HAHAHA Read this in my email and wanted to share

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
   
   
   An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were on scaffolding doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.
   
   They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
   
   The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
   
   
   The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
   
   The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
   
   
   The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
   
   The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
   
   At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I  would have never given it to him again!"
   
   The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
   
   Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
   
   "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch!"

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      good day, you made me smile very early today, thank you

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      GeneralHowitzerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Cool Craz, this will give someone a ROFL to the max...

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      mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      this is great

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   dingdongposted 14 years ago

   That's good

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   hehehe thought someone on here would enjoy the joke

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   AEvansposted 14 years ago

   hehhehehee LMAO that was hilarious!!!!

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   kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

   I heard a very inappropriate adult one as a kid
   
   Why do blonds have bruises around their belly buttons?
   
   Cause male blonds are air heads too.....

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      Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      that is just WRONG on so many levels

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         dogluver1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         i know right

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      DogSiDaedposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I AM INSPIRED

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      ddsurfscaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What do men and sperm have in common?
      
      They both stand one in a million chance of becoming human....        

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   Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

   That was a good one!

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   lorlie6posted 14 years ago

   Love that!!!

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   articleposterposted 14 years ago

   Thanks for sharing, good bank holiday read

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   Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

   to bring a smile to ppl's face read!

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Too funny, Crazd! Yours, too, Kirsten!

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    TysonFaulknerposted 14 years ago

    Haha, I'm always up for a good, clean blonde joke. Nice one.

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    HaHaHaHa that was a good one Crazd

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    loved that joke!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    lmao

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    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Hunh!  Now I know why I switched from being blond to having brown hair on the sides and none on the top (and the gray beard doesn't count)!

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    Ivorwenposted 14 years ago

    ROTFL!!!! 
    
    My husband use to complain about the lunches he made himself, and he did his own shopping!    Oh, and he claims he is blond, despite the red hair. 

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Blondes are fun, aren't they?

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    jellydonut25posted 14 years ago

    A guy checks into a hotel room and said to the blonde receptionist, "i hope the porn channel is disabled"....she said, "no..its regular porn you sicko!"
    
    A blonde goes to buy condoms for a hot date. He's told 4.99 w/tax. He replies "Tacks?! Holy Hell! I thought they stayed on by theirselves!!''
    
    Three women are sitting in an Antinatle clinic, a blonde, brunette and a redhead.
    The brunette and redhead are talking about what sex they thing the baby is going to be.
    Brunette says "I think im gunna have a boy, i was on top during sex"
    to which the redhead replys " ohh i must be having a girls then, i was on bottom".
    The blonde overhearing this stands up and runs out screaming...."OHH MY GOD IM HAVING PUPPIES!!!!!"

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    khmohsinposted 14 years ago

    nice joke, it was pleasure to read

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    Dale Mazurekposted 14 years ago

    Leave it up to CW to bring a smile to other peoples faces.
    
    I read this, laughed out loud and had my entire family look at me like I was weird or something.  I then read it to them and had them all laughing.
    
    Thanks CW
    
    Cheers
    
    Dale

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    cathinfranceposted 14 years ago

    I wrote: "Jewish, Irish, Redneck, Blonde Jokes" recently if you want to see quite a good Blonde joke.  (I'm blonde by the way.)  :-)

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    Dixie Wposted 14 years ago

    How come men are so goofey? Cause God gave them two heads and only one blood supply. LOL
    Dixie W
    Good Hub Lacey

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

    good one!!! hahahaha 

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       bonny2010posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Isn't that just like a man
       Know why God made Eve...cause when he finished making Adam he shook his head in disgust and said ...I can do better than that.

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    confused barbieposted 14 years ago

    Made me smile. Its about time there was some male blonde jokes

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    FieryDreamposted 14 years ago

    Fabulously funny haha:P love it!^^

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Crazd, Kirsten and Donut, thanks for the great morning laughs, I just saw this

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    mod2vintposted 14 years ago

    His roots ran deep! hehehehehe

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Crazdwriter,
    Good morning!
    
    Hilarious joke!   Thank you for the laugh. 

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