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The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #1

Updated on October 24, 2011
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Barack Obama

February 18, 2011 - Hair


A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. First in a series.

Michelle: Good Morning, MR. PRESIDENT.

Barack: I must be in trouble. Whenever you start with "Mr. President" I must have done sumthin'. What's up, Michelle? I leave my socks lying around again?

Michelle: Yeah, right. That's an argument for another day. You know I hate sleepin' in separate rooms. Anyway, I hate lyin' to folks!

Barack: Lying about what? That I'm not the anti-Christ! I am, if you believe this crap on the Internet! Ha ha ha!!! Well, you knew when I started campaigning I would have to lie a little!

Michelle: Barack, I'm serious. I hated having to get on national TV last week and tell folks you don't dye your hair. You know you do! Here I am tellin' folks it's the lighting, like people are going to believe that shit. The way the light shines on your head! C'mon now!

Barack: Now Michelle. It's no big deal. You know how these advisers are. Always concerned about my image. So, are you saying you have never lied? Who you foolin'?

Michelle: Lied about what, Barack?

Barack: What about that time back in Chicago, when we were dating, and I ran that red light and got stopped by that white cop?

Michelle: I don't remember that!

Barack: I do. You were afraid I was going to get a ticket and that it was going to ruin my perfect little record. So, you got a pillow from the back seat and put it under your coat and told that cop you were about to have a baby and you needed to get to the hospital!

Michelle: I did not!

Barack: You did! You started moaning and yelling and that cop got nervous and said he would clear traffic and lead us to the hospital.

Michelle: Ha ha ha! We were nobodies then!

Barack: Oh, you remember now, huh?

Michelle: Yeah! When we got to the hospital, that cop turned left to go to the emergency room and I had you to turn right down a side street! That shit was so funny! Here we are flyin' down 95Th Street! That cop is probably still circling the hospital looking for me! Ha ha ha ha!! Whoo! Lawd, I'm about to cry!

Barack: That was so much fun! See, you are prone to tell a fib!

Michelle: Yeah, but not to the whole damn world! Only me, you and that cop know about that thing! Here I am looking like a fool! Anybody with eyes can tell the difference between gray hair and black hair! Lighting or no lighting!

Barack: OK, OK. I'm sorry. I'll try to keep you from having to discuss those kinds of things in public.

Michelle: What's on your agenda for today?

Barack: Catching up with Hilary on this Egyptian thing and meeting with the Joint Chief's to start. What about you?

Michelle: Well, Momma is looking after the girls and I have to meet with the designers for this upcoming state visit.

Barack: Michelle, I was thinkin' the other day how I miss going to the Dixie Kitchen in Hyde Park.

Michelle: Great food there, huh? Man, I do miss it! There are a lot of things I miss, like sleepin' in the same bed with my husband!

Barack: Security! Come grab this crazy lady! Gotta go! Give me a kiss.

Michelle: Kiss my butt!

Barack: No time. Runnin' late. See you later, I need a cigarette!

Michelle: Bye, BARACK!

Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!

Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough

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      junko 6 years ago

      Andy: Man I didn' know you could be funny like that, what you trying to make a living being funny?

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      junko 6 years ago

      Bring that face back it give you class.

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      N.E. Wright 6 years ago from Bronx, NY

      LOL.

      I like this.

      Thanks for sharing. I will read more.

      Take Care,

      N.E.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Thanks N.E!!

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      N.E. Wright 6 years ago from Bronx, NY

      No problem.

      LOL.

      N.E.

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      Ashantina 6 years ago

      What a hoot Dexter!!! Boy would I sure love to be a fly on the wall in The Black House :)

      Up and v funny!!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Ha ha ha! Thanks, Ashantina!

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      Ghost32 6 years ago

      Ah, Ashantina provided the clue! With her "The Black House" comment. And here I thought for sure it was the weight of the office that was turning him gray.

      When all the time it was mixing a black First Family with the (formerly) White House. SOMETHING had to come up gray!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Great comment Ghost32! Yes, Ashantina knows!

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      MINISTER 6 years ago

      GOOD STUFF I ENJOYED READING YOUR WRITINGS

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Minister!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      ...very clever .... very insightful ...... and just pure 'Dexter' - I love this concept that you came up with - it truly inspires the epi-man - you could have an entire series here with other famous people too - and one other favor I ask of you - check out the legendary interview series by a fellow hubber DRBJ -

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Thank you, sir! I will check out DRBJ. I appreciate your kindness!

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      Jo_Goldsmith11 6 years ago

      I love a couple of real classy people, the way these two are. I hope he gets re elected. :-)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Hi Jo! I am so glad you liked it. The first couple are really something!

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      NotWiredThatWay 6 years ago from New York

      Epi recommended I come check you out. He was right, you are a great writer.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 6 years ago from United States

      Hi NotWiredThatWay! Thank you so much. I hope you continue to enjoy!

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      Aka Professor M 5 years ago

      @How I missed this I don't Know but Dexter you my friend have talent . This is the best comedic piece I've read in a long time. I suppose that I will just have to become a fan of such a gifted comedian, Sir!

      Voted Up and Pushing all the buttons because this hits them all! LOL!

      Regards Mike (Aka Professor M!) ;D

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      Aka Professor M 5 years ago

      @Dexter Yarbrough: This is as funny as the Fresh Prince of Belair meets the Cosby Show! Excellent Comedic plot and I mean FUNNY!! Great Job! Voted Up and pushed the buttons that mattered! Thanks Dexter

      Regards Mike (Aka Professor M!) ;D

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Professor Mike! Thank you so much for stopping by and commenting. The series has grown over the last 6 months. I hope you continue to enjoy it!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I finally got to read #1! So creative!!! I love Michelle's attitude! :)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Thanks Sunshine! I think I have improved somewhat since this first one!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I found #1 just as awesome as #25!!! I'll be back to read more!!! I am impressed with your creativity!!!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Great! Thanks so much!

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      satice_j 5 years ago from via the Bronx, NY

      Dido @ Aka Professor M. I wish this could be a show on Hulu cause I would def be glued to the screen! I could imagine seeing Michele act that way to get the popo to leave her man alone! I love this representation you have of my favorite couple, Dexter! It's always a special treat to read this series! I hope you never run out of ideas for it. Voting it up up and out to space!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Satice! Thank you so very much. I am trying to figure out a way to turn this into a youtube series. Any thoughts?

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      molometer 5 years ago

      Hi Dexter just got stared on the series and I could actually hear his voice speaking your dialogue.

      I cracked up at the cop circling the hospital.

      Brilliant the way you've captured that.

      Looking for the next installment.

      Wow and what about those pictures.

      I thought he was looking a bit haggard lately. Photoshop has a lot to answer for :) Voted up Funny and interesting

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Molometer! Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy it! And thanks for the votes!

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      Luxmih Eve-Lyn Forbes 5 years ago from Fort Pierce, Florida

      You make them seem like loveable scoundrels, Dex. Looking forward to reading all of them... going to savor them at 2 a day. Voted up and interesting.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Thank you so much LuxmiH! I hope you continue to enjoy them! Thanks for the votes!

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      snakeslane 5 years ago from Canada

      Hello Dexter Yarbrough, I see I have a lot of entertainment ahead of me, just now getting to first morning conversations of the Obamas, good job and silly which I like. You have vivid imagination and great gift for the gab, I admire that. Regards, snakeslane

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Snakeslane! I am glad you found me and the series. I really hope you will enjoy these. Thank you so much!!

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      Donna Cosmato 5 years ago from USA

      Just read the first piece in the series...what a hoot! You definitely have a gift for comedy. Now if I can just wait until tomorrow morning to read #2...Voted up and shared with my social networking friends and family.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Donna! What a surprise! Thank you so much. I am hopeful that you will enjoy the others in the series. Please let me know! I really appreciate you reading this and the nice comments - and sharing!

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      anglnwu 5 years ago

      This is funny. You put a human face on the President and Michelle--now they seem like every day folks. Good job and I enjoyed reading this! Rated up.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Anglnwu! This was the first in my series. I hope you enjoy the others as well! Thanks so much!

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      Lesleysherwood 5 years ago

      I definitely am staying tuned. I have a lot of catching up to do. I used to see the title and thought it was political and im not good with US politics. I wish I had read them earlier now! I personally think they're good enough for a book Dexter! PS - the links to previous hubs are a good idea, they helped me:)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Lesley! Thank you so much!

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      Shinkicker 5 years ago from Scotland

      Nice dialogue.

      I enjoyed the read and I'll make my way through the rest now.

      Cheers Dexter

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Shinkicker! I am glad you enjoyed it. Read on! Thank you!

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      Lisas-thoughts101 5 years ago from Northeast Texas

      Dex, this is only the first of the Barack and Michele I have read but will read them all I am sure. Great hub!! Can't wait to read more. Voted up and funny and will be following. Glad I found you.

      Take care,

      Lisa

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Lisa! Thank you so much! I am so glad you enjoyed the first one. I hope you like the others! Following back!

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      Cynthia B Turner 5 years ago from Georgia

      Hello Dexter, I'm finally taking a read of your Barack Series. Funny so far. I always wonder what the President and their wives discuss, like Bush ranting about something the twins did and his wife trying to calm him down. I'll slowly savor the others of the series.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Welcome, Cyndi10! Thanks for checking out the series. I am hopeful that you will continue to find it entertaining!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks for stopping by my humor hub on what men want women to know and thanks for this funny and enjoyable read Dexter! Many votes! :)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Thanks Josh! I look forward to reading more from you!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Dexter. I am so glad I found you.. this is so funny.. I love it.

      .. I have to read more of these.

      debbie

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      Live To Write 5 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      Wow... it seems like we are right there in the room... I can imagine this conversation! Funny!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Deborah! Thanks so much! Please read more!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Laurinzo! Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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      menash 5 years ago from USA

      Well I really enjoyed the way you make our president, just a normal guy..bravo!!

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      shalini sharan 5 years ago from Delhi

      this was really imaginative, loved it

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hello, Shalini! Thank you! Please come back for more!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Menash! I appreciate your kind remarks!

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      menash 5 years ago from USA

      No doubt....you posses a skill many people don't

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      Dim Flaxenwick 4 years ago from Great Britain

      Hilarious. What a treat. Where hve I been till now.? I hve some catching up to do. Phew!

      Thanks to billybuc for pointing me in your direction.

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      carol stanley 4 years ago from Arizona

      This left you wanting more. Hilarious. You do have a good sense of humor and write it so well.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Hi Carol! Thank you so much. I hope you can find the time to read the others!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Dim! Glad you enjoyed it. Let me know if you read some of the others!

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      Pamela Oglesby 4 years ago from United States

      This conversation was hysterical! You might have been pretty accurate on some of that dialogue. I will have to read more of your hubs!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      Hi Pamela! Thank you so much! I hope you can come back and read more. They have evolved over time!

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      Linda Bilyeu 4 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Happy Birthday to our POTUS! I was hoping to celebrate with Leroy, but he was a no-show. I hope BO had a great day! :)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 4 years ago from United States

      BO had a wonderful day! Leroy is in London. He will be back soon but sends his love!

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