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The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #2

Updated on October 24, 2011
Barack Obama
Barack Obama

February 19, 2011 - Smoking


A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Second in a series.

Barack: Good morning, love!

Michelle: Hi. How was your night?

Barack: Didn't get much sleep. How about taking a trip up to Camp David? I need a break.

Michelle: Sure. I'll have Momma get the girls together. Give me a kiss!

Barack: Sure thing.

Michelle: Barack! Have you been smoking?

Barack: Didn't we go over this lyin' thing yesterday? Yes, I took a drag.

Michelle: I was reading a report on MSN that smoking is a cause of vision impairment.

Barack: As long as it isn't a cause of erectile impairment! There is a bunch of crap I don't want to see anyway!

Michelle: Look, I'm serious! Plus, it smells like I'm kissing a casino.

Barack: Yeah. But you love it once we get past the kissin'!

Michelle: Niggah, please!

Barack: Michelle! Somebody might hear you!

Michelle: I don't care! What time are we leaving?

Barack: In an hour. I have to talk to Hilary again. She can be a pain sometimes. This Middle East thing is getting out of hand. The only stable nation is Israel and I am concerned that the radicals in some of the Arab countries might sway the young folks from positive change. Man. I'm not sure what to do.

Michelle: Tweet a question. I'm sure someone has a ready answer.

Barack: Ahhh. You got jokes today, huh!

Michelle: Barack, why do you love me?

Barack: Where did that come from?

Michelle: Why do you love me?

Barack: Because you are warm, and sensitive and much smarter than I am! You are strong, a great mother and a great partner.

Michelle: That it?

Barack: Oh! And you have the nicest butt from the southside of Chicago! Love me some Michelle booty!

Michelle: Stop!

Barack: I have to spend a little time with Bill Daley at Camp David after I talk to Hilary, so we will spend more time together later on today. Ok?

Michelle: Sure. I'll hang with Valerie for awhile. Do you remember that time a year after we got married and we stayed at the Drake Hotel for a weekend?

Barack: Sure. Nice room. We were poor then!

Michelle: Yeah. And what were you doing while I was takin' a shower?

Barack: Smokin a 'square,' Michelle.

Michelle: No, Barack, you smoked several cigarettes. It was a non-smoking floor!

Barack: And?

Michelle: Annnddd the people in the next room called the desk and they sent security to our room.

Barack: Yep.

Michelle: What happened next?

Barack: When security knocked on the door, I said "No one here!" I peeked out and saw it was two brothas, so I opened the door. I stepped outside and they told me about the complaint.

Michelle: I know. You talked to them for five minutes and next thing, all three of you fools are smokin' in the room!

Barack: Yeah, I know. That was too cool! The people next door were pissed!

Michelle: Yeah! I had to talk the husband out of kickin' yo' ass, when he approached me the next day!

Barack: Ha ha ha ha!!

Michelle: Barack. I am done protecting you. Dump the cigarettes!

Barack: Let's get going.

Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!

Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough

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    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Hi Deborah! Thanks and enjoy! I appreciate the visits!

    • Deborah Brooks profile image

      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      these are so funny.. Debbie

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Great! Thanks!

    • Lisas-thoughts101 profile image

      Lisas-thoughts101 

      6 years ago from Northeast Texas

      Dex, on to #3. I'm hooked.

      Lisa

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Yes indeed! Ha ha!!

    • Shinkicker profile image

      Shinkicker 

      6 years ago from Scotland

      All that nonsense about Obama going to the gym every morning. He was puffin away on his ciggies LOL

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Hi Suziecat! Great! I am thrilled that you enjoyed them!

    • suziecat7 profile image

      suziecat7 

      6 years ago from Asheville, NC

      Well I've finally gotten around to reading these and I'm hooked. Good stuff!

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Yes! Thanks!

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      Lesleysherwood 

      6 years ago

      And yet, he looks so healthy and good looking for a smoker. Loving this, on to number 3....

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Hi! Glad you enjoyed it. I hope you will check out more of them. Thanks!

    • rednickle profile image

      rednickle 

      6 years ago from New Brunswick Canada

      Really lovely piece here. Cheers

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Hi LuxmiH! I am so glad you found this enjoyable! I look forward to your comment on the others! Thank you!

    • LuxmiH profile image

      Luxmih Eve-Lyn Forbes 

      6 years ago from Fort Pierce, Florida

      Good on so many levels...could not find #1, so started with #2. Now I see #1 listed on this page.

      I am a new follower Dex and the first one I read was #26, I think. So I have a few to catch up on.

      BTW Ghost I will be the OWW. Official White Woman... though I confess I got over the color of my skin a long time ago...I am a white female born in Africa...(Over there I am a double minority) My parents had more to do with my skin color than I did. Voted up and funny

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Hi SanLaro! Welcome to Hubpages and thanks for your kind remarks. I hope you will read more!

    • SanLaro profile image

      Paulette LaRocque 

      7 years ago from Dominica/Guyana

      Yeah! This is funny and useful.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Ha ha ha!!!

    • Sunshine625 profile image

      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I did hear about Leroy, still getting to know him better :)

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Michelle has a really good friend named Leroy. He is extremely protective of her. I will ask him about the lunch. You just might be surprised! Thanks, Sunshine!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Outstanding!!! You seriously make Michelle more hip then she already is! I'd like to have lunch with Michelle, could you set that up Dexter?! I'm with Barack, I understand the "habit."

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Thank you so much Professor Mike. I hope you continue to enjoy the series!

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      Aka Professor M 

      7 years ago

      @Dexter Yarbrough: Sir, you must be good because the way this is written i can see it as it happens in my vivid imagination Sir!

      Voted Up and Pushing those Buttons fast so I can get to the next installment! Great Work Dexter!

      Regards Mike(Aka Professor M!) ;D

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      Aka Professor M 

      7 years ago

      @Dexter Yarbrough: I was right Dexter, you can write and this series proves that so I shall return every chance I get! I have some catching up to do!

      Voted Up and pushed those Buttons, Sir!

      Regards Mike (Aka Professor M!) ;D

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Hi Dr. Ope! I think you will enjoy them. I try to sprinkle a little humor with a message! Thanks!

    • Dr.Ope profile image

      Olive Ellis 

      7 years ago

      Love it as usual Dexter. I think I am also hooked. I think I will read one of your hubs every morning before work as a picker upper. Totally awesome!

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Thanks so much. I thought adding the current issues would make it more intersting.

    • NotWiredThatWay profile image

      NotWiredThatWay 

      7 years ago from New York

      I love the way you included current political issues at the time. Moving on to #3. This is great.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Hi Jo! Thanks!

    • Jo_Goldsmith11 profile image

      Jo_Goldsmith11 

      7 years ago

      Right on. I think he looks kind of cool with the cig in his mouth, and the way it dangles. What a fun read! :-)

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Great, Feenix! I am sure you will enjoy the humor and satire! Thanks!

    • feenix profile image

      feenix 

      7 years ago

      Dexter, I have just begun to follow the series and this is some good reading. I think what I am going to do is read a part each day with my morning coffee. That will help me get my juices flowing.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Ghost32! If you would like to be the OWT, you are more than welcome!

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      Ghost32 

      7 years ago

      Too cool, especially since my wife, Pam, is working hard--and I do mean hard--on dumping a 40-year smoking habit.

      Plus, I noticed something else...can I be the OWT here? (That would be the Official White Token). Haven't been that since one night in an otherwise all-black bar in Germany during my Army days.

      THAT was a while ago....

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Hi Tamlynken! Thanks and you are right. It could be true

    • tamlynken profile image

      tamlynken 

      7 years ago from Georgia

      This is really funny. It could be true-ya never know.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Ha ha ha!!!

    • Ashantina profile image

      Ashantina 

      7 years ago

      Michelle: "Niggah please!"

      Whooo!!! Right back atcha for no. 3 :))

    • N.E. Wright profile image

      N.E. Wright 

      7 years ago from Bronx, NY

      Please, within minutes of sharing the first one I noticed a Face-Book, and Hubpage friend of mine sharing your work the moment I posted it.

      She loved it and stated she had to share it also. LOL.

      I am sharing them again also. LOL.

      Take Care,

      N.E.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Thank you so much, N.E. I really appreciate that you are sharing this with others!

    • N.E. Wright profile image

      N.E. Wright 

      7 years ago from Bronx, NY

      Okay, so I am officially hooked, and I am placing what I read of yours on my Face-Book pages.

      I have joined a lot of clubs.

      Thanks ... for sharing.

      Take Care,

      N.E.

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