Aliens From the Golden Moon of Neptune

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years ago

   Aliens From the Golden Moon of Neptune
   
   Yes, there were aliens
   Living underground
   Deep Below the White House
   Who never made a sound.
   
   They donned human appearance
   To creep around DC
   Mingling with politicians
   And professors in Universities.
   
   They met every POTUS ...
   And told them what to do and say,
   While tenured in the White House,
   Every single day.
   
   Feel free to post a verse if you too are being adversely affected by our peculiar politics.

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      FitnezzJimposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Sometimes they did that
      in a poetical way.
      
      The Tax Poem
      
      http://www.yourdailypoem.com/listpoem.jsp?poem_id=337

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years ago

   The Aliens Address the World:
   
   "You must have open borders
   Without tariffs or fees
   To protect your local markets ...
   Oh yes, they will be free.
   
   All nations, join the market
   and make things where you are
   According to the climate
   And workforce you have there. 
   
   All nations, you'll be able
   To freely sell your stuff
   Without wasteful bureaucracy,
   Or rules and paperwork!
   
   We're here to help your planet!
   Thats all we want we do!
   To help improve the earth!
   Sounds too good to be true?"
   
   Then put up with your shrinking profits
   While your corporate gods take more!
   Let them persist in killing
   And obtaining more than their share!"
   
   (Inspired by posts elsewhere)

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      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I would call them Freaks of the Golden Imagine-Nation. Obsessed over power, money and running people's lives. I'm making a large sculpture titled
      :Golden-Imagine-Nation vs. the Wild.:

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         Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         You are referring to the corporate gods?

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            Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Yes, everything they touch turns to gold.
            I have two golden dragons fighting and flaming out from their months golden coins. The gold  coins are smothering the land, the sky, the water and killing every animal in it's path except a wise lone wolf. 
            
            The lone wolf talks to two Dobermans dogs  chained to gates, protecting the giant golden castle.
            
            Wolf asked dogs...why do you prefer to slave yourselves and not be free like me. No answer because all the dogs they knew were slaves too.
            
            Wolf ask why allow your golden master to
            destroy everything by smothering it with gold. Dogs replies..we fear our own death and we feast on our masters theft of souls and spoils.

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   Anthony Lee Doddposted 6 years ago

   This galaxy blames us in the end
   Like we had a choice what to defend
   Free of laws every rule break or bend
   Snakes that slither not your friend
   Wolves in disguise abilith to blend
   Intentions like trying to catch wind

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      abilith… ability?
      Nice new word! Thanks for adding great lyrics.

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   Live to Learnposted 6 years ago

   The public turned a blind eye to the mess
   Regrettably, none could claim duress
   Selfish greed was the binding thread
   Used against us as destruction spread

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      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, public turns a blind eye for fear of the unknowns from the Corporatism bastards.
      
      For most fear will turn to survival. Then finally they will cut off the head of the snakes and their mouse traps of cheese. One day we will stand as mankind, not mice begging for cheese, so keep your cheese we want out of the traps.
      
      I dressed up as mighty mouse last Halloween, Today!!! I go beyond as a man for humanity. Since some of us are talking in metaphors.

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         Live to Learnposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Mighty Mouse. Haven't heard of that one in a while. He was one of my favorites.

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            Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            ~ on Saturday mornings with cereal bowls on the floor in front of the TV ... until Mom woke up, stumbled out, threw back the drapes ...
            and said,
            "GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY!"

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      +1

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   calculus-geometryposted 6 years ago

   why are they underground
   if they come from neptune?
   poem logic  unsound
   methinks you are a loon.
   
   

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      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      He has a point there.
      
      If they were living underground of the white house.
      
      Would that not make them Orcs or trolls of the Illuminati church?

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         Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         no, just aliens living underground. They built bunkers down there as the White House was being constructed … unbeknownst to anyone then. Well maybe some of the slaves caught sight of them digging around during the night.
         " Shhhh …. don't tell anyone we're here and we'll give you some gold…"
         
         https://www.whitehousehistory.org/quest … hite-house

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Background info regarding the aliens:
      
      "… didn't you hear?
      Hillary is in touch with aliens who have lots of gold. They brought (traveled through space on a space ship) it from a golden moon orbiting Neptune. They have a base beneath the White House where they have lived since the slaves built it. Unfortunately, they are behind the New World Order Illuminati Globalists. 
      So, Hillary shouldn't touch their filthy gold. Go home, you aliens!
      Or go take over some other planet!"
      
      http://hubpages.com/politics/forum/1386 … ost2850096

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "loon
      fool, idiot, ass, halfwit, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, moron, imbecile, simpleton; lunatic; dope, ninny, nincompoop, dimwit, jackass, blockhead, jughead, bonehead, knucklehead, fathead, numbskull, dumb-ass, dunderhead, ditz, dipstick, thickhead, meathead, meatball, woodenhead, airhead, pinhead, lamebrain, peabrain, birdbrain, jerk, nitwit, twit, boob, loony, nut, nutcase, fruitcake, crank, crackpot, screwball, crazy, kook, wacko, dingbat."  OnlineThesaurus
      
      No, as I explained, I am just adversely affected by peculiar politics.
      
      ( In my opinion, anyway )

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         Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Are those the list of names of Federal politicians we deal with.?

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         calculus-geometryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         t'was hard to find a rhyme
         for the planet neptune
         methinks you are sublime
         methinks you are a spoon

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            Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            And the cow jumped over the moon.
            Or was it a loon jumping over Neptune?
            We'll find out one of these days ...
            Hopefully soon.

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years ago

   hate to say it but a pretty accurate call.
   oh my gosh the election is coming up …
   N O o o….
   Back to the poem ...

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 6 years ago

   Tax his land, tax his wage,
   Tax his bed in which he lays.
   Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
   Teach him taxes is the rule.
   
   Tax his cow, tax his goat,
   Tax his pants, tax his coat.
   Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
   Tax his work, tax his dirt.
   
   Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
   Teach him taxes are no joke.
   Tax his car, tax his grass,
   Tax the roads he must pass.
   
   Tax his food, tax his drink,
   Tax him if he tries to think.
   Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
   If he cries, tax his tears.
   
   Tax his bills, tax his gas,
   Tax his notes, tax his cash.
   Tax him good and let him know
   That after taxes, he has no dough.
   
   If he hollers, tax him more,
   Tax him until he’s good and sore.
   Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
   Tax the sod in which he lays.
   
   Put these words upon his tomb,
   "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
   And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
   We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

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      Castlepalomaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Death and taxes for sure.

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   Emily Pearsonposted 5 years ago

   Who built the White House? How was the architect selected to design the building? Here is the answer. https://goo.gl/eyLTGN

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