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The Morning Conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama #4

Updated on October 24, 2011
Barack & Michelle Obama
Barack & Michelle Obama

February 21, 2011 - Movies


A fictional account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Fourth in a series.

Michelle: You look sad this morning.

Barack: This budget flap with the GOP is bothersome, the Wisconsin Governor won't compromise on collective bargaining and the Middle East is a powder keg.

Michelle: It will all work out. You have good people around you to help.

Barack: Yep. Sometimes I wonder if our allies around the world are so because they support us or fear us. The former is wonderful. The latter is what concerns me.

Michelle: Don't worry about it. Tell me, what is your all time favorite movie?

Barack: No one can have just one favorite movie.

Michelle: I do. 'To Kill A Mockingbird' is my all time favorite. It has suspense, racial injustice, sexual innuendo, action, courtroom drama and retribution.

Barack: I disagree. The black man, who was obviously innocent, was convicted and later killed. It's depressing.

Michelle: That's why it is so great. It has all the elements of human tragedy.

Barack: The best movie of all time is 'E.T. the Extra Terrestrial!'

Michelle: What?!!!

Barack: Yeah, that's right! This movie is inspirational and it shows true friendship and love!

Michelle: I couldn't stand that ugly little creature. It reminded me of this girl I had a fight with in high school. Lord was she ugly! You could roll her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Barack: Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Michelle: I have to question your taste in movies. At least with mine, it was based on some real incidents that happened in America. A little creature coming here in a spaceship, getting lost and needing to PHONE HOME, is stupid!

Barack: Well Michelle, you don't get to see the top secret documents I get to look at. You would be surprised. Do you know what really happened to JFK?

Michelle: Uhhh, I don't really want to know.

Barack: Yeah, it's probably best.

Michelle: Cheer up and have a good day. Like I said, things will work out.

Barack: My second best movie is 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!' Great storyline, magnificent action moves!

Michelle: Get out!

Barack: Off to the Cabinet Meeting. Love ya!

Michelle: I love you, too!

Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!

Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough

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    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Great! Glad you enjoyed it!

    • Lisas-thoughts101 profile image

      Lisas-thoughts101 

      6 years ago from Northeast Texas

      Dexter, this one was really cute.. and interesting. Voted up of course, and funny. Off to #5

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Funny! Ha ha ha!!!

    • Shinkicker profile image

      Shinkicker 

      6 years ago from Scotland

      "Do you know what really happened to JFK"

      Reminds me of that Bill Hicks joke about a new President given a screening of film of the shooting ...... from an angle never seen in public LOL

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      6 years ago from United States

      Yes! ET was a great movie!

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      Lesleysherwood 

      6 years ago

      It FEAR..... just joking.. ET is the best - I'm with her.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      I am so glad you are enjoying the series!

    • NotWiredThatWay profile image

      NotWiredThatWay 

      7 years ago from New York

      Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Too funny!

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      I am also a fan of Braveheart!

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      Ghost32 

      7 years ago

      Mine is Braveheart...oh, wait. Nobody asked ME!

      "...roll her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

      Now, THAT is one of those lines. You know, that I wish I'D written....

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      I am so happy you are enjoying the series!

    • Ashantina profile image

      Ashantina 

      7 years ago

      ...lovin it-lovin it!!!!

    • N.E. Wright profile image

      N.E. Wright 

      7 years ago from Bronx, NY

      Hey, I appreciate your words.

      LOL.

      N.E.

    • Dexter Yarbrough profile imageAUTHOR

      Dexter Yarbrough 

      7 years ago from United States

      Thank you so much, N.E. I really appreciate you!

    • N.E. Wright profile image

      N.E. Wright 

      7 years ago from Bronx, NY

      Dexter,

      Others are starting to share your work now also. LOL.

      It really is short and enjoyable.

      Thanks for your work.

      Oh, I am sharing your work with my other followers too. LOL.

      Take Care,

      N.E.

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