Three men were hiking through a forest...when they came upon a large raging, violent river.Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:God, please give me the strength to cross the river.Poof!!!God gave him big arms and strong legs...and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.After witnessing that, the second man prayed:God, please give me the strength to cross the river.Poof!!!God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing onceThe third man prayed:'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'Poof!!!HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...and walked across the bridge
"Map..who needs a map. I know exactly where we are". Duh!
I love that one its a corker!!!!!
Hi blonde lol
Hey Cal how is it hanging?Great to see you. xo
Im ok thanks xx How are you? hows things down under? xxx
Yea pretty cool! Have been flat strap lol.
Im glad your ok though xxx
So when is your next hub Cal?
I just published it Television Adverts
I have just finished a hub on taking the pee out of adverts I really want to do this in the future as there are loads that could be potential calpols lol
Sounds interesting to me. We get so flooded with advertising, it's a good thing to make fun of!
We should all get together and get a film crew and just make our own show lol
I am a film producer and movie star have you seen this hub flick I did LMAO!!!Oops better start a thread lol
Great stuff!!!! You can be our boss lol
Oh cool Cal I must come have a sticky beak. Oh I got to go make a crazy new thread somewhere.
Ok im looking for your thread lol
I wanna see you and Blonde in the movie. You both look like good actors to me!
Go have a look at my fun thread Paradise I starred in a horror flick did you know haha.
No! REally! Hey! I always thought you had the whole glam thing going for ya!
thank you paradise blondepoet and me will make a movie I hope lol
Very sute, gotta love it!
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