am blonde, beautiful and I am going to Hong Kong".

    Minutes later along came the pilot of the vessel. He bent over me and whispered softly in my ear. He smelt alright too may I say if I may be so bold. Promptly I sprang up and raced back to my old seat next to AEvans. "What did the pilot say", she whimpered, "You never listened to anyone else." I turned to her, noting the look of curiosity embezzled in her eyes."He said first class does not go to Hong Kong AEvans". I hoped she would understand. Doh!!

HONG KONG HIGHLIGHTS

Mrs Yeung was so charming and offered to us to stay for lunch
Mrs Yeung was so charming and offered to us to stay for lunch

Mrs Yeung's home-cooked meal

AEvan's face dropped when she saw Mrs Yeung cooking.
AEvan's face dropped when she saw Mrs Yeung cooking.

   Hong Kong, oh what a place. First stop was to visit Dr Yeung . He as you know is a magical writer, on Hub Pages as well as being a damn fine surgeon in real life.

Check him out at

http://hubpages.com/profile/Benson+Yeung

   Much to our dismay he was not in, but his charming wife was most kind and gracious, and invited us to lunch. I also offered to wax her quite noteable chin hair and upper lip after our meal.

   "I can't eat this", cried AEvans gazing down at the roasted scorpions in her wee hand. I gave her a quick nudge,"Well you said in your wishes you wanted to eat snake."     

Oops we crashed

We hired a rent-a-car in Paris, France.We both were so busy practising our lines for our Hollwood audition we had a slight mishap
We hired a rent-a-car in Paris, France.We both were so busy practising our lines for our Hollwood audition we had a slight mishap

EUROPE HIGHLIGHTS

PARIS

   Oh wee wee mes petits chérubins.....oolahlah, Europe was just unbelievable. When we reached Paris we decided a rent-a-car would be the best option. We used our time in the car to practise our lines for our much awaited audition in Hollywood, which we managed to swing with famous producer Bill Ding.

   Just a little insight as to how we ended up in an industrial bin. Heavens forbid. I never got time to paint my nails. I can't understand why the rental place was so mad, I mean after all we paid extra for insurance..

"AEvans can you pass me the toenail polish.YIkes what are you doing you can't plug your hairdryer in the lighter....Oh can I borrow your lippie......AEvans omg look out for the ..........

LONDON

We made heaps of friends travelling through Europe.
We made heaps of friends travelling through Europe.

MONGOLIA

AEvans was always picking up strays off the street
AEvans was always picking up strays off the street
I distracted the traffic while AEvans broke into KFC to discover their secret recipe
I distracted the traffic while AEvans broke into KFC to discover their secret recipe

GREECE

    For those of you who have read AEvan's huge list of what she wants to do before she leaves the Earth, you would be familiar with the fact that in her life-time she wanted to know the secret recipe for KFC. On our second day in Greece, AEvans came up with a wonderful plan to achieve this meaty wish. While I stood in the street and diverted traffic from the KFC store, she broke in through the back door with a crow-bar to fossick the joint. At the end of the day the only rewards from this adventure was extremely sore legs and a flour covered off-sider.

HOLLAND

We as nature lovers saw some beautiful ornamental gardens especially in Amsterdam. We couldn't understand why we were so fascinated with this tree...
We as nature lovers saw some beautiful ornamental gardens especially in Amsterdam. We couldn't understand why we were so fascinated with this tree...

INDIA

Taken in Delhi,India.There we met world famous snake Mr Smoking Joe.He taught AEvans and I how to blow smoke rings.
Taken in Delhi,India.There we met world famous snake Mr Smoking Joe.He taught AEvans and I how to blow smoke rings.
AEvans and myself gave ice fishing a go. How the hell were we supposed to know we were in a bloody ice skating rink
AEvans and myself gave ice fishing a go. How the hell were we supposed to know we were in a bloody ice skating rink

ICE FISHING

   AEvans and I studied numerous reference books before undertaking this marvellous sport. On our third day in Alaska we ventured out to the ice to test our many acquired skills. After digging our first hole, we had no success. We pouted while moving a little further North in hope we would have better luck.. After three failed attempts, we were interrupted by a booming voice, "WE WILL BE CLOSING THE ICE SKATING RINK IN APPROX 10MIN".. ........

Shalin's garden was full of delightful Bhang plants.
Shalin's garden was full of delightful Bhang plants.



A NEAR BUST AT THE AIRPORT

Let me share with you a re-enactment  to Delhi Airport, after a wonderful visit to Hub Pages', one and only Shalini Kagal's property. Her famous article on the properties of Bhang can be read at http://hubpages.com/hub/HubMob-Weekly-Topic-Spring-in-India

"Blondpoet what is that smell drifting from our luggage?,"asks AEvans. "Can't smell nothing", I reply.

"It smells like weed", AEvans mutters.

"Oh yes ha ha", I cry. "I took a little sample from one of Shalin's Bhang plants (marijuana plant) for us. I am sure she won't mind".

"Blondepoet for Christ's sake we are about to go through customs are you crazy."

"Of course I am crazy but please, AEvans, I want it.....please..come on.... Shalini said it was good for you. She says it is supposed to raise you to the plane of ecstasy."

This was our first real fight in our entire trip. As we wrestled the bhang, we clawed each other, pulled each other's hair and swore violently. In the ensuing violence, a lightning bolt struck the side of the car and the Bhang was instantly destroyed. Grrrrr


IRELAND

AEvans received her biggest err wish while abroad. She visited Dr Rigid Digit for breast implants
AEvans received her biggest err wish while abroad. She visited Dr Rigid Digit for breast implants
The best part was bringing the awesome souvenirs we collected home. Our excess baggage fee skyrocketed
The best part was bringing the awesome souvenirs we collected home. Our excess baggage fee skyrocketed

SOUVENIRS

We bought some bonza souvenirs to take home to our loved ones. Amsterdam was the best place to shop up big. From there we purchased some cool blow-up dolls for a few lonely friends back home, amongst other super cool speciality items, that blew us away. We even bought a real flesh and blood, 40yr old Mama, for Grandad back home. We couldn't help but notice the poor woman, had her entire apartment adorned with red bulbs. "Poor lady," I remarked to AEvans, "she must be colour-blind". She was so overcome with gratitude that she never said one word when we replaced the ugly red ones with new 100watt clear light bulbs.

YOGA

AEvan's made sure we kept fit on our travels.In this particular picture she actually got a little stuck and I had to dial 911
AEvan's made sure we kept fit on our travels.In this particular picture she actually got a little stuck and I had to dial 911

MY ATTEMPTS AT EXERCISE DIDN'T GO FAR

"No AEvans I aint doing that yoga crap, you nearly made a dim-sim of yourself yesterday. I am going to just sit here and pretend I am a cheerleader.Omg AEVAN'S GO PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON
"No AEvans I aint doing that yoga crap, you nearly made a dim-sim of yourself yesterday. I am going to just sit here and pretend I am a cheerleader.Omg AEVAN'S GO PUT SOME UNDERWEAR ON

Loch Ness Cottage

'Loch Ness Cottage'.I feel so bad I burnt it to the ground.I was just making some hamburgers. AEvans we have to get out of here.........fast...
'Loch Ness Cottage'.I feel so bad I burnt it to the ground.I was just making some hamburgers. AEvans we have to get out of here.........fast...

SCOTLAND

Travelling through Europe, we stayed at the cream of the crop.I have to tell you we had a little hiccup in a five star cabin we stayed in, 'Loch Ness Cottages',just south of Glasgow. You see I forgot to turn off the grill after making us girls some pepperoni patties. I was too interested in watching AEvans riding a mechanical bull in the courtyard outside, that I didn't notice the smoke blazing out the fancy French windows.We have heard since our stay there, they have demolished the remains of the cottage.

Busking For Supper In Boogy Street

Still not receiving any pay from our photo-shoots we realised that we were broke. AEvans and I were forced to sing for our supper. here is a snap of AEvans trying to use her sex appeal to get some quick bucks.
Still not receiving any pay from our photo-shoots we realised that we were broke. AEvans and I were forced to sing for our supper. here is a snap of AEvans trying to use her sex appeal to get some quick bucks.

SINGAPORE

We visited famous fortune teller Miss Dee Struction in a shady little street in SIngapore
We visited famous fortune teller Miss Dee Struction in a shady little street in SIngapore

"Follow that sign AEvans woot"

In China We Marvelled At The Monkeys

Me on the cover of Vogue can you believe it ?
Me on the cover of Vogue can you believe it ?
We posed for fake magazine covers.Little did we know they were planning to sell our white asses
We posed for fake magazine covers.Little did we know they were planning to sell our white asses

FINALLY HOLLYWOOD

   We purposely saved Hollywood as our trip's finale. We stayed four nights at the Hollywood Celebrity Hotel, a snazzy little motel nestled in Orchid Avenue.
Our audition with Bill Ding was scheduled on the night before our departure so we had some time to go wild. We were sitting in the Wine Bar,sipping Frozen cosmopolitan cocktails, the same night we arrived, when we were approached by several high profile magazine editors, who begged us to grace their glossy covers.Can you believe it? We were delirious imagining we would be famous, in demand Super-Stars. Oh it was the bees knees!.

    Unfortunately our covers never made it to the newsstand. We found out at the second photo shoot they were actually Muslims, who planned to kidnap and sell us as white slaves in the black market of Saudi Arabia.We managed to escape through the powder room window in a frenzied panic attack.We used AEvan's backward dim sim trick to assist us in squeezing through the narrow window panes. If there are any magazine editors wishing to hear the full horrific story,we are willing to sell our tale for a mere $AU300,000.(just give us a little time to make up the rest of the story, OK)

AS A FINAL NOTE

Unfortunately Mr Bill Ding passed away the day before our audition. They say he was strangled by an irate budding actress, after he tried to get a little fresh. Sigh! However us gals, disappointed as we were, managed to re-book the audition for September 7th,2015. It's a long way off but.......as dear little Forest Gump once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates". Err speaking of chocolate I have a chocolate Royal to go drink, so to everyone out there I bid you, "adieu mes amis ". Til we meet again my friend.

Copright 2009 Deb Murray

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      healthcarelink 4 years ago

      Awesome video! especially about the cooking ribs...

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      kerjawa 5 years ago

      LMAO Haha Pam you have me laughing now too

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      blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

      Haha Magic oh do tell me more. Look us girls will come see you on our next trip for sure. Hope you know what to do with two live birds lol. We are a handful I can tell you. It will be our pleasure. :)

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      @MagicBoy 6 years ago from Qatar

      Two of the hottest girls on HP on a trip..sounds too intriguing to resist..a wonderful read, totally a wild ride..was just wondering if guys were also invited on your next trip..dont know when that is though..take care…

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      blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

      Oh Steve you will never be the same again LMAO. Can't wait. We will cook you pancakes for breakfast on the house :)

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      Steven Escareno 6 years ago

      Wow, a visit from two lovely girls like yourselves? I can't wait then. ;)

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      blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

      Hey Steve wow great to see you, oh yes AE and I were like wild coyotes when let loose. Hey we are planning another trip soon and are going to swing by to see you. Don't worry I won't write anything incriminating here.

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      Steven Escareno 6 years ago

      wow, that's quite a story bp. I never realized you and aevans had that many wild adventures together. I would've loved for your story to be turned into a movie, with both you starring as yourselves, as I bet it would've made a great movie. However, I had a lot of fun reading this, as this probably the best hub I've ever read on here.

      I'm glad to hear you girls made out of the slavery scam okay and that you both survived the car accident. however, i do agree with aevans about eating scorpions, as that's just gross. lol

      anyway thanks for the great read. i hope you and her get to go on another wacky adventure soon, as i look forward to hearing about it. :)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hey there Saddlerider great to see you this morn. Oh we had a blast. Must admit, yes there was a few broken hearts laying in the street but what can a gal do LMAO? We must look you up when we do our trip this year. You better take out insurance first lol. :)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh Blake I would be disappointed if you stopped giving it to me. It is like that Michael Jackson song "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough".x0

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      saddlerider1 7 years ago

      You two girls are a HOOT together, you left your mark in each place you traveled to or was it your scent. I'm sure you broke a lot of men's hearts along the way. I thought the KFC statement and the yellow bikini was a riot. Why do blondes look so great in yellow bikinis? hmmmm

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Ummm Well I don't know how to tell you this, I would have thought that you'd have noticed by now. Well I guess someone has to tell you...

      That isn't my backbone!

      Do you want me to keep giving it to you?

      ;-O

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hiya Blake and remember without the clothes proves you are blonde hahaha. Oh you haven't seen it all yet my dear friend. Thank-you so much for your wonderful support, you truly have been my number one fan with all the great comments and backbone you have been giving me. xo

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      Blake Ford Hall 7 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

      Wow wow wow...as Kylie Minogue would say.

      Did you spend the entire trip in with only a yellow bikini

      and a cheerleading outfit on. My gosh in Mongolia that would probably be some kind of high treason.

      I know what I would do with you if I caught you dressed that skimpy, and you haven't even committed any crime here in the states. Where were your nursing clothes BP.

      Remember clothes make the blonde...

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hey there Quincy you cute little ball of fluffy fur. Oh us chicadees sure know how to rock de house down. You da bees knees. :)

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      QuincyDaWonderDog 7 years ago

      dis adventure is even more excellent dan Bill & Ted's, and dose guys knew how to party! I ams rating dis UP. 'k, bai...

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Thanks so much Suzy. Have a great day. xo

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      suzy47uk 7 years ago from devon

      Really enjoyed this hub hun xxx

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Lol thanks Moulik

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      Moulik Mistry 7 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

      I think you traveled all around the world - excellent hub and enjoyable writing...

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Well you certainly are running a temperature. May have to test your blood pressure now. :)

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      Mikel G Roberts 7 years ago from The Heartland

      Is it hot in here?

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh my Mikel would you care for me to check your temperature, I am fully qualified. :)

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      Mikel G Roberts 7 years ago from The Heartland

      I wonder why I always seem to feel strangely...um...you know... after I visit your hubs???

      *sigh*

      again, Mikel (Officer Smith says Hello)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh drej2522 us girls are coming to see you soon on out next vacation. I hope your nerves are good ROFL.

      Hahah bonny2010 that is hilarious. I am just so chuffed the family enjoyed reading of our adventures.

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      bonetta hartig 7 years ago from outback queensland

      Shame on you - my granddaughters are still cacking themselves - me I had to give it up on account of my frail old age - even the joey's poked their heads out to see whatall the hooting was about.

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      drej2522 7 years ago from Augusta, GA

      wow, looks like one hell of an adventure.

      ha, and the monkey video, gross but hilarious! Haha

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Hey there Peggy sure thing, I hope you have life insurance though. :)

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      Peggy Woods 7 years ago from Houston, Texas

      Loved this adventure trip. Hahahahaha! Can I go with you next time???

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      LMAO and it is a pleasure to see you each time AE. Can't wait too the final sequel this year after our big cruise ship adventure we have planned xo

      LMAO Cheeky Girl so glad you dropped in,humour is my second skin ROFL :)

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      Cassandra Mantis 7 years ago from UK and Nerujenia

      I can see there's some in house jokes here, but whatever the heck kind of "trip", you had, I hope you had as good a time doing it as I had reading and laughing about it! Great entertaining hub!

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      Julianna 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      I always have to come back and read this adventure it certainly always makes my day! :)

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Oh Mickey flattery will get you everywhere so glad you approve. Have a great day :)

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Very, very funny. I've got to check out more of your stuff now. Saw your input on "Funride".

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      blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

      Haha crazy lot arent we? And lovin it lol. Thankyou so much for stopping by :)

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      pinkhawk 7 years ago from Pearl of the Orient

      hahaha! fantastic adventure loaded with fun! this burst me to giggle...up up and away! how i wish i could also join the mirth of flying!haha! thank you ma'am for sharing! :)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL larrybass I am so glad you liked it. AE pushed me into going to such extremities lol. There is always plenty of adventure when it involves me(hugs)

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      larrybass 8 years ago from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

      ROFL! :-) You are TOO Funny! I like the pic of you in the Cher leader garb and that caption really cracked me up. Woot Woot! :-)

      Lookin' forward to reading more of your adventures...

      Have a good one,

      lb

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Lol Jeremy this has been the only place I do talk to people I have no Skype and do not use Msn no-more so I talk to my friends here. xo

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      someoneyouknow 8 years ago

      u talk every seconds on hub but u dnt talk to me its sad

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi loua welcome to hubpages! Thanks a million for the super comments. Yes it is heaps fun here you will love it.

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      loua 8 years ago from Elsewhere, visiting Earth ~ the segregated community planet

      I'm new to this hub blogging stuff; but you sure make it look like fun. I like your style.. It amusing and I'm getting addicted to it... I love to be amused...You have a flair for it... Well, thanks for being...

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      loua 8 years ago from Elsewhere, visiting Earth ~ the segregated community planet

      I'm new to this hub blogging stuff; but you sure make it look like fun. I like your style.. It amusing and I'm getting addicted to it... I love to be amused...You have a flair for it... Well, thanks for being...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO thank-you Dolores (I adore the name Dolores by the way it is the ultimate). You just can't take little ole AE anywhere without getting in trouble, or is it the other way around, xoxo

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      Dolores Monet 8 years ago from East Coast, United States

      blondepoet, you are a riot. what a swell trip, i'm sure one that you and aevans will never forget - and you've got the pictures to prove all those wild stories!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thanks so much Beth, I learned a very important lesson from my experience, you can't take AE any-where!!!ROFL.

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      Beth100 8 years ago from Canada

      This is great! lmao through the whole hub...love the tours you and AEvans had!!! Great memorable pics!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO Fiery you sure like that bar. I thought I had seen you some-where before. Do you know...this is really true..when I went to Singapore a few years ago..this nearly happened to my girl-friend and I, kid-napped by these two Arabian men. It ended up with a huge chase through a under-ground car- park, boy oh boy, I never would have cooked on the barby back in Australia again.

      I guess that is where I got this idea lol. Thanks so much for coming by you add a great fire to my page. (hugs)

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      fierycj 8 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

      No, no. What I'm I nuts? I was at the bar with my mobile phone. Was actually hiding out there. Don't ask me why. You dont wanna know. Or maybe you do wanna know. But as my Cosa Nostra friends would say, forgetaboutit. Hey, funny hub. I liked the part where the Arabians wanted to kidnap you guys. You would have ended up being sex-slaves to some Sheikh dude. You think you're kinky - those randy bastards would make your deeds seem like a nun's. No kidding. Hilarious hub.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Heyyyy Fiery what are you at the pub with your lap-top ROFL, are you serious?? I am just happy that you took the time to come here in the middle of a beer. xo

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      fierycj 8 years ago from The Fiery Heart of Africa

      great pictures...i'm at a bar right now. we'll be back to read the hub.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh TheBestWriter what a surprise oh yes you are the best. xox

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      TheBestWriter 8 years ago from Earth

      :)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL Trooper do not despair for we are travelling in the next few weeks and will certainly stop off in Chicago. Haha you never saw that tree how the heck did you miss it. I think I saw more things in Amsterdam than I did in the entire trip.

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      trooper22 8 years ago from Chicago

      And they didn't stop in Chicago!....I feel cheated!

      This was a first class hoot!

      I have been to Amsterdam btw, I don't seem to remember seeing that tree there. Although I haven't been there for much longer than I care to admit, I did make stop in that park. Can a tree be fertalized....er um, nevermind.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ROFL isis I sure will. xox

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      lol bring it on can hardly wait to see it

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      LMAO isis look out for part two of this tale making it's debut very shortly. Let me tell you it gets worse lol. xox

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      bring the havoc on I am ready for it lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hiya Uriel lol I got to agree, we are true nuts, especially this one writing this, and loving it may I say. Thanks a million for your much appreciated comment.

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      Uriel 8 years ago from Lebanon

      I hope you people can come here, and see the true nut cases we got here.. Awesome picuters! and about the weed hehhe cool move ! i hope u enjoyed your time :D... Germany and croatia are my dream places:D..<3 the pics...

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh thankyou CT, indeed we had a ball on this trip as you can tell LMAO.Next time AE is not driving, we had some major prangs I can tell you loooooool.

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      Curious Traveller 8 years ago from United Kingdom

      Well, I can see that we really need to add a little bit more spice and variety to our travel adventures! It is amazing what a little bit of imagination can achieve. The next time we take off on one of our jaunts, we will approach it from an entirely different perspective.

      Fantastic Hub, great reading and thoroughly entertaining. Well done - and we hope to read about more of your adventures soon!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahah GM darn it I always seem to be laughing around this joint. My humour never slows down, it's insane. Aww thanks heaps for the kind praise. I agree totally with you on that one LMAO. Am trying to convince everyone else of it too. (hugs)

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      GeneriqueMedia 8 years ago from Earth

      First class never go to Hong Kong.. ;)

      AWESOME!

      I wish I had seen this before. You're a witty and foxy Aussie. ;)

      G|M

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Prepare for all havoc Isis LMAO

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      that would be wonderful

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thanks so much isis on our next journey we will come and visit you for sure.xoxox

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      isis_dreams2002 8 years ago

      omg look out countries that you two go for a holiday you both will rock there world keep it up love the hub and the pic's outstanding very funny

      mandy

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi futonfraggle LMAO I am so glad you enjoyed it, be sure to see the sequel making its debut next month. Oh yes we have saved hard, for our next trip, can't wait

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      futonfraggle 8 years ago

      LOL! Hilarious, Blonde. Great Hub. I think soda came out of my nose when I read the caption of the picture, above "AEvans was always picking up strays off the streets."

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi Aragon500, yes she certainly is. Thanks for coming by.

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      Aragon5000 8 years ago

      lol this is crazy! AEvans is one cool chick! Glad y'all had fun lol

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahaha jxb7076 we are indeed crazy. Oh that monkey whatever he is, he is not normal LMAO

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      James Brown 8 years ago from United States of America

      WOW, talk about adventurers! You gals really took advantage of life and that monkey pissing in his mouth must be an American Republican, or maybe he's an American Democrat.  Perhaps he's a Liberal Republican or a Conservative Democrat which makes him an Independent. It's hard to tell from his position! He should run for president, or Prime Minister, or some very high political office!

      Anyway, great hub and thanks for sharing!   

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha badcompany99 I am so glad. I had many a laugh myself putting this all together. I can't wait to do the sequel LMAO.(hugs)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Thankyou countrywomen.Yes my imagination does get away with me.My mind never stops lol

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      countrywomen 8 years ago from Washington, USA

      WOW!! You did visit some interesting places with interesting experiences. I must say your imagination really runs wild. You are a bold girl and if you really are keen on such adventures then may your dreams be fulfilled. :D

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hi G-ma lol yes it was an enormous amount of fun, if I say so myself. I would love to hear your story one day, perhaps you should write it. If our adventure reminds you of your trip it must be a beauty LMAO.Life can certainly see us in some pickles that is for sure.Thankyou so much for coming by

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      Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      MY MY sounds like it was fun...reminds me of a trip me and a friend tok with our 5 kids...long story...but I should consider writing it...you did...Good job...Thanks for the laughs...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh kool James I had never heard of it

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      jmashore 8 years ago

      Mammoth is a ski town in the winter and a fishing town in the summer. Most beautiful place in the Western US IMO.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Awww Patricia, that is so sad to here but hey, stick with us, and we will bring you some rumble and groove back, guaranteed. I can just picture you with your fish net stockings and silver iridescent little dress doing the can can where we went, yahooooooooo.

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      Patricia Costanzo 8 years ago from Behind the Redwood Curtain

      Next time I want to come.  My sad humdrum life could use a little shaking up, and I think you are just the women for the job.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Haha I can assure you sixtyorso with us in it....it will go up in smoke LMAO

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      You girls could do a road trip using the "Chitty Chitty" Bhang Bhang vehicle and hopefully it won'y all go up in smoke!

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      James what is Mammoth I have never heard of it

      LMAO Shalini oh hell yes. I don't care what AE thinks I am coming back for more bhang through thick and thin

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      Shalini Kagal 8 years ago from India

      omg - that was such fun! Remind me the next time to pack the bhang up well so it doesn't - er - smell and no lightning bolt blasts it to smithereens!!

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      jmashore 8 years ago

      Disneyland is great but you have to head up to Mammoth in the summer. You will never see a more beautiful place in your life. Plus Disneyland is more like a weeklong trip it is so damn big and crowded this time of year. Also, more time in Vegas. I could show you the places the people on vacation don't know about. I spent my summers visiting my Grandpa there. I could tell you stories you would never believe.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh Eric without hesitation we will be there.I was just telling Saltymick the other day my desire to go there. You are so lovely to invite us.Oh motorcycling I am delirious just thinking about that yahooo.I have a jet ski that is like riding a motorbike on water it is awesome

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      Eric Graudins 8 years ago from Australia

      You two will have to include Tasmania in your next trip.

      Lots to see and do, and lots of excellent wine to drink.

      I'll even take you motorcycling - one at a time. We have the BEST motorcycling roads in Oz.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Oh sixtyorso yesssssssssssssss. That is so uncanny you say that, I have been called Uma Thurman before. 'Kill Bill', those movies rock.Oh yes get me Kill Bill 3 and you can even me my manager LMAO.I can show the world my hard earned kickboxing skills.... You are just the ants pants Sixtyorso :)

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      Clive Fagan 8 years ago from South Africa

      'Hi Blondie you say showbiz is frustrating how about a ""kill Bill 3" with you in the starring role?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Hahahah AE yes I guess how could I miss them, I mean after all you ran around nude half the time. Sometimes you dressed up big though like in Boogy St

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      You should know where they are , we traveled together and was stopped by homeland security, because I kept setting the machine off..LOL:):):):;0;

      Seriously I lived in Redondo Beach and yes I have been to Disneyland, I love it and would go again and again. Knotts Berry farm is o.k. , parking can be a beast but it is a lot of fun..:)

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      Lmao AE I promise not to tell anything too personal like all your fetishes and such. Hey I have been meaning to ask you where are your piercings

      James where I really really really want to go is Disneyland. I don't know whether AE has been there.Now seriously this is the little kid coming out. I have fantasised about going ever since I was little

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      Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      BP: You are telling our secrets!!!Lol a bed of nails????/ That was you , shame on you for telling a tall - tale....:)

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      jmashore 8 years ago

      the Clown?  Nope. Anywhere else in California you want to visit?

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      A big thanks James I told you we had a bonza time. Wow everyone lately lives so close to Hollywood, why did we not know this before hand .You never knew the producer Bill Ding by any chance haha