The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were on scaffolding doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I would have never given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch!"
good day, you made me smile very early today, thank you
Cool Craz, this will give someone a ROFL to the max...
I heard a very inappropriate adult one as a kid
Why do blonds have bruises around their belly buttons?
Cause male blonds are air heads too.....
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both stand one in a million chance of becoming human....
Haha, I'm always up for a good, clean blonde joke. Nice one.
Hunh! Now I know why I switched from being blond to having brown hair on the sides and none on the top (and the gray beard doesn't count)!
My husband use to complain about the lunches he made himself, and he did his own shopping! Oh, and he claims he is blond, despite the red hair.
A guy checks into a hotel room and said to the blonde receptionist, "i hope the porn channel is disabled"....she said, "no..its regular porn you sicko!"
A blonde goes to buy condoms for a hot date. He's told 4.99 w/tax. He replies "Tacks?! Holy Hell! I thought they stayed on by theirselves!!''
Three women are sitting in an Antinatle clinic, a blonde, brunette and a redhead.
The brunette and redhead are talking about what sex they thing the baby is going to be.
Brunette says "I think im gunna have a boy, i was on top during sex"
to which the redhead replys " ohh i must be having a girls then, i was on bottom".
The blonde overhearing this stands up and runs out screaming...."OHH MY GOD IM HAVING PUPPIES!!!!!"
Leave it up to CW to bring a smile to other peoples faces.
I read this, laughed out loud and had my entire family look at me like I was weird or something. I then read it to them and had them all laughing.
I wrote: "Jewish, Irish, Redneck, Blonde Jokes" recently if you want to see quite a good Blonde joke. (I'm blonde by the way.) :-)
How come men are so goofey? Cause God gave them two heads and only one blood supply. LOL
Good Hub Lacey
Made me smile. Its about time there was some male blonde jokes
Crazd, Kirsten and Donut, thanks for the great morning laughs, I just saw this
Hilarious joke! Thank you for the laugh.
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