A guy checks into a hotel room and said to the blonde receptionist, "i hope the porn channel is disabled"....she said, "no..its regular porn you sicko!"
A blonde goes to buy condoms for a hot date. He's told 4.99 w/tax. He replies "Tacks?! Holy Hell! I thought they stayed on by theirselves!!''
Three women are sitting in an Antinatle clinic, a blonde, brunette and a redhead. The brunette and redhead are talking about what sex they thing the baby is going to be. Brunette says "I think im gunna have a boy, i was on top during sex" to which the redhead replys " ohh i must be having a girls then, i was on bottom". The blonde overhearing this stands up and runs out screaming...."OHH MY GOD IM HAVING PUPPIES!!!!!"