HAHAHA Read this in my email and wanted to share

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!


    An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were on scaffolding doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."


    The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I  would have never given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

    "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch!"

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      good day, you made me smile very early today, thank you

    2. GeneralHowitzer profile image71
      GeneralHowitzerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Cool Craz, this will give someone a ROFL to the max... big_smile

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      mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      this is great big_smile

  2. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 8 years ago

    That's good lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    hehehe thought someone on here would enjoy the joke

  4. AEvans profile image78
    AEvansposted 8 years ago

    hehhehehee LMAO that was hilarious!!!! big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile

  5. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 8 years ago

    I heard a very inappropriate adult one as a kid roll

    Why do blonds have bruises around their belly buttons?

    Cause male blonds are air heads too.....

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      Crazdwriterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol that is just WRONG on so many levels

      1. dogluver1 profile image58
        dogluver1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        i know right lol

    2. DogSiDaed profile image55
      DogSiDaedposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I AM INSPIRED smile

    3. ddsurfsca profile image74
      ddsurfscaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What do men and sperm have in common?

      They both stand one in a million chance of becoming human....  yikes   tongue   smile

  6. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 8 years ago

    That was a good one!

  7. lorlie6 profile image82
    lorlie6posted 8 years ago

    Love that!!!

  8. articleposter profile image56
    articleposterposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for sharing, good bank holiday read big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 8 years ago

    to bring a smile to ppl's face read! lol

  10. habee profile image95
    habeeposted 8 years ago

    Too funny, Crazd! Yours, too, Kirsten!

  11. TysonFaulkner profile image57
    TysonFaulknerposted 8 years ago

    Haha, I'm always up for a good, clean blonde joke. Nice one.

  12. livewithrichard profile image84
    livewithrichardposted 8 years ago

    HaHaHaHa that was a good one Crazd lol

  13. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    loved that joke!

  14. Beth100 profile image72
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    lmao lol

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    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    Hunh!  Now I know why I switched from being blond to having brown hair on the sides and none on the top (and the gray beard doesn't count)! lol

  16. Ivorwen profile image71
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    ROTFL!!!!  lol

    My husband use to complain about the lunches he made himself, and he did his own shopping!  big_smile  Oh, and he claims he is blond, despite the red hair.  big_smile

  17. Misha profile image70
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Blondes are fun, aren't they? wink

  18. jellydonut25 profile image60
    jellydonut25posted 8 years ago

    A guy checks into a hotel room and said to the blonde receptionist, "i hope the porn channel is disabled"....she said, "no..its regular porn you sicko!"

    A blonde goes to buy condoms for a hot date. He's told 4.99 w/tax. He replies "Tacks?! Holy Hell! I thought they stayed on by theirselves!!''

    Three women are sitting in an Antinatle clinic, a blonde, brunette and a redhead.
    The brunette and redhead are talking about what sex they thing the baby is going to be.
    Brunette says "I think im gunna have a boy, i was on top during sex"
    to which the redhead replys " ohh i must be having a girls then, i was on bottom".
    The blonde overhearing this stands up and runs out screaming...."OHH MY GOD IM HAVING PUPPIES!!!!!"

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    khmohsinposted 8 years ago

    nice joke, it was pleasure to read big_smile

  20. Dale Mazurek profile image68
    Dale Mazurekposted 8 years ago

    Leave it up to CW to bring a smile to other peoples faces.

    I read this, laughed out loud and had my entire family look at me like I was weird or something.  I then read it to them and had them all laughing.

    Thanks CW

    Cheers

    Dale

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    cathinfranceposted 8 years ago

    I wrote: "Jewish, Irish, Redneck, Blonde Jokes" recently if you want to see quite a good Blonde joke.  (I'm blonde by the way.)  :-)

  22. Dixie W profile image55
    Dixie Wposted 8 years ago

    How come men are so goofey? Cause God gave them two heads and only one blood supply. LOL
    Dixie W
    Good Hub Lacey

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 8 years ago

    good one!!! hahahaha  smile

    1. bonny2010 profile image68
      bonny2010posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Isn't that just like a man
      Know why God made Eve...cause when he finished making Adam he shook his head in disgust and said ...I can do better than that.

  24. confused barbie profile image50
    confused barbieposted 8 years ago

    Made me smile. Its about time there was some male blonde jokes smile

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    FieryDreamposted 8 years ago

    Fabulously funny haha:P love it!^^

  26. Flightkeeper profile image71
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    Crazd, Kirsten and Donut, thanks for the great morning laughs, I just saw this smile

  27. mod2vint profile image61
    mod2vintposted 8 years ago

    His roots ran deep! hehehehehe

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    Brenda Durhamposted 8 years ago

    Crazdwriter,
    Good morning!

    Hilarious joke!   Thank you for the laugh.  big_smile

 
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