The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #2

A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Second in a series.

Barack: Good morning, love!

Michelle: Hi. How was your night?

Barack: Didn't get much sleep. How about taking a trip up to Camp David? I need a break.

Michelle: Sure. I'll have Momma get the girls together. Give me a kiss!

Barack: Sure thing.

Michelle: Barack! Have you been smoking?

Barack: Didn't we go over this lyin' thing yesterday? Yes, I took a drag.

Michelle: I was reading a report on MSN that smoking is a cause of vision impairment.

Barack: As long as it isn't a cause of erectile impairment! There is a bunch of crap I don't want to see anyway!

Michelle: Look, I'm serious! Plus, it smells like I'm kissing a casino.

Barack: Yeah. But you love it once we get past the kissin'!

Michelle: Niggah, please!

Barack: Michelle! Somebody might hear you!

Michelle: I don't care! What time are we leaving?

Barack: In an hour. I have to talk to Hilary again. She can be a pain sometimes. This Middle East thing is getting out of hand. The only stable nation is Israel and I am concerned that the radicals in some of the Arab countries might sway the young folks from positive change. Man. I'm not sure what to do.

Michelle: Tweet a question. I'm sure someone has a ready answer.

Barack: Ahhh. You got jokes today, huh!

Michelle: Barack, why do you love me?

Barack: Where did that come from?

Michelle: Why do you love me?

Barack: Because you are warm, and sensitive and much smarter than I am! You are strong, a great mother and a great partner.

Michelle: That it?

Barack: Oh! And you have the nicest butt from the southside of Chicago! Love me some Michelle booty!

Michelle: Stop!

Barack: I have to spend a little time with Bill Daley at Camp David after I talk to Hilary, so we will spend more time together later on today. Ok?

Michelle: Sure. I'll hang with Valerie for awhile. Do you remember that time a year after we got married and we stayed at the Drake Hotel for a weekend?

Barack: Sure. Nice room. We were poor then!

Michelle: Yeah. And what were you doing while I was takin' a shower?

Barack: Smokin a 'square,' Michelle.

Michelle: No, Barack, you smoked several cigarettes. It was a non-smoking floor!

Barack: And?

Michelle: Annnddd the people in the next room called the desk and they sent security to our room.

Barack: Yep.

Michelle: What happened next?

Barack: When security knocked on the door, I said "No one here!" I peeked out and saw it was two brothas, so I opened the door. I stepped outside and they told me about the complaint.

Michelle: I know. You talked to them for five minutes and next thing, all three of you fools are smokin' in the room!

Barack: Yeah, I know. That was too cool! The people next door were pissed!

Michelle: Yeah! I had to talk the husband out of kickin' yo' ass, when he approached me the next day!

Barack: Ha ha ha ha!!

Michelle: Barack. I am done protecting you. Dump the cigarettes!

Barack: Let's get going.

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Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough